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kunleweb:
I like trouble. I'm yet to see many trouble-lovers like myself. I must humble her

lebete3000:
Your narrative is actually the inverse, you women are the ones who actually read meanings where there's absolutely none.

Its the reason why men call you fish-brains cos not only are y'all quite easy to fool, but think up the most ridiculous of things whenever you see men...especially when they sit beside y'all.

lebete3000:


Okay oh! I wish you all the best in your adventure!

However, know she might be on here also, as naija ladies no dey take Nairaland romance section play.

So you'll do well to know you've got your work cut out for ya!

kunleweb:
I won't stop till i buy this jeep worth 4.3m and flash in her face. You never see chin chin

lebete3000:
You be correct demon!

kunleweb:
The lesson must pierce the soul , I'm buying a ride for the friend after i propose too

kunleweb:
I want the lesson to sink deep. She came imagining she was the big shark in the ocean, manager at the institution, around 400-500k a month, she came with her friend who was all smile and all that pre-empted me to transfigure into the real gee. Now she has seen a money-banger, she's rolling her fat arse in my face, if i eat jollof rice and friend plantain now for free all Nigerian ladies here will be swearing without knowing what transpired.

I'll let her do it for months and numb my emotions. I will teach her big time.( Her friend and I are coded so it helps my game plan ), The moral of the story goes both ways, perhaps she could be an asset so i won't shove her away just like that, let's see how it all goes.

lebete3000:
Now that's becoming 1helluva superstory

idu1:
Fuvk her and throw her away

kunleweb:
Wish me luck i'm saving the dough already, Jun 2019, i'm proposing with a Range Rover Sport Evoque ( She's my Naija/Americana, she deserves the best). I want to humble all the ladies around me.

kunleweb:
Trust me, fvckng her will satisfy her even after i dump her, a drop of semen is way beyond a vessel of crude. This will teach her humility

lefulefu:
so d babe for bus was tripping cos u carry chicken and rice for pack abi?.. Lobotan

Deckline:
Some ladies are just one problematic creatures sent from another planet to frustrate focused men.

lebete3000:
There's an attitude in most ladies I've observed and it really disgusts me.

They first see one and look at one like crap, then only for them to see the phone you use when a call enters and they just start acting friendly and normal. Trying to spark up a convo, me go just kill their spirit with my resting bitch face response.

One foolish one wey I no even send look me one yeye way when I wan enter bus, only for her to transform when I pull out ordinary rice and chicken from nylon. Weyrey dey ask me "sorry where did you get it" my answer was Captain Cook but my body language was "bitch leave me the f!vk alone"! Thank God she got the message kpakpakpa and carried her masquerade looking face forward.

Pls ladies I know you can't judge a book by it's cover, but once you've trashed someone who probably wasn't even trying to talk to you in the 1st place, but your feminine ego was playing pranks with your brain, kindly endeavour not to switch into one angelic and friendly nonsense. Just stick to your guns and continue to trash that man, cos you switching over makes you devalue yourself to one disgusting piece of shît in my eyes.

-(men don't think of vagina all the time- atleast for me. Whoever told you otherwise has done you a great disservice)

lebete3000:
Bros wake up! Stop sleeptalking! Shey na until I nack you pestle b4 you open eye ba?

naijacentric:
mumu is dat not how u yeye gurls behave

Bidobado:
You are right. All men are not the same and what actually turns me on in a woman is good attitude and an average body or better.
I'll do almost anything for a woman with genuine and good attitude whilst I'll gladly shoot in the head a pretty woman with disgusting attitudes.

lebete3000:
My brother??!!

Tryna spark a convo cos i pull out chicken & rice after frowning her face like kpotokpoto.

Some babes can be so disgusting walahi!

kunleweb:
I have a lady manager in a bank is doing this with me now. When she came to my work station, i was cleaning the environs wore shabby clothes wasn't using posh language and all ( She kept coming due to work engagements for a while ). After few weeks, i came out in my real form, speak even cleaner english than her, changed my persona,work attitude and dress code, she's now everywhere shaking bumbum upandan.

She was mocking with with laughs initially, today she's rotating upanddan giving me stares and all. Today, i see regret in her eyes.I'm like ease off,she's seen me in my glory and knows i'm way beyond her financial league even as a manager, she's on my case, she still was today, unlike you guys, i'm playing coy, ( the inner me is saying look at this fool ), the exterior is playing smooth. I will waste her precious time. It's a lesson for a life time

djpriopry:
Bro the outer me is saying you should chop her and clean mouth but the inner me is saying just ignore her stupid azz