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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 12:52am On Nov 04, 2018
olu4life:

Aswear you just spoke my mind on the movie. Its a very slowwwwww movie. Still wondering how it scared people. The only tragedy seen was when the girl's head cut off. Then perhaps when the dark entity was after the boy.
Koice abeg Hereditary no be am cheesy Was just an overhyped movie.

It's not overhyped in the least. Thing is you've already made up your mind to hate the movie. It's a slow burn, which is not everyone's cup of ogogoro.

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 12:53am On Nov 04, 2018
Chukason1:


That movie can make you mentally unstable if you are not strong sad sad ...Still thinking on how to sleep tonight...
Ah swear. That film was on my mind for weeks after watching it. What a masterpiece. Mind boggling that some people actually hate it. shocked
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 1:07am On Nov 04, 2018
Beorn:


I'm still wondering what's so good about Hereditary. Is it not the same Hereditary we all watched? The way Koice was praising it, I had to re-check the movie on Wikipedia to make sure I didn't watch a fake one. Koice probably smoked Crack that made him think Hereditary was Split and other good horror movies. grin

My rating of Hereditary then was and still is 4/10. Boring movie. undecided


Okay let's compare and contrast.

- My rating of Hereditary: 8/10
- RT ratings: 89%
- IMDb: 73/10
- Your rating: 4/10

- My rating of The Nun: 4/10
- RT ratings: 26%
- IMDb: 5.6/10
- Your ratings: 8/10

Bottom line, my ratings paralleled that of the general consensus, whilst yours is on an expired crack grin grin
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 1:50am On Nov 04, 2018
Koice, I can't quote your long posts, let me just go ahead with my rebuttal.


You saying all you can glean from my post is that I'm enamored to jump-scares horror. It's funny because it's like you haven't been paying attention when I've repeated it on here that the reason I hate horror movies is because apart from that they scare me, the producers/directors usually focus on scaring the audience (the major aim of most horror movies) instead of scripting intelligent storylines that are cerebral, imaginative and refreshing. In other words, horror genre stimulates my brain less than most genres.

Then I've labeled The Others a horror masterpiece with a rating of 9.5, saying that it's one of my best horror movies of all time. I praised the script, the characters, the superb acting of Nicole, the shocking end etc. I've also rated Sixth Sense, Split and get
Out very high. None of these horror movies focused on jump-scares.


So, how can I be enamored to jump-scare horrors over intelligent well-crafted psychological horrors? It makes no sense. Don't Breathe was fantastic because of the storyline and wonderful acting especially by the old man. I didn't love it because of any jump-scare.


I refused to watch The Apostle till today because I hate jump-scare horrors and it looked to me that it might be one. So, how on earth did you arrive at the conclusion that jump-scare is what I look out for in a horror?


I love The Others, Sixth Sense and The Nun, the first two had no jump-scare according to you, while The Nun was filled with jump-scare. So, how come? Weren't I suppose to hate The Others and its ilk because of lack of jump-scare? The reason I love The Nun is because I find the storyline apart from the jump scare, interesting. No matter the jump-scare, if I don't enjoy the storyline, the horror becomes trash to me. Hereditary had no superb storyline despite the director wasting my time in building up a basic suspense that sucked after 2 hours. 2 hours of average hot mess!!


As for your post about my position on IT, I haven't read the book so I can only base my judgment on the film. We're not debating the novel. As long as I'm concerned, IT without the jump-scares had a good storyline and a well-executed acting by the casts. It's the acting by those kids that made me love IT not because of the clown or gore or jump-scares. Those kids were the life wire of that movie.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 1:58am On Nov 04, 2018
KoiceReloaded:


Okay let's compare and contrast.

- My rating of Hereditary: 8/10
- RT ratings: 89%
- IMDb: 73/10
- Your rating: 4/10

- My rating of The Nun: 4/10
- RT ratings: 26%
- IMDb: 5.6/10
- Your ratings: 8/10

Bottom line, my ratings paralleled that of the general consensus, whilst yours is on an expired crack grin grin

LMAO. You must be taking the piss at this juncture. RT? IMDb? Really, Koice? grin grin

Do you need me to dig up your post where you said you don't base your rating on RT or MC? That they're are paid critics. That you love to watch the movies yourself and rate it without prejudice?


How about when you dismissed the general consensus poor ratings of Venom and rated it highly, telling us not to mind 'em critics?


Or when you trashed IMDb ratings as one of the worst ratings one can use as a benchmark. Now, you're suddenly in good terms with them. grin grin


What applied for Venom to you (poor rating by the critics, but a box office hit and rated high by you), applies to The Nun as well. Despite the lopsided rating by the crtics, it's a box office hit and rated highly by us all except you of course. tongue grin

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Ishilove: 2:15am On Nov 04, 2018
Beorn:


Same here. It's my worst movie genre. Maybe we're kindred spirits. grin
We must be. cheesy
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Ishilove: 2:17am On Nov 04, 2018
KoiceReloaded:


The Nun scared you, no? Hehehe. You, Ishilove and Mekaprime make quite a cute trio. The dynamic trio of horror sissies. grin grin
We all can't be desensitized to unnatural things like you, Koice darling. Some of us realise in our subconscious how demonic these movies are wink
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Ishilove: 2:18am On Nov 04, 2018
KoiceReloaded I sight you. Don't you ever sleep? cheesy
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 2:21am On Nov 04, 2018
Ishilove:
KoiceReloaded I sight you. Don't you ever sleep? cheesy
Still too early to hit the sack. Tis merely but 9pm.

