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penisilin:
Make I talk my own before rain stop.....

As I dey go work, I enter car wey dey go CMS (Lagos island), na so we jam hold-up for road caused by a car and a truck collision, na so people including me dey para because time dey go. I decided to join the lastma, police and other people trying to create a way for other vehicles to move on. I just dey shout, order, bark instructions like say na me be IG so tey I dey see some kind of respect from the lastma guys set. Along the drama I think I saw some people beckoning at me but I waved to them as if they were my fans but after almost 3mins I realised I don wave goodbye to the vehicle I boarded.


I just use idea Waka commot for the scene

Damseldammie:
Irú yin pò... You're not the only one guilty of that but probably most guys

zinnyzee:
I know you wanted to say, you're a dumb soul o.

prince049:
No...I swear it's only people who have love in them can make that move above all odds.

ike007:
I was rushing to go to the mallam and thought my boxer short was a trouser. until I got to the mallams place in a crowded street. very embarrassing.

Then one day I went to the ATM and forgot to remove my ATM card from the machine, till I got home. I once forgot my wallet outside and there was about 48 thousand naira together with my school Id and ATM cards in it. I never found it again.

Joystark:
One time, I took my clothes, about four of them, to the tailor to amend them.
After the lady was done, I bagged everything and went on to other places I was supposed to go to that day. I never knew I didn't come home with that bag that my clothes in it...and I didn't realize it until two weeks later when I wanted to use one of them. I had to retrace my steps, that day.

I went everywhere I visited on that particular day, the market, the tailor-shop, the hospital... they we're all like, 'after two weeks na now u dey find ur clothes' �

After a few days of searching, I concluded I might never see those clothes again; strolled to my mum's office, to find the bag chilling at the reception�

zinnyzee:
You're laughing... It wasn't funny then.

In my head, i knew i was an idiot to have done something like that... But one voice(which i now know to be the voice of the devil) kept telling me i did the right thing.

zinnyzee:
Spending my last 1k to subscribe just to wish my crush a happy birthday.... Meanwhile, hunger nearly kee me that night.

ZZ22:
I once came to my cousin's house he gave me his photo album(hardcopy) to watch. As I checked the pics he identified for me some of the people he snapped with. I got to the one I snapped with him HONESTLY not knowing it was me i asked him, who be this? he looked at me and didn't say anything, I took the pic closer to his face and repeated same question and he was like guy what's up na you don't know yourself again? I looked closely at the pic found out it was my clothes before i proceeded to the mirror to know how I really look.

Do I say how I bought noodles and eggs. I cooked the noodles and hurriedly ate it forgetting that I bought eggs.


I was high as fk when my friend asked me to screenshot my game so he could play too. After i have done so he didn't request for the game immediately so i plugged back my phone to where it was charging. When he finally asked for the game I tapped my phone and discovered that it wasn't charging, I adjusted the charger still it couldn't charge. I was angry thinking what could have spoiled the charger and how to get another original charger. It took several minutes before I realize the phone is on screenshot and as I reason my guy the levels we laughed so hard about it.

The game chop?

nwanyiugbo122:
Plug my phone for over 5hrs,, when the light went off, I noticed my phone never charge, I looked at the wall switch, found out I didn't plug it on. I was crazy, so annoyed with myself.

MrMacinterchi1:
Ur last memory u shared is very painful. Only God knows how u would feel that night. Ndoo ooo.

naturefellow:
that is not absent minded. That is mind!!!

zinnyzee:
You're laughing... It wasn't funny then.

In my head, i knew i was an idiot to have done something like that... But one voice(which i now know to be the voice of the devil) kept telling me i did the right thing.

Lol.. how do you know it's the voice of the devil

kay29000:
Mine was at a party. I got a bit tipsy and started toasting this girl. When she told me where she lived, I told her I know a girl there that the girl can catwalk for Africa. The girl laughed her ass off. I didn't think what I said wasn't so funny... but then she told me she was the one I was talking about.

gift01:
Went to use the Gents in church and forgot to zip up. The first usher(female) looked in my direction and wanted to faint; the second(female) just threw her face elsewhere as I was walking towards her. That was when it occurred to me that my John Thomas was there peeping at the congregation through my boxers

Lmfao how you take do am that day? You no run comot church

Adonis3:

The game chop?

bidemz:
I felt like slapping myself when i eventually found out I've been desperately looking for my phone in my room one particular night for about 30 minutes while it's in my pocket

Share yours

ZZ22:
no bro, since this year I never hear from them

Adonis3:



Lmfao how you take do am that day? You no run comot church

sinola:
A@Nepapole,your own better self,i just toasted a babe at Ikeja along bus stop and after exchanging pleasantries,i wanted to cross to the other side of the road without using pedestrian crossing,naso KAI came and got me arrested by holding my trouser like a common criminal and bundled me into their Van.Though,the babe played maturely and was there for me throughout the ordeal till I was discharged with 10k but I felt ashamed of myself due to my stubborn ego.
I did not call her again....My bad

JuanDeDios:
Interesting. Makes me draw images in my head.

harlaryoh:
I chewed my recharge card before I recharged my line. Happened twice

frozen70:
Lol, make sure you draw an image the head can contain

PrincessB1:
Lolz

SlimChay:
About seven.

Mustiboy:
Exactly. many would say it doesn't matter stressing that English is not our mother-tongue. but little do they know that these things are basic English concord anyone who saw the four walls of school should know.

Juliearth:
Worry not! It happens to the best of us. There is a scientific explanation to that also.

Dapsonemmanuel:
dude .. that shiit is crazy.. I almost an exam because I was looking for my door key which was inside my pocket.. even found out after writing my exam.. I was just swearing for that key