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Xaos:
Sex kills.

Wrong!! Speed kills..............
Drive slowly and responsibly.........

MsFaith:
I actually opened the thread to see the picture of a dead man smiling OP you fooled me.

how much do u like sex quote me.

Hmmm, if living being has the opportunity to see what he had seen. It is surely a cry of regret, had I known. He would have seen d truth now

ipobarethieves:
fisifun__kododada cum and see.

Na baba jaiye jaiye be dis one o!

I remember watching this dude nightly show on HBO around 2003/2004. He'd stated on one of the episodes that he would love to die after having sex with a smile on his face. Fast forward 14 years later...his dream did come to pass.

What a pity.
What a way to die
He died in active service to womanity.
He went back the same way he came.

OMA se oooh.

NwaAmaikpe:



Research has proven that dying just after having an orgasm is the best possible way to die.

Further research also proved that more than 78% of all of those who died this way woke up in heaven.

You are crazy �

God been dey cinema dey watch u...now God dey wait for u for heaven!! Guy u don buy Market!!

Smile ur way to hell bro...

72 and still active, now that was a good life.

He died of what he knows how to do best

Never get high on
your own 'stuff'..

AcuraZDX:
A hotel owner Dennis Hof died on Tuesday hours after having sex with one of his own prostitutes. Dennis Hof was lying on his back on the right side of his bed and completely naked when he was found by his best friend Ron Jeremy, a Love Ranch insider tells DailyMail.
Hof’s mouth was open with a slight smile on his face, his eyes were half closed. His right arm was by his side with his hand palm up next to his side.

His left hand was raised approximately nine inches off the ground, suspended in mid-air. Rigor mortis had set in.
According to the insider, the last person to see Hof alive was a lady who worked in the brothel – not a prostitute – who brought him two popicles and a bottle of water to his bedroom at his request. That was at approximate 1 a.m. on Tuesday.

DailyMail has also learned that the Las Vegas brothel has now been shut down.
Dennis’ name was the only one on the brothel license, so late yesterday the Nye County Sheriff ordered it to return the ‘sheriff cards’ of all of the working girls. The license can be transferred but it will take some time.

The Sheriff’s department has confiscated the security recording system at the brothel. There a few cameras in the public area, bar, etc. that record.
As DailyMail revealed, Hof had had sex with one of his own prostitutes not long before he died.
In an exclusive interview, porn actor Ron Jeremy revealed how he discovered the 72-year-old’s lifeless body on Tuesday at the Love Ranch South in Crystal, Nevada.

Hours earlier Hof had been celebrating his birthday at a campaign event in the Nugget Hotel in Parhump, Nevada as he prepared to compete in the general election for a seat in the House of Representatives.
Joining him at the event were his girlfriend Heidi Fleiss and former Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Jeremy told DailyMail ‘Dennis was in great spirits and told me it was the best night of his life.
‘We headed back to the Love Ranch South and got there about 11pm. At about midnight, Dennis went back to his private suite with Dasha Dare, she is a relatively new girl to the ranch. It’s the same suite that Lamar Odom overdosed in.
‘Dasha spent two hours with Dennis before leaving him and joining me at the bar with a few other women. Dasha said they had sex and nothing had been wrong with Dennis.

‘I left the girls and went to bed at around 230am. I got up around 1030am and I was expecting to see Dennis. He is an early riser and we had an event to go to on the campaign that morning. ‘I figured he’d overslept because of the birthday party. I went into his room and he was lying his bed. I shook him by the shoulders, but there was no movement and I thought he was in a deep sleep.


‘I’ve played a joke on him in the past where I throw off his sheets to wake him up. He was naked and still wasn’t moving. I then went back to the bar and asked the girls for help to wake him up.
‘I realized something was seriously wrong when we returned. His skin was cold and rigamortis had already begun in his arm.

‘Some of the girls there had CPR training. They called 911 and the operator was telling them to resuscitate him. Dasha was freaking out and praying. One of the house moms had to remove her from the area.’
Nye County Sheriff’s Office is on the scene and investigating Hof’s death.


See more:

https://zenithnaija.com/man-found-dead-with-smile-on-his-face-after-having-sex-with-a-prostitute/

Blissful death. The man must still be smiling in hell fire (if it does exist though).

sabenabeauty:
Can we now say he died during orgasm?

