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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Abcruz(m): 10:50pm On Oct 05, 2018
samysmoothfresh:
Condom


and at few times when i'm overly broke and cant get one, i go to a near by hospital and get one free......



Condom, very important!!!!
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Amberon1: 10:58pm On Oct 05, 2018
You must mean your mom undecided
TzPalo:

I wonder d kain of borehole u Av got there...
Wider dan Ho Lar Shuga!

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Amberon1: 10:59pm On Oct 05, 2018
Yes you are. Receive sense and maybe you can finally crawl out of poverty.

cheesy
Fierce11:

I'm picking on people buying things at shop rite, right? SMH.. To imagine me as a poor person is one of your many foolishness

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Fierce11: 11:00pm On Oct 05, 2018
Amberon1:
Yes you are. Receive sense and maybe you can finally crawl out of poverty.

cheesy
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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Abcruz(m): 11:02pm On Oct 05, 2018
samysmoothfresh:
Condom


and at few times when i'm overly broke and cant get one, i go to a near by hospital and get one free......



Condom, very important!!!!

Hear the word of the sovereign Lord O unfaithful son;

"The waywardness of the inexperienced will kill them and the complacency of fools will destroy them"

"Stop doing this detestable things that I hate. It will cost you your life and suddenly lead you into the inner chambers of terror, the pit of hell."

Accept Jesus with your whole heart and soul, turn away from sexual immorality, and embrace the light of your creator. For your own good and for the good of the children after you!!!

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by FOWOSHERE01(m): 11:04pm On Oct 05, 2018
Oritzy:
Kush cheesy
Me too bro. No matter what, kush always appears. All hail kush.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Abcruz(m): 11:08pm On Oct 05, 2018
Jamariwolff:
I love this. Good riddance. Go girl!!!

Hear the word of the Sovereign Lord O unfaithful daughter;

Isaiah 47 : 7

7You said, “I shall be mistress for ever,”

so that you did not lay these things to heart

or remember their end.

8 Now therefore hear this, you lover of pleasures,

who sit securely,

who say in your heart,

“I am, and there is no one besides me;

I shall not sit as a widow

or know the loss of children”:

9 These two things shall come to you

in a moment, in one day...

But if you will acknowledge your errors, forsake them and return to Jesus with your whole heart and soul, HE will have mercy on you and forgive you in a large way.

Incline your ears to the reproves of life, for your own good and for the good of the children after you!!!

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by iamlahmee(m): 11:11pm On Oct 05, 2018
after all i still can't believe a dick can't make the vagina to get wider..cuz i have read about a rape case in wish the vagina was got a tear..
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Abcruz(m): 11:35pm On Oct 05, 2018
samysmoothfresh:


preys that'll still end up devouring you and ravaging your vagina........................



Beware of the one who has nothing to lose.
For she knows exactly, the meaning of what she wrote...
Stay clear from their paths.
if you have been deceived, wake up and run for your life.

Psalm 74 : 20
Look attentively to the covenant, For the dark places of earth, Have been full of habitations of cruelty.
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Sambaby7640: 11:37pm On Oct 05, 2018
Amberon1:
Does he know if the person he is insulting is a mother too? So it's okay for him to insult a mother but not okay to have his own mother insulted.
Idiot!,she claimed 23 and ought not to be a mother but if so then lipsrsealed

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Rexkingsley(m): 11:44pm On Oct 05, 2018
Weed grin
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Abcruz(m): 11:45pm On Oct 05, 2018
xpool:

You lose your money, time and energy.
She takes your money and makes profit from your loss.
You get orgasm per round.
She gets copious orgasms per round; depending on how you kill your self per round.
You pump up and down to satisfy her on top your money.
She does not work to satisfy you, even when she moans in pleasure, you foolishly think you have killed.
You even lick and suck her vvagina even when most of them are smelling like pre-independence latrine, yet you paid and willing to pay more.

My guy nothing wey we dey ravage,
Na Dem Dey Ravage Us

Beware of the one who has nothing to lose.
For she knows exactly, the meaning of what she wrote...

Psalm 74 : 20
Look attentively to the covenant, For the dark places of earth, Have been full of habitations of cruelty.
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by otikpoko(m): 11:48pm On Oct 05, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
the hoe even speaks as if her pussy is gold plated or something. Toto that a guy dogged for just a packet of indomie and 2 eggs

Your mouth no good at all o!! grin grin
Kai lipsrsealed
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by stacyadams: 11:52pm On Oct 05, 2018
White London
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Eaglefine(f): 12:36am On Oct 06, 2018
Sanitary pad oooooo... It’s very important.
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by lilyheaven: 12:39am On Oct 06, 2018
Viserion:
I woke up this morning realizing that iam broke, but somehow I bought data to come online..


What's the one thing you still manage to buy when you're broke? ...
Then you are not broke, by the time you go hungry, you won't remember phone let alone data.
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Nobody: 1:02am On Oct 06, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
a clear display of an asslicker.

At least my mum is still more honourable than her.

She's enjoying her sexual life in wedlock. Which is approved by both man and God

Not like the BPA members jumping from one bed to another..

A word of advise.

First, clear the sexual drought killing your sense of reasoning there

Stop thinking with your dick and anus

Then you will see the truth

No offense bro

Nigga please I disagree.....

Its impossible for your mom to be honorable.

An honorable woman cannot give birth to an IDIOT.

If she were honorable, you would have been brought up well to mind your business, respect her opinion and that of others and to act responsibly - be it a faceless forum or not.