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 2:21am On Nov 04, 2018
Beorn:


LMAO. You must be taking the piss at this juncture. RT? IMDb? Really, Koice? grin grin

Do you need me to dig up your post where you some you don't base your rating on RT or MC? That they're are pool paid critics. That you love to watch the movies yourself and rate it without prejudice?


How about when you dismissed the general consensus poor ratings of Venom and rated it highly, telling us not to mind 'em critics?


Or when you trashed IMDb ratings as one of the worst ratings one can use as a benchmark. Now, you're suddenly in good terms with them. grin grin


What applied for Venom to you (poor rating by the critics, but a box office hit and rated Hugh by you), applies to The Nun as well. Despite the lopsided rating by the crtics, it's a box office hit and rated highly by us all except you of course. tongue grin



C'mon now, there's no need to recite forgotten history esp when it's irrelevant. It's amateur hour.

I went against my principles, WHICH I RARELY DO, just to show you that I wasn't the one on crack. Don't read more into it. tongue cheesy
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Ishilove: 2:22am On Nov 04, 2018
Beorn, if you're trying to influence me to watch the Nun then I must inform you that your plan o wa failure. Kole werk! grin
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Ishilove: 2:23am On Nov 04, 2018
KoiceReloaded:

Still too early to hit the sack. Tis merely but 9pm.
Oh. What country is that?
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 2:25am On Nov 04, 2018
Ishilove:
Oh. What country is that?
Americana.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 2:31am On Nov 04, 2018
Beorn:


I refused to watch The Apostle till today because I hate jump-scare horrors and it looked to me that it might be one.




Apostle doesn't have jump-scares.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Ishilove: 2:36am On Nov 04, 2018
KoiceReloaded:


Americana.
Okies
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 2:38am On Nov 04, 2018
SAMBHOSS:
Can anyone suggest any crazy movie....action,horror or thriller


before 12...biko....gringringrin

I get free 1gb that can be used from 12 to 5grin

- Bone Tomahawk.

Sowee. Just saw your post.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 2:42am On Nov 04, 2018
ShaqFu:
BoyKa: Undisputed.

7/10.

Seriously, Scott Adkins is lit. The way he moves is jaw dropping. He seem to have taken over the franchise though, I wouldn't mind a reappearance from Michael Jai White.

Have you seen Accident Man. It's Scott Adkins latest film, and Jai White was in it.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 3:37am On Nov 04, 2018
KoiceReloaded:


Okay let's compare and contrast.

- My rating of Hereditary: 8/10
- RT ratings: 89%
- IMDb: 73/10
- Your rating: 4/10

- My rating of The Nun: 4/10
- RT ratings: 26%
- IMDb: 5.6/10
- Your ratings: 8/10

Bottom line, my ratings paralleled that of the general consensus, whilst yours is on an expired crack grin grin
expired crack!!!! Lol! Will expired crack work on the user? Only asking. But hereditary was the sh! T, it was damn good, I saw it some weekends ago. The scenes, and build ups weren't scary, but the story was, when you finally start understanding what is going on. I feel what people don't like about it is that it took too long for them to know what was actually going / the build up was slow. It was when the protagonist met with joan(Ann Dowd of the leftovers TV series) that the pieces started coming together of the movie. Anyway, to me, it was a very very good film. Seen it twice already. Haven't seen the nun so I can't comment. But I know the nun won't disappoint me either since it has ties and affiliation to my best horror franchise of the last ten years the conjuring. So the rating you gave dey fear me small small, the nun I mean
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by SAMBHOSS(m): 3:42am On Nov 04, 2018
KoiceReloaded:


- Bone Tomahawk.

Sowee. Just saw your post.

no problem....but I've watched that..grin...thanks anyway....grin
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by SAMBHOSS(m): 3:50am On Nov 04, 2018
noob03saibot:
expired crack!!!! Lol! Will expired crack work on the user? Only asking. But hereditary was the sh! T, it was damn good, I saw it some weekends ago. The scenes, and build ups weren't scary, but the story was, when you finally start understanding what is going on. I feel what people don't like about it is that it took too long for them to know what was actually going / the build up was slow. It was when the protagonist met with joan(Ann Dowd of the leftovers TV series) that the pieces started coming together of the movie. Anyway, to me, it was a very very good film. Seen it twice already. Haven't seen the nun so I can't comment. But I know the nun won't disappoint me either since it has ties and affiliation to my best horror franchise of the last ten years the conjuring. So the rating you gave dey fear me small small, the nun I mean

The Nun is good.... but just like your basic Average Horror Movie.....I could literally actualize some things before they happened and they happened....you may watch it just to know how ogbeni Valak came to walk the earth....and see the connection between it and The Conjuring 1&2.....

