LuciferElohim:
I thank God for increasing my masturbation stamina.
I used to go 3 rounds maximum daily now I can go up to 5 rounds.

Praise Jah!!!

Zoharariel:
I have 2 things to thank god for.

Before now, I used to smoke Benson & Chesterfield Switch cigarettes but suddenly - The holy spirit opened my eyes & introduced me to the Benson Boost which is very mild & cold in the throat.

Secondly, there's this waitress that usually serve me beer at the bar where I always drink here in Ojodu. Each time she sees me, she would smile at me & greet me like 3 times before I leave the bar.

At first, I thought she was advertising an Oral-B toothpaste but the holy spirit encouraged & nudged me to ask for her name & phone number, so I called her & told her to write her name & number for me on a piece of paper.

Low & behold, within 2 minutes, she wrote her name and 2 numbers (Mtn & Glo) on a piece of paper & gave it to me.

When I got home, I dialed her Mtn number and the moment I said : "Hi, this is T......, I was the one who asked you to write your number for me on a paper at the bar", she said babie - I have been dying to hear your voice because I'm all wet.

Immediately I heard & processed that statement, my preek enlarged & grew exponentially & quadratically into a medium-sized Siberian python. Hahahahahaaaaa!

So, I told her to expect my call nextweek because I'll be occupied throughout this coming week. My plan is to keep her in suspense until the last week of December 2018.

I'm first going to detoxify my body with Dr. Iguedo's Goko Cleanser for a week. Then I'll pick her up & take her to Funmec's Joint at Egbeda to eat a spicy point & kill catfish.

I'll then bring her to my apartment & strip her n-aked while leading her into the bathroom to wash her netherparts with an Irish Spring Aloe Vera Bar Soap.

After we're done with the soap & water baptism, I'll lead her gently unto my mouka foam - where I'll raise her right thigh & hang it on my left shoulder while using my right knee to pin down her left thigh unto the bed - and the mouth of the crocodile will open, gasping for air - allahu akubar!

I'll then lower my chin unto her Bermuda triangle - using my 2-inch beard to galvanize & caress her bush in an anti-clockwise motion to generate a 3-meter tsunami wave that will result into her dripping 50cl water of life.

Gentlemen, before I turn this thread into a pornographic season movie - I'd like y'all to help me shout 3 thunderous hallelujah for the wonderful things the Lord has done for me !

Zoharariel:
I have 2 things to thank god for.

Before now, I used to smoke Benson & Chesterfield Switch cigarettes but suddenly - The holy spirit opened my eyes & introduced me to the Benson Boost which is very mild & cold in the throat.

Secondly, there's this waitress that usually serve me beer at the bar where I always drink here in Ojodu. Each time she sees me, she would smile at me & greet me like 3 times before I leave the bar.

At first, I thought she was advertising an Oral-B toothpaste but the holy spirit encouraged & nudged me to ask for her name & phone number, so I called her & told her to write her name & number for me on a piece of paper.

Low & behold, within 2 minutes, she wrote her name and 2 numbers (Mtn & Glo) on a piece of paper & gave it to me.

When I got home, I dialed her Mtn number and the moment I said : "Hi, this is T......, I was the one who asked you to write your number for me on a paper at the bar", she said babie - I have been dying to hear your voice because I'm all wet.

Immediately I heard & processed that statement, my preek enlarged & grew exponentially & quadratically into a medium-sized Siberian python. Hahahahahaaaaa!

So, I told her to expect my call nextweek because I'll be occupied throughout this coming week. My plan is to keep her in suspense until the last week of December 2018.

I'm first going to detoxify my body with Dr. Iguedo's Goko Cleanser for a week. Then I'll pick her up & take her to Funmec's Joint at Egbeda to eat a spicy point & kill catfish.

I'll then bring her to my apartment & strip her n-aked while leading her into the bathroom to wash her netherparts with an Irish Spring Aloe Vera Bar Soap.

After we're done with the soap & water baptism, I'll lead her gently unto my mouka foam - where I'll raise her right thigh & hang it on my left shoulder while using my right knee to pin down her left thigh unto the bed - and the mouth of the crocodile will open, gasping for air - allahu akubar!

I'll then lower my chin unto her Bermuda triangle - using my 2-inch beard to galvanize & caress her bush in an anti-clockwise motion to generate a 3-meter tsunami wave that will result into her dripping 50cl water of life.

Gentlemen, before I turn this thread into a pornographic season movie - I'd like y'all to help me shout 3 thunderous hallelujah for the wonderful things the Lord has done for me !

Xteljay:

you are actually not thanking God for that, are you?

LuciferElohim:
I thank God for increasing my masturbation stamina.
I used to go 3 rounds maximum daily now I can go up to 5 rounds.

Praise Jah!!!

WHEN IS THE THANKSGIVING SERVICE? WHERE?