A penis thief has been arrested in Lagos, few days after a politician was accused of stealing that of security guard he gave money. The penis thief was apprehended today at popular Amala HotSpot in Omole Phase2, after his victim, a bike man raised an alarm that his manhood disappeared after the young man touched him. The police who arrived the scene shortly after, arrested the suspect and saved him from jungle justice


https://lailasnews.com/penis-thief-arrested-in-lagos/


Lalasticlala

That's why I always ensure my preeq is erect whenever I'm going outside cuz once amala starts digesting inside an Afonja, all sorts of evil things start happening.


Afonja Amala

pls keep ur penis safe.

Amala hotspot
YORUBAS and crime
Especially blood money ritual and sex related crimes.
Spirits on their coneheads..

Even in 2018
But why is it always bike men whose joysticks are always stolen...

the pishure of d joystick please

I still don't believe all this crap story about how people thief joystick of other people.

you mean say no dickkkk to take fuccckk isoken for ekosodin again

I nor believe

The pronunciation is even funnier. " Joystick thief "

Goko haram

But how will the owner claim his stick

Africans and fictitious beliefs

Na Dem

Na waaa o!

Lol..wetin him wan use 2 preeq do? Abi na for double penetration ni??


Awon boiz wan hammer by all means

He dey lucky say him no dey inside oshodi market. Who him go hold?

Nm

Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sucking men’s d*ck is what baffles me. Where did they learn it from?

Men..... thank God say this kind thing no dey hia

Pour gasoline and roast the bastard

No wahala

Joystick thiefing real o

I'm sure that joystick wouldn't go hungry on that day after recovery
Even his gf/wife would allow him to test-run it on either olosho/prostitute


Just don't talk about that moment before your partner,,,

Ok

There is nothing strange again in this era of change.

LuciferCristi:
That's why I always ensure my preeq is erect whenever I'm going outside cuz once amala starts digesting inside an Afonja, all sorts of evil things start happening.


Afonja Amala

That's why u are guys are deluded. I'm sure u never digested the story well before concluding it's Afonja. No name was mentioned but I'm sure it must be one of the idiotic pigs of Biafra cos they can sell their parents to get money. Argue with ur keyboard pls

I jes wonder wuh it feels like when it dissapears...is the place usually just hollow,do they feel breeze through the gap or pain?.
...infact the idiat that initiated this 'use of joysticks' for fetish purposes must've been gay!

How?