₦airaland Forum

tlann:
okay what are the parameters used to measure a country's development let us start from their

Oh that is simple..
1.Food security. If you passed that let's move to the next one..

TayserMahiri:
Argh! Wat? If that dude cant use his brain dont help him. Its so easy to figure that the dude is Algerian just from the name.

From a name? So sasol shouldn't be doubted.

Kazikazi:
Oh that is simple..
1.Food security. If you passed that let's move to the next one..

You should sort out your wretchedness and mulnourished status first, before you poke your nose to a more advanced neighbour

Kur17:
You should sort out your wretchedness and mulnourished status first, before you poke your nose to a more advanced neighbour

Why are angry after I mentioned food security? Am I pressing wrong button?

Kazikazi:
From a name? So sasol shouldn't be doubted.

Yes unless he presents too obvious reasons to the contrary.

500 Weekly

forgiveness:
Since you don't want to show me reliable and verifiable source, I will do the needful.

1. Nigeria leads Kenya in Telecommunication which is still under service sector. Gbam.

Nigeria's telecom market value was around 8b dollars in 2017. While that of Kenya's Safaricom was around 1.6b dollars in 2016. There is no way other lesser telecom in Kenyan will make up to 1.6b dollars because they are way below Safaricom.

The scores is 1 : 0. Nigeria leads.

2. Nigeria tourism market value is higher than Kenya tourism market value.

Scores 2: 0. Nigeria leads.

Ya out

Kazikazi:
Oh that is simple..
1.Food security. If you passed that let's move to the next one..

right and do you think Kenyans are starving okay the next one

Former US embassy in Nairobi CBD that was bombed by Alqaeda, a group that inspires many in Nigeria's north

tlann:
right and do you think Kenyans are starving okay the next one

2.Unemployment levels

Some shitt that must go into the noggins of all Africans in general and Nigerians in particular.

Kazikazi:
That is your Kibaki.He never achieved economic miracle. Even that thin Kagame can't come close to a Singaporean Lee.

What about the dwarf Mkapa?

Number 9

Kazikazi:
I must teach you sweet Swahili.Yours is outdated. OK let's start..
Infrastructure=miundombinu
ICT=Teknohama
Decoder=king'amuzi
Feasibility studies=upembuzi yakinifu

Pwahahaha... Haya yote kanipita. Ata hivyo majina mapya katika msamiati wa lugha wa kiswahili yanitatiza wakati nyengine.

Kazikazi, are you now blasting nyegezi or your daddy has not approved it yet?

gallivant:
What about the dwarf Mkapa?

Pwaahahaha...
He got a nickname which suits him! Anyway,He is working hard to bring peace in Burundi.You know most of you guys are suffering in tribal conflicts(Kenya,Burundi,etc).
Remember we will extent our bullet train to Burundi too

Kazikazi:
Why are angry after I mentioned food security? Am I pressing wrong button?

I guess you're a having a bloated and gassy stomach for eating too much cashew nuts

Kazikazi:
2.Unemployment levels

okay that is a big problem in kenya honest confession iam lucky to be empolyed what about tz what is there unemployment levels and jump to the next one

TayserMahiri:
Kazikazi, are you now blasting nyegezi or your daddy has not approved it yet?

What nyegezi is this?

Kazikazi:
Pwaahahaha...
He got a nickname which suits him! Anyway,He is working hard to bring peace in Burundi.You know most of you guys are suffering in tribal conflicts(Kenya,Burundi,etc).
Remember we will extent our bullet train to Burundi too

Mkapa's bullet height robs me of my peace.

Kur17:
I guess you're a having a bloated and gassy stomach for eating too much cashew nuts

Lol

Where are these noisemakers from West Africa

Kazikazi:
What nyegezi is this?

You dont even know nyegezi? Waaa Magu is not a joke. Everyone in Kenya knows nyegezi and that it was banned

President of Africa

gallivant:
https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3837/15159358515_69175ffe95_o.jpg

Kenyanstar:
Pwahahaha... Haya yote kanipita. Ata hivyo majina mapya katika msamiati wa lugha wa kiswahili yanitatiza wakati nyengine.

Ya ni kweli.kuna waTz wengi tuu hawajui pia.
Let's check this one more..
Internet= mtandao
e_mail= barua Pepe
e_government=serikali mtandao
e_mail address=anuani mtandao

Kazikazi:
What nyegezi is this?

What nyegezi is this? =
Hii nyegezi ni nini?

My friend, since you taught me some Swa lemmi teach you some Kiingereza. The order of words was wrong in a very funny way


Bring the feelings now

TayserMahiri:
You dont even know nyegezi? Waaa Magu is not a joke. Everyone in Kenya knows nyegezi and that it was banned

Aah those funny songs? Our levels of morality is higher than Kenya's. Just accept this.

Kur17:
Where are these noisemakers from West Africa

they will be like Nigeria will be great again as if it was ever great

TayserMahiri:


What nyegezi is this? =
Hii nyegezi ni nini?

My friend, since you taught me some Swa lemmi teach you some Kiingereza. The order of words was wrong in a very funny way


Bring the feelings now

He he he..
Which order of words are you talking about?
I thought you will bring a Briton to come teach us!!??

Kazikazi:
Aah those funny songs? Our levels of morality is higher than Kenya's. Just accept this.

Morality is relative. What was wrong with the song?

TayserMahiri:
Morality is relative. What was wrong with the song?

I never listened it,so I can't know the lyrics. What I now guess is it was immoral.