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Flossypossie:
Yesterday, I walked into a high end clothing store with a chip on my shoulder and my credit card feeling funky in my purse. I had just one thing in mind; OPERATION GET MY EX BACK!

You see, our relationship had been like that of the infamous Tom and Jerry. We were friends today, enemies tomorrow. Anyone seeing us would wonder how we managed to put up with each other. Eventually, we split. It wasn’t what we both wanted but we decided it would best preserve our sanity. Moreover, we weren’t so sure if we were still in love like we used to be. All these happened some three months ago.

Last weekend, I ran into him at an old friend’s association party and he looked peng. Sweet boys’ association kind of peng. So peng, I was drooling over him with my date’s arm still wrapped around my waist. In that moment, I realized I had forked up. This guy literally left me to go and glow up. What betrayal!

I had to do something. I just had to do something. No one deserved to enjoy all that suaveness but me. I left that party feeling like papilo. I would do whatever it takes to get him back and I was determined not to give up. This Yoruba demon,…sorry angel is about to have my entirety sold to him. That’s why I’m taking my time between these aisles to look for the best pair of jogging tank and pants. My ex…ercise and I are about to get back together.

*scratches disk* Wait, wait, I hope you weren’t thinking I was talking about a man? *lmao* *lwkmd* *lwtmb* Sorry o. I was just reminiscing over my old lepa pictures. But you can like to write your own story sha. I’m in my house come and beat me.

*jumps fence and disappears into thin air*

Flossypossie:
Yesterday, I walked into a high end clothing store with a chip on my shoulder and my credit card feeling funky in my purse. I had just one thing in mind; OPERATION GET MY EX BACK!

You see, our relationship had been like that of the infamous Tom and Jerry. We were friends today, enemies tomorrow. Anyone seeing us would wonder how we managed to put up with each other. Eventually, we split. It wasn’t what we both wanted but we decided it would best preserve our sanity. Moreover, we weren’t so sure if we were still in love like we used to be. All these happened some three months ago.

Last weekend, I ran into him at an old friend’s association party and he looked peng. Sweet boys’ association kind of peng. So peng, I was drooling over him with my date’s arm still wrapped around my waist. In that moment, I realized I had forked up. This guy literally left me to go and glow up. What betrayal!

I had to do something. I just had to do something. No one deserved to enjoy all that suaveness but me. I left that party feeling like papilo. I would do whatever it takes to get him back and I was determined not to give up. This Yoruba demon,…sorry angel is about to have my entirety sold to him. That’s why I’m taking my time between these aisles to look for the best pair of jogging tank and pants. My ex…ercise and I are about to get back together.

*scratches disk* Wait, wait, I hope you weren’t thinking I was talking about a man? *lmao* *lwkmd* *lwtmb* Sorry o. I was just reminiscing over my old lepa pictures. But you can like to write your own story sha. I’m in my house come and beat me.

*jumps fence and disappears into thin air*

Flossypossie:
Yesterday, I walked into a high end clothing store with a chip on my shoulder and my credit card feeling funky in my purse. I had just one thing in mind; OPERATION GET MY EX BACK!

You see, our relationship had been like that of the infamous Tom and Jerry. We were friends today, enemies tomorrow. Anyone seeing us would wonder how we managed to put up with each other. Eventually, we split. It wasn’t what we both wanted but we decided it would best preserve our sanity. Moreover, we weren’t so sure if we were still in love like we used to be. All these happened some three months ago.

Last weekend, I ran into him at an old friend’s association party and he looked peng. Sweet boys’ association kind of peng. So peng, I was drooling over him with my date’s arm still wrapped around my waist. In that moment, I realized I had forked up. This guy literally left me to go and glow up. What betrayal!

I had to do something. I just had to do something. No one deserved to enjoy all that suaveness but me. I left that party feeling like papilo. I would do whatever it takes to get him back and I was determined not to give up. This Yoruba demon,…sorry angel is about to have my entirety sold to him. That’s why I’m taking my time between these aisles to look for the best pair of jogging tank and pants. My ex…ercise and I are about to get back together.

*scratches disk* Wait, wait, I hope you weren’t thinking I was talking about a man? *lmao* *lwkmd* *lwtmb* Sorry o. I was just reminiscing over my old lepa pictures. But you can like to write your own story sha. I’m in my house come and beat me.

*jumps fence and disappears into thin air*