Hereditary on its own was SICK!!!....after watching, I was like wtf....it's something that'll keep disturbing you....you're trying to comprehend what happened and you're also like....wtf just happened?.... you feel megringrin.....that movie made me numb for some hours brah....grin.....

Still, the Nun is a toddler when Compared To the Conjuring 1&2, Hereditary, The Babadook , even Insidious 1-4.....

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MJBOLT: 6:38am On Nov 04, 2018
beorn,have you seen any of the grudge movies?
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 7:35am On Nov 04, 2018
noob03saibot:
expired crack!!!! Lol! Will expired crack work on the user? Only asking. But hereditary was the sh! T, it was damn good, I saw it some weekends ago. The scenes, and build ups weren't scary, but the story was, when you finally start understanding what is going on. I feel what people don't like about it is that it took too long for them to know what was actually going / the build up was slow. It was when the protagonist met with joan(Ann Dowd of the leftovers TV series) that the pieces started coming together of the movie. Anyway, to me, it was a very very good film. Seen it twice already. Haven't seen the nun so I can't comment. But I know the nun won't disappoint me either since it has ties and affiliation to my best horror franchise of the last ten years the conjuring. So the rating you gave dey fear me small small, the nun I mean
Expired crack is not only more potent, but is generally more fatal to the human brain than your usual crack! cheesy

Seriously though, I'm immune to most horror films, because I’m so used to them. Most of them are so generic that I can't be bothered, but Hereditary f**ked me right up. Like I haven’t seen a movie with that much focus on depression and loneliness (some people with lesser understanding of how psychological horror works would misconstrued this important part of the plot as boring and slow). The best horror movies are rooted in real human emotions and trauma. They work on levels without anything supernatural happening, but when those elements are brought to the film, it ups the horror exponentially. The Babadook is the only one that comes close to the levels of horror this film brought.

On The Nun, you'll certainly be very thrilled with it if you're a fan of jump-scares. It has it in droves. It's the weakest of The Conjuring franchise by a stretch.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 7:39am On Nov 04, 2018
SAMBHOSS:


[Hereditary on its own was SICK!!!....after watching, I was like wtf....it's something that'll keep disturbing you....you're trying to comprehend what happened and you're also like....wtf just happened?.... you feel megringrin.....that movie made me numb for some hours brah....grin.....

Still, the Nun is a toddler when Compared To the Conjuring 1&2, Hereditary, The Babadook

Truier words have never been spoken.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 7:41am On Nov 04, 2018
KoiceReloaded:


Have you seen Accident Man. It's Scott Adkins latest film, and Jai White was in it.
just downloaded it. Will watch it later in the day. Though the rating on it is lower than Boyka: Undisputed.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 7:43am On Nov 04, 2018
ShaqFu:
just downloaded it. Will watch it later in the day. Though the rating on it is lower than Boyka: Undisputed.

Just watch the film for the action, and pay no mind to the plot, cuz it's nonsensical. The fight scenes are well done.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 7:46am On Nov 04, 2018
KoiceReloaded:


Just watch the film for the action, and pay no mind to the plot, cuz it's nonsensical. The fight scenes are well done.
better than Boyka: Undisputed? grin
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 7:52am On Nov 04, 2018
ShaqFu:
better than Boyka: Undisputed? grin

What?!! Not even close! Boyka: Undisputed 4 is the gold standard of all Scott Adkins movies. It set a high bar.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 7:56am On Nov 04, 2018
Well, time to call it a night. It's been fun. cheesy
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 7:57am On Nov 04, 2018
KoiceReloaded:


What?!! Not even close! Boyka: Undisputed 4 is the gold standard of all Scott Adkins movies. It set a high bar.
I see.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Telvin7(m): 8:26am On Nov 04, 2018
the autopsy of Jane doe 7/10 not that scary......
The conjuring 8/10 somehow scary
Conjuring 2 8.5/10 that nun ehhenn........
IT 2017 8/10 its interesting but not that scary
Anabelle creation 8/10 interesting at the best part.........
Anabelle
IT 1997 yet to watch
Drag me to hell Yet to download
Insideous?? Yet to download
Babadok 6.5/10 I don't understand the movie
Conjuring 3 ? Yet to watch
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Telvin7(m): 8:37am On Nov 04, 2018
Ok to other movies.........
The Meg 7/10 ..............
Paddington 1 8/10 .............this movies is so interesting ........
Paddington 2 9.5/10 ............this is the best.....so very funny............this is f**king great....that's why it got a very high rating on rotten tomatoes.........
Pacific rim the uprising? Yet to watch......
Venom 7/10......... nothing to say
Aquaman 8.5/10 just looking at the trailer............
Dark tower 8/10
Spiderman homecoming 2 7.5/10 just looking at the trailer....... ......

DYing to get wet 7.5/10..........

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:29am On Nov 04, 2018
MJBOLT:
beorn,have you seen any of the grudge movies?


I haven't o, and I won't. That movie franchise seems likes a jump-scare haven and I'm highly scared of such movies. lipsrsealed

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