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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Gisbourne44: 7:45pm On Dec 21, 2018
erimakosamuel:


It was 3.2km race..........1.6km to and fro

For nda it's not a to and fro thing. It's a race from the gate of the sport arena(close to where there horses are kept) then you go round the old nda and enter the gate back.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 7:45pm On Dec 21, 2018
ugo4u:

I just de laff when I read some comments here, Army fit decide to do screening on Xmas day and nothing go happen, many people don't know that nothing like holiday for military, you can only get pass which is not even guaranteed sef.
Visited an officer sometimes last month, was told he went for a meeting so I waited for like 4hrs no sign of him showing up and it was almost 4pm. I thought they usually close by 4pm like most government parastatals, so I told the P.A that I'll have to be leaving cos it was almost time for closing. She looked at me and smiled, she said they don't have closing time o, that they close by 7pm, 8pm etc at the discretion of the Oga.
As we are speakingtyping they might release the list this night and tell everyone to assemble in new year day. Army work na madman job.


Lolz......very true .....no closing time .

The NAF selection board screened candidates until 12midnight,and retired for the day when they were tired......our bumbum were glued to the ground while we wait for our turn....

Military has resumption time ,but no closing time......your pass can even be cancelled,as we saw a flight lieutenant and squadron leader complaining to an air comodore that they were suppose to get a day pass after the first screening but it was cancelled......

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 7:54pm On Dec 21, 2018
Gisbourne44:


For nda it's not a to and fro thing. It's a race from the gate of the sport arena(close to where there horses are kept) then you go round the old nda and enter the gate back.

Okay...not disputing your fact.....I'm just stating what happened at NAF screening.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by dominicnuel1: 7:55pm On Dec 21, 2018
Gisbourne44:


The time is to make the race in 18mins for guys, 21 I think for ladies.. Ladies are always released before the guys..

Once it's 18".. They shut the gate.. Who doesn't make it goes home.
pls is dis method still valid?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Rahull: 7:58pm On Dec 21, 2018
ugo4u:

I just de laff when I read some comments here, Army fit decide to do screening on Xmas day and nothing go happen, many people don't know that nothing like holiday for military, you can only get pass which is not even guaranteed sef.
Visited an officer sometimes last month, was told he went for a meeting so I waited for like 4hrs no sign of him showing up and it was almost 4pm. I thought they usually close by 4pm like most government parastatals, so I told the P.A that I'll have to be leaving cos it was almost time for closing. She looked at me and smiled, she said they don't have closing time o, that they close by 7pm, 8pm etc at the discretion of the Oga.
As we are speakingtyping they might release the list this night and tell everyone to assemble in new year day. Army work na madman job.
lol. None of my brothers is coming home this Chrismas. They say no pass for them. They missed my granny burial few years ago. Once you are in that uniform, your freedom is taken away from you.
I last saw my brother 'the one at Sambisa' in 2015.

See what corrupt politicians have cuased. No jobs. Many won't join the military if there were jobs.

I read about an Ameriacan guy who was jailed or about to be jailed becaused he refused to join US military. I think the guy was Mohammed Ali the boxer.

Here in Naija we the beg to join.

Naija shall be great again.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 8:12pm On Dec 21, 2018
dominicnuel1:
pls is dis method still valid?
What they do now especially for SSC/DSSC is categorising the candidates according to the time they finish the race. There are three batches/Box say Box A(People that complete the race within the specified time maybe 15/18mins) they get the maximum score, Batch/Box B(May get say 6/7 points) while people that enter the last box will score zero.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by hausadreturn(m): 8:19pm On Dec 21, 2018
Gisbourne44:


The time is to make the race in 18mins for guys, 21 I think for ladies.. Ladies are always released before the guys..

Once it's 18".. They shut the gate.. Who doesn't make it goes home.
so na like speed things.
Pure race...For 3.2km race.

Thanks
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 8:32pm On Dec 21, 2018
ugo4u:

What they do now especially for SSC/DSSC is categorising the candidates according to the time they finish the race. There are three batches/Box say Box A(People that complete the race within the specified time maybe 15/18mins) they get the maximum score, Batch/Box B(May get say 6/7 points) while people that enter the last box will score zero.