Bad girl

Strong man, Strong man. 1 pvssy knocked him to the great beyond!
SMH

Any man that died with a smile on his face is a sign that he is entering heaven or at the gate of heaven waiting for the angels to open the gate. However he will be flogged 36times to cleanse him from the worldly sins. Dont quote me o

something must kill a man,

chi

Nothing wrong here, having been that he went through the same channel he came from.

soberdrunk:
Died like a REAL G Ma man!!!

Ps-"harder!!" "Faster" "Is that all you got"!!! "Prove to me you are a man" "Choke me"!! Guys tread with caution when you start hearing these words because it is either 'death' or "jail" calling you......

soberdrunk:
Died like a REAL G Ma man!!!

Ps-"harder!!" "Faster" "Is that all you got"!!! "Prove to me you are a man" "Choke me"!! Guys tread with caution when you start hearing these words because it is either 'death' or "jail" calling you......

Lol death or jail

foliman:
Were ti gba'bi to gba wa lo...
The nigga don go back through same way that brought him...
What a 101 ways to die!
Sex be the number 101!

This particular man God, please delay his judgement till I'm around in heaven, I want to see his judgement proceedings.

Hypocrisy. As if you never slept with a prostitute, either corporate or non corporate before. Since he died on top of a prostitute, he is a sinner that will be judged in heaven.
But once you never die on top of her, you're not guilty.

Atleast he died a happy smiling death.

AcuraZDX:
A hotel owner Dennis Hof died on Tuesday hours after having sex with one of his own prostitutes. Dennis Hof was lying on his back on the right side of his bed and completely naked when he was found by his best friend Ron Jeremy, a Love Ranch insider tells DailyMail.
Hof’s mouth was open with a slight smile on his face, his eyes were half closed. His right arm was by his side with his hand palm up next to his side.

His left hand was raised approximately nine inches off the ground, suspended in mid-air. Rigor mortis had set in.
According to the insider, the last person to see Hof alive was a lady who worked in the brothel – not a prostitute – who brought him two popicles and a bottle of water to his bedroom at his request. That was at approximate 1 a.m. on Tuesday.

DailyMail has also learned that the Las Vegas brothel has now been shut down.
Dennis’ name was the only one on the brothel license, so late yesterday the Nye County Sheriff ordered it to return the ‘sheriff cards’ of all of the working girls. The license can be transferred but it will take some time.

The Sheriff’s department has confiscated the security recording system at the brothel. There a few cameras in the public area, bar, etc. that record.
As DailyMail revealed, Hof had had sex with one of his own prostitutes not long before he died.
In an exclusive interview, porn actor Ron Jeremy revealed how he discovered the 72-year-old’s lifeless body on Tuesday at the Love Ranch South in Crystal, Nevada.

Hours earlier Hof had been celebrating his birthday at a campaign event in the Nugget Hotel in Parhump, Nevada as he prepared to compete in the general election for a seat in the House of Representatives.
Joining him at the event were his girlfriend Heidi Fleiss and former Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Jeremy told DailyMail ‘Dennis was in great spirits and told me it was the best night of his life.
‘We headed back to the Love Ranch South and got there about 11pm. At about midnight, Dennis went back to his private suite with Dasha Dare, she is a relatively new girl to the ranch. It’s the same suite that Lamar Odom overdosed in.
‘Dasha spent two hours with Dennis before leaving him and joining me at the bar with a few other women. Dasha said they had sex and nothing had been wrong with Dennis.

‘I left the girls and went to bed at around 230am. I got up around 1030am and I was expecting to see Dennis. He is an early riser and we had an event to go to on the campaign that morning. ‘I figured he’d overslept because of the birthday party. I went into his room and he was lying his bed. I shook him by the shoulders, but there was no movement and I thought he was in a deep sleep.


‘I’ve played a joke on him in the past where I throw off his sheets to wake him up. He was naked and still wasn’t moving. I then went back to the bar and asked the girls for help to wake him up.
‘I realized something was seriously wrong when we returned. His skin was cold and rigamortis had already begun in his arm.

