Where Is Mr.turkey? - Jokes Etc (30)

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Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by alex406(m): 10:34pm On Jul 22, 2008

gunpoint:
*Okada jamss him drop & d mumu lands in igbobi. . .*

*aftr amputating both his left legs, Doctor declares this mumu still going to die*

*so dey send 4 his priest who said that in oda 4 him 2 rest in peace/make it to hell*

*he needed to ans som ques*

*priest: ques 1*

y did d turkey cross d road??

Is it now a crime to eat Turkey?
Afterall you asked me to get some for you then and i told you i wont,is that why you are trying to paint me here?i will always eat my Turkey alone,i no go give Gunpointed mouth, Ole

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by alex406(m): 10:36pm On Jul 22, 2008

princesa:
alex is the new savage in land after madam offcourse
what a bitter surprise

Whats your problem,or do you also want to eat out of my Turkey?

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 2:06pm On Jul 23, 2008

turkey in turkey

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 11:41am On Jul 24, 2008

princesa:
alex is the new savage in land after madam offcourse
what a bitter surprise

i believe the word savage happens to be your new identity. what a unhappy kill joy u are!

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 11:56am On Jul 24, 2008

clem clem dat 1 na analysis naa lipsrsealed

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 12:01pm On Jul 24, 2008

non of ur bizness.

if u knoe the meaning of the word "savage" you wont make those utterances

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by alex406(m): 3:47pm On Jul 24, 2008

Clem dont mind those foolish useless animals,rifrafs,implacable dogs.They dont know how useless they are.

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 11:22pm On Jul 24, 2008

@ clem

dis statement of urs now states who d savage is, right?

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 9:31am On Jul 25, 2008

clemcy why are you so insecured?
did i mention clem in that comment?
are you a madam?
you get so touchy
cool off or you will reck yourself cool

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 9:35am On Jul 25, 2008

not in the least.

i read in between lines and i bliv i understand under meanings.

@thug
wats da matter?

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 9:38am On Jul 25, 2008

just cool off has she as told u to

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 9:40am On Jul 25, 2008

mrs. line reader
sometimes you mis-read lines
cool off girl as thug has asked you to

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 9:43am On Jul 25, 2008

too erratic but i reserve d rest

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 9:50am On Jul 25, 2008

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 10:52am On Jul 25, 2008

na u knw o lipsrsealed

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by princesa(f): 12:50pm On Jul 26, 2008

stil dnt get you huh

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 1:30pm On Jul 26, 2008

*grins off, humming to self*

i dont giv a damn neigther a care tra la la la

am erratic? lol thats whats in vogue now cool

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 9:08pm On Jul 26, 2008

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