2yrs ago in SSC 44 board interview my colleague entered the 4th box. He's an officer today but he likes army with passion prior to that time he was an accountant.

If you truly like the job, one way or another, the system will favor you.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Gisbourne44: 8:51pm On Dec 21, 2018
erimakosamuel:


Okay...not disputing your fact.....I'm just stating what happened at NAF screening.

Alright bro. We all are learning
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Gisbourne44: 8:52pm On Dec 21, 2018
ugo4u:

What they do now especially for SSC/DSSC is categorising the candidates according to the time they finish the race. There are three batches/Box say Box A(People that complete the race within the specified time maybe 15/18mins) they get the maximum score, Batch/Box B(May get say 6/7 points) while people that enter the last box will score zero.

Wow.. Okay.. Nice to know
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Gisbourne44: 8:53pm On Dec 21, 2018
hausadreturn:
so na like speed things.
Pure race...For 3.2km race.

Thanks

Lol. There are sloppy areas and hilly areas along the route..you just need to know when to open up and when to slow down

But what you must not do is stop at any time.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Gisbourne44: 8:54pm On Dec 21, 2018
Heatup47:


2yrs ago in SSC 44 board interview my colleague entered the 4th box. He's an officer today but he likes army with passion prior to that time he was an accountant.

If you truly like the job, one way or another, the system will favor you.

Lol. That's life mehnn..
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MorningStar233: 9:13pm On Dec 21, 2018
erimakosamuel:


I can't finish/stop laughing.

Morningstar go and gear up psychologically....lolz

Chaiii!!!
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 9:17pm On Dec 21, 2018
erimakosamuel:


It was 3.2km race..........1.6km to and fro
Was it 15 or 18 minutes for guys
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 9:18pm On Dec 21, 2018
ugo4u:

What they do now especially for SSC/DSSC is categorising the candidates according to the time they finish the race. There are three batches/Box say Box A(People that complete the race within the specified time maybe 15/18mins) they get the maximum score, Batch/Box B(May get say 6/7 points) while people that enter the last box will score zero.
I heard army uses gate of heaven. No 1st or 2nd box. Once d stated time is over, they close the gate
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 9:33pm On Dec 21, 2018
Boyka007:

I heard army uses gate of heaven. No 1st or 2nd box. Once d stated time is over, they close the gate
For Regulars...

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 9:48pm On Dec 21, 2018
ugo4u:

For Regulars...
Alright man
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 10:47pm On Dec 21, 2018
Boyka007:

Was it 15 or 18 minutes for guys

1st gate 15,16,17...guys

Ladies ..... 17,18,19

Is that clear.....is still ringing in my ears

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 12:30am On Dec 22, 2018
erimakosamuel:


1st gate 15,16,17...guys

Ladies ..... 17,18,19

Is that clear.....is still ringing in my ears
Lol thanks.. Congrats in advance man.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by zinaunreal(m): 7:14am On Dec 22, 2018
dominicnuel1:
pls is dis method still valid?
No. Alot of them here are speculators. Gate is never closed for dssc they just time you and give you a colored ribbon
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 7:33am On Dec 22, 2018
Friday has come and gone..... grin grin grin grin
Any new date shocked shocked tongue tongue...lol
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ibnvictor(m): 7:47am On Dec 22, 2018
Na so NN evicted men in their numbers today.

Reasons cited, MEDICs



Ayam not understanding this MEDICS of a thing biko come explain na Ebola

Please may someone list some of those ailments.

Mbok
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by EVarn(m): 8:16am On Dec 22, 2018
odimbannamdi:


"Candidates!! Sit up!"

Turns around and pays a packard compliment

Sir, can i have your gallant permission to stand easy!

Its a pleasure having you on this thread, sir.

Your coursemate made my stay in Kaduna very memorable. I admire his gallantry, confidence and charisma he exudes. Even the soldiers trembled in his presence. He served me german dose so well that even my village people that followed me into NDA abandoned me.