Your interest in bullying people for cheap likes indicates you are the poo of a b!tch.

Honorable people do not slut shame others cos they sin differently than you.

You can lie to the world about having a honorable mother but you can never lie to yourself.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by nicolosam(m): 1:22am On Oct 06, 2018
blazepascal:
But i cant be broke

I wonder how u got here!
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Ishilove: 1:57am On Oct 06, 2018
GrabHisBalls:
First off, I am a lady. This is Kimbra... Holding a contrary view to yours shouldn't make me a guy.

From what you've written, you don't have facts yourself other than what you read on google. I know body types are different and that some vagina muscles are weaker than the others, on the contrary, you've not been able to prove that a dick can't widen a vagina.

See...a lady that has given birth can't have her vagina go back to its original size but could achieve something close to that with kegel and some foods.

Let me even ask you another practical question, not scientific. If after the hymen have been broken, a lady gets her normal vagina size; would you tell me that that size would remain intact no matter the number of dicks she gets per day or months? If yes, why is it that some guys suddenly start complaining of noticing their gf's pussy is wider when it's meant to contract and contrast after sexual intercourse? Don't give me the age factor; let's assume she's 20. Again, why is it that the first time you have sex with a guy with a bigger dick, you're almost like a virgin but on the long run, you get comfortable with the dick size and if a man with a smaller dick sleeps with you, he goes in freely? Whereas if that guy with a small dick were to meet a virgin, they become very compatible? Shouldn't that tell you there's something wrong?
This...

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Codyt(m): 2:19am On Oct 06, 2018
Jamariwolff:
I love this. Good riddance. Go girl!!!
Stop celebrating mediocrity and nonsense
Ehn? lipsrsealed

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Edum13656: 2:21am On Oct 06, 2018
Saff:
Is that supposed to be a loss for me? I don’t understand.
No na Olympic medal

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Codyt(m): 2:21am On Oct 06, 2018
Magnifik18:


Nigga please I disagree.....

Its impossible for your mom to be honorable.

An honorable woman cannot give birth to an IDIOT.

If she were honorable, you would have been brought up well to mind your business, respect her opinion and that of others and to act responsibly - be it a faceless forum or not.

Your interest in bullying people for cheap likes indicates you are the poo of a b!tch.

Honorable people do not slut shame others cos they sin differently than you.

You can lie to the world about having a honorable mother but you can never lie to yourself.
Wow wow wow I can't help it...
Touché grin

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by cheftea: 2:47am On Oct 06, 2018
Data
Data
Data
Data ohhhhhh
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Amberon1: 6:18am On Oct 06, 2018
Fool, the bolded shows you're not only deranged but schizophrenic and I won't stoop so low as to engage you any further.

Go play in traffic.
Sambaby7640:
Idiot!,she claimed 23 and ought not to be a mother but if so then lipsrsealed

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Jhoanner(f): 6:35am On Oct 06, 2018
It's data na.
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by TzPalo: 7:15am On Oct 06, 2018
Amberon1:
You must mean your mom undecided
Shameless wide punany....u r in ur twenties but ur borehole can swallow a pestle..
Widest on nairaland grin

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Sambaby7640: 7:45am On Oct 06, 2018
Amberon1:
Fool, the bolded shows you're not only deranged but schizophrenic and I won't stoop so low as to engage you any further.

Go play in traffic.
Frankly speaking, I'ont gat time for a low life fool suffering from psychosis thinking everyone is mad like u.But u know what?am not fazed at ur delusions since I saw your moniker attacking people who dont even know u exist just for few like.it might be that u experiencing a great ordeal in life which has now turned you to idiots bashing other moniker here and there.well FYI it better u stay the Bleep away from my mentions or else,trust me u won't like what will follow suit.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by sweetilicious(f): 8:23am On Oct 06, 2018
samysmoothfresh:


preys that'll still end up devouring you and ravaging your vagina........................


Makes me wonder! Who is doing who?
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Mcy56(f): 8:36am On Oct 06, 2018
@LukeSkywalker78
It's difficult to believe you're just 18 with all those savage responses of yours.
What was suppose to be a banter turned to serious insults.
Did you learn it somewhere? No vex o, just curious.
I definitely wouldn't reply should you choose to insult me instead. tongue

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by peacengine(m): 8:36am On Oct 06, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:


seems as if i touched a nerve smiley

Guy, it doesn't concern you, a bro asked a question and she responded, why are you pained sir?

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by peacengine(m): 9:05am On Oct 06, 2018
Amberon1:
Hold up....ain't you the one who always insults and slut shames girls? Even dogs and whoremongers speak when rational humans do too...how ironic and hypocritic that a self acclaimed male slut calls women names....Lmao


Ma nigga, slaughter them grin

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Amberon1: 10:08am On Oct 06, 2018
The first bolded isn't an English word. Could it be Spanish?

Second should be "likes", not "like".

Third should be "an idiot", not "idiots", but yeah you and all the other fools slut shaming women while fvcking hoes with reckless abandon are the only idiots on this thread.

Per your last sentence, you are as worthless as a used toilet paper. You can't do nothing.
Sambaby7640:

Frankly speaking, I'ont gat time for a low life fool suffering from psychosis thinking everyone is mad like u.But u know what?am not fazed at ur delusions since I saw your moniker attacking people who dont even know u exist just for few like. it might be that u experiencing a great ordeal in life which has now turned you to idiots bashing other moniker here and there.well FYI it better u stay the Bleep away from my mentions or else,trust me u won't like what will follow suit.

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