‘Some of the girls there had CPR training. They called 911 and the operator was telling them to resuscitate him. Dasha was freaking out and praying. One of the house moms had to remove her from the area.’
Nye County Sheriff’s Office is on the scene and investigating Hof’s death.


See more:

https://zenithnaija.com/man-found-dead-with-smile-on-his-face-after-having-sex-with-a-prostitute/

Him and God get talk to talk

AcuraZDX:
A hotel owner Dennis Hof died on Tuesday hours after having sex with one of his own prostitutes. Dennis Hof was lying on his back on the right side of his bed and completely naked when he was found by his best friend Ron Jeremy, a Love Ranch insider tells DailyMail.
Hof’s mouth was open with a slight smile on his face, his eyes were half closed. His right arm was by his side with his hand palm up next to his side.

His left hand was raised approximately nine inches off the ground, suspended in mid-air. Rigor mortis had set in.
According to the insider, the last person to see Hof alive was a lady who worked in the brothel – not a prostitute – who brought him two popicles and a bottle of water to his bedroom at his request. That was at approximate 1 a.m. on Tuesday.

DailyMail has also learned that the Las Vegas brothel has now been shut down.
Dennis’ name was the only one on the brothel license, so late yesterday the Nye County Sheriff ordered it to return the ‘sheriff cards’ of all of the working girls. The license can be transferred but it will take some time.

The Sheriff’s department has confiscated the security recording system at the brothel. There a few cameras in the public area, bar, etc. that record.
As DailyMail revealed, Hof had had sex with one of his own prostitutes not long before he died.
In an exclusive interview, porn actor Ron Jeremy revealed how he discovered the 72-year-old’s lifeless body on Tuesday at the Love Ranch South in Crystal, Nevada.

Hours earlier Hof had been celebrating his birthday at a campaign event in the Nugget Hotel in Parhump, Nevada as he prepared to compete in the general election for a seat in the House of Representatives.
Joining him at the event were his girlfriend Heidi Fleiss and former Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Jeremy told DailyMail ‘Dennis was in great spirits and told me it was the best night of his life.
‘We headed back to the Love Ranch South and got there about 11pm. At about midnight, Dennis went back to his private suite with Dasha Dare, she is a relatively new girl to the ranch. It’s the same suite that Lamar Odom overdosed in.
‘Dasha spent two hours with Dennis before leaving him and joining me at the bar with a few other women. Dasha said they had sex and nothing had been wrong with Dennis.

‘I left the girls and went to bed at around 230am. I got up around 1030am and I was expecting to see Dennis. He is an early riser and we had an event to go to on the campaign that morning. ‘I figured he’d overslept because of the birthday party. I went into his room and he was lying his bed. I shook him by the shoulders, but there was no movement and I thought he was in a deep sleep.


‘I’ve played a joke on him in the past where I throw off his sheets to wake him up. He was naked and still wasn’t moving. I then went back to the bar and asked the girls for help to wake him up.
‘I realized something was seriously wrong when we returned. His skin was cold and rigamortis had already begun in his arm.

‘Some of the girls there had CPR training. They called 911 and the operator was telling them to resuscitate him. Dasha was freaking out and praying. One of the house moms had to remove her from the area.’
Nye County Sheriff’s Office is on the scene and investigating Hof’s death.


See more:

https://zenithnaija.com/man-found-dead-with-smile-on-his-face-after-having-sex-with-a-prostitute/

D last person 2c him was his staff who brought him a few items and he died after she left him. So how come d story is saying d man died after he had sex with a prostitute? What kind of story is this?

omoelerin1:
Hypocrisy. As if you never slept with a prostitute, either corporate or non corporate before. Since he died on top of a prostitute, he is a sinner that will be judged in heaven.
But once you never die on top of her, you're not guilty.

He didnt die on top of a prostitute. D last person 2c h was his staff not a prostitute. D heading is misleading

He died in active service.... KIA

kerry57:
What a life to live and die in a hole. So pathetic.

d heading contradicts d story. There's no where in d story that suggests that d man died after having sex

coolaustyne:
He died in active service.... KIA

There's nothing in d story that suggests that

I love sex ready to die for it

he died a happy man

Let them show us the man's smiling dead face