Kindly extend my esteemed regards to him.

God bless the Army Captains
Good morning Bros, sorry, I noticed that in your article you mentioned that the army even prefers candidates younger than the stipulated 24 years for SSC, can I apply for the next program as I am current 22?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Gentlelord(m): 8:31am On Dec 22, 2018
EVarn:
Good morning Bros, sorry, I noticed that in your article you mentioned that the army even prefers candidates younger than the stipulated 24 years for SSC, can I apply for the next program as I am current 22?
Of cause you can try if you have the necessary academics documents, but most likely you would be 24 or approaching 24 by next Army enlistment
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 8:32am On Dec 22, 2018
ibnvictor:
Na so NN evicted men in their numbers today.

Reasons cited, MEDICs



Ayam not understanding this MEDICS of a thing biko come explain na Ebola

Please may someone list some of those ailments.

Mbok

Blood pressure...bp

Blood sample.......HIV, hepatitis, sickle cell, all sickness related to blood

Urine..... alcohol,wisdom leave (aka egbo), drugs etc

Bmi....age, weight and height...

Teeth.....minimum of two teeth must be removed,if you remove more than two teeth,just sit down in your father's house..

Flat foot.....

Operation,appendix,navel shoot out,pile,if you can't bend your phalanges,eyes,flat foot,neck problem, size of chest, cough , cataract, catarrh, ....

Hearing, visualization,spoken words....tongue

Posture

Ladies.....waist size.... breast to check for cancer or child birth...

And many other things I have forgotten.......

If you have any of the above,stay in your father's house except if you have a very strong godfather.

Cheers

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by EVarn(m): 8:33am On Dec 22, 2018
Gentlelord:

Of cause you can try if you have the necessary academics documents, but most likely you would be 24 or approaching 24 by next Army enlistment
Thanks, do you have an idea when the next Army enlistment may be??....

I just started my service, and I am hoping to try my luck immediately after service.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Gentlelord(m): 9:04am On Dec 22, 2018
EVarn:
Thanks, do you have an idea when the next Army enlistment may be??....

I just started my service, and I am hoping to try my luck immediately after service.
from previous pattern, most likely 2020
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by EVarn(m): 9:43am On Dec 22, 2018
Gentlelord:
from previous pattern, most likely 2020
Okay, thanks.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by HarunaWest(m): 10:04am On Dec 22, 2018
EVarn:
Thanks, do you have an idea when the next Army enlistment may be??....

I just started my service, and I am hoping to try my luck immediately after service.
Oshey...you asking chief of army staff abi
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by EVarn(m): 10:11am On Dec 22, 2018
HarunaWest:

Oshey...you asking chief of army staff abi
The person I asked gave me a reasonable reply that I can work with, if you have nothing meaningful to contribute, abeg swerve enter bush.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by abarat: 10:22am On Dec 22, 2018
erimakosamuel:


Blood pressure...bp

Blood sample.......HIV, hepatitis, sickle cell, all sickness related to blood

Urine..... alcohol,wisdom leave (aka egbo), drugs etc

Bmi....age, weight and height...

Teeth.....minimum of two teeth must be removed,if you remove more than two teeth,just sit down in your father's house..

Flat foot.....

Operation,appendix,navel shoot out,pile,if you can't bend your phalanges,eyes,flat foot,neck problem, size of chest, cough , cataract, catarrh, ....

Hearing, visualization,spoken words....tongue

Posture

Ladies.....waist size.... breast to check for cancer or child birth...

And many other things I have forgotten.......

If you have any of the above,stay in your father's house except if you have a very strong godfather.

Cheers
About the pile (I mean the anus shoot out pile LOL), what if someone has had it before and has been treated? can that person still be disqualified? cos I heard they can detect your pile history or something mere bending..
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 10:23am On Dec 22, 2018
shocked shocked grin wink
EVarn:
The person I asked gave me a reasonable reply that I can work with, if you have nothing meaningful to contribute, abeg swerve enter bush.

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