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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nitigriti(m): 6:38pm On Jan 26, 2019

This is so wrong. So so wrong

BillGoldberg:
Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nitigriti(m): 6:43pm On Jan 26, 2019

I remember a time when this thread was strictly professional, and there was decorum. These days, its foul-mouthed words or insults. I'm ashamed

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Fahrenz: 6:47pm On Jan 26, 2019

BillGoldberg:
Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?

One condom could have prevented this. sad

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 6:53pm On Jan 26, 2019

BillGoldberg right now

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Owoado(m): 6:54pm On Jan 26, 2019

BillGoldberg:
Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?

Dude, If this is a true story, kindly reach out to the lady and apologize. Also remove this post and her picture. This was totally wrong, you shouldn't write this here and attach her picture. Keep some things within the confines of your mind.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Mjosh1000(m): 7:18pm On Jan 26, 2019

Even common sense is not common

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 8:06pm On Jan 26, 2019

pope191:
This tin u r doin is not good o, internet bullying is unfair. Baba Buhari and uncle Lai is calling u

Lol. Bully ke, na me gentle pass for this thread, always catching my fun on the low

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 8:16pm On Jan 26, 2019

chillex8:
BillGoldberg right now

He has lost his mind chai, this hot sun that his always under waiting for request has fried his brain undecided

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 8:30pm On Jan 26, 2019

Mjosh1000:
Even ~~common~~ sense is not common

Fixed!

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Terrence15115: 8:47pm On Jan 26, 2019

This is without doubt the most disturbing post I've read on this forum. Very appalling. That you even found it worthy of posting is disgusting. If I knew your name, I'd report you personally. Grow up!

BillGoldberg:
Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 9:08pm On Jan 26, 2019

deedee44:
Lol. Bully ke, na me gentle pass for this thread, always catching my fun on the low

You should have tempered justice with mercy

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 9:37pm On Jan 26, 2019

nitigriti:
I remember a time when this thread was strictly professional, and there was decorum. These days, its foul-mouthed words or insults. I'm ashamed

Have said it earlier today. The thread is not encouraging anymore." Idina sooratal al-mustaqim "

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chucsmoore(m): 9:57pm On Jan 26, 2019

BillGoldberg:
Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?

Na wa for U bros. Instead of U to face your work. U dey toast girls. I have these kind of girls their contact on my WhatsApp, about 10 of them. 2 wants to marry me. 8 wants to Bleep me. Dem dey bug with me their nude pics steady. Me don tire so tey I don block some of them. It's all distractions bro. Let's make d money first, get d power and command respect then we can now chase them. If not for privacy issue I for post d dirty WhatsApp chats these girls sent to me.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 10:37pm On Jan 26, 2019

I had to tell this woman that I will set her trip on slow so the fare won't be much because she requested I do so.
grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by medd422: 10:39pm On Jan 26, 2019

BillGoldberg is Romeo3. If u know, u know

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 10:51pm On Jan 26, 2019

BillGoldberg:
Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?

The CEO of the vaseline crew should learn to control his third leg.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 10:52pm On Jan 26, 2019*

medd422:
BillGoldberg is Romeo3. If u know, u know

I thought as much when he came hard at me for merely joking with him, then I remembered I aimed a dig at Romeo3 few hours back lol. Who cares, I hear he doesn't have where to stay anymore, no wonder the only property he has to sell and raise money is his kidney. Who in his right senses will sell his only asset where it is worth just a stipend and use the money to travel to a place where he can get it sold for x5 the initial amount lol

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 10:53pm On Jan 26, 2019

medd422:
BillGoldberg is Romeo3. If u know, u know

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 11:02pm On Jan 26, 2019

BillGoldberg:
Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?

Romeo, Romeo, Romeo .... How many times did I call ur name ..I know something that you dont know.. A little birdie that you know told me something.. I will be exposing you soon ,just waiting for the proof to be send to me .... Romeo, Romeo Romeo, again how many times did I call ur name

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by julietromeo: 11:04pm On Jan 26, 2019

BillGoldberg:
Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?

You better tell the house se na comedy. If not na this issue go send u away from this thread. U re truly in civia pain.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by franksam2009: 11:15pm On Jan 26, 2019

Please is it allowed to carry 4 people on the back sit? Not on Uber o, Just normal Sunday outings

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nitigriti(m): 11:51pm On Jan 26, 2019

Officially, no. If Road Safety catch you, they will give you a huge bill. But on the other side, tomorrow being Sunday, you can do it and get away with it.

franksam2009:
Please is it allowed to carry 4 people on the back sit? Not on Uber o, Just normal Sunday outings

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 12:02am On Jan 27, 2019

dru23:
Romeo, Romeo, Romeo .... How many times did I call ur name ..I know something that you dont know.. A little birdie that you know told me something.. I will be exposing you soon ,just waiting for the proof to be send to me .... Romeo, Romeo Romeo, again how many times did I call ur name

Am not Romeo and can never be Romeo. God forbid. You do be suprised when you know who this is.

Am one of the nicest persons you will ever meet. Have you ever thought to ask yourself what if am doing a survey?

If you had followed my writings well... Towards the end... there is always a clue.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Boxzyy24: 2:08am On Jan 27, 2019

Mr Gazzuzz good morning,please I own a 2013 Hyundai Elantra automatic transmission which I use for taxify and my car doesn't start after changing my crankshaft sensors as the old one cut,when the car is rolled from the engine,the kick start rolls the engine but it doesn't start,but when rolled with the key,it doesn't roll,just makes a kack kack kack sound,it happened after a rewire opened the fuse box with the key in the ignition
Please I'm confused now cause they don't know the cause of the problem as every wiring is not faulty,but they say enough light is not entering the kick start,and they say it's brainbox issue
Please help

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Seun360(m): 8:39am On Jan 27, 2019*

Guyz in the building, noticed Uber deducted the sum of NGN930.00 from my balance without stating the reason for adjustment.

Pls, how do i handle this situation.?

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bily(m): 8:45am On Jan 27, 2019

deedee44:
I thought as much when he came hard at me for merely joking with him, then I remembered I aimed a dig at Romeo3 few hours back lol. Who cares, I hear he doesn't have where to stay anymore, no wonder the only property he has to sell and raise money is his kidney. Who in his right senses will sell his only asset where it is worth just a stipend and use the money to travel to a place where he can get it sold for x5 the initial amount lol

It's a simple things. Sell 1 kidney to get money for traveling Malaysia, get to Malaysia sell other kidney grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BillGoldberg: 9:00am On Jan 27, 2019

bily:
It's a simple things. Sell 1 kidney to get money for traveling Malaysia, get to Malaysia sell other kidney

Do they have sense?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 9:14am On Jan 27, 2019

bily:
It's a simple things. Sell 1 kidney to get money for traveling Malaysia, get to Malaysia sell other kidney

Hehehe he must be the most sensible man from his village grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 9:16am On Jan 27, 2019

Seun360:
Guyz in the building, noticed Uber deducted