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MrWondah:
11 Aids Female zimoga: The shape of cucumber looks like a diado humanoid prikos. In most African countries, especially Nigeria and south east in particular, girls use it for chidinmalium. Chidinmalium is the stimulate movement of piston and shaft.
Studies shows that cucumber is very effective in female zimogar, especially the big ones

Hakeem12:
Meanwhile...*Silent Sex without loud moaning produces silent and inactive children who cannot speak up for their rights in the face of tyranny.*

*Moan out loud when he smashes your Calabash. Make the joyful noise unto your starved neighborhood. Raise a bar for a volcanic orgasms that's capable of giving us freedom fighters not dumb kids.*

*The Country is at stake, we need freedom fighters. Say no to silent sex!!!*

Andyblaze:
What of that unizik girl that use cucumber

Saff:
The mods knew what they were doing when they put this on the front page. But I will just keep quiet

Andyblaze:
she is doing fine,any problem?

Saff:
The mods knew what they were doing when they put this on the front page. But I will just keep quiet

Josh44s:
You lack professionalism for a Nairaland mod. At least now I know why Irrelevant and wayward topic grace Nairaland front page.

Ayoswit:
If I say I love cucumber, guys would read meaning to it, so I love eating cucumber

kunmiiii:
Take a chill pill na, he's just been amusing and comical

By the way, its a forum not Thisday or Vanguard Newspaper!!!

MrWondah:
11 Aids Female zimoga: The shape of cucumber looks like a diado humanoid prikos. In most African countries, especially Nigeria and south east in particular, girls use it for chidinmalium. Chidinmalium is the stimulate movement of piston and shaft.
Studies shows that cucumber is very effective in female zimogar, especially the big ones

Mynd44:
It is also a substitute phallus

Mynd44:
It is also a substitute phallus

MrWondah:
11 Aids Female zimoga: The shape of cucumber looks like a diado humanoid prikos. In most African countries, especially Nigeria and south east in particular, girls use it for chidinmalium. Chidinmalium is the stimulate movement of piston and shaft.
Studies shows that cucumber is very effective in female zimogar, especially the big ones

naijacartoon:
cant imagine.. the price of cucumber has increased.

Josh44s:
You lack professionalism for a Nairaland mod. At least now I know why Irrelevant and wayward topic grace Nairaland front page.

MrWondah:
11 Aids Female zimoga: The shape of cucumber looks like a diado humanoid prikos. In most African countries, especially Nigeria and south east in particular, girls use it for chidinmalium. Chidinmalium is the stimulate movement of piston and shaft.
Studies shows that cucumber is very effective in female zimogar, especially the big ones

Ayoswit:
If I say I love cucumber, guys would read meaning to it, so I love eating cucumber

kevwemike:
ummm wat sizes of cucumbers do u like eating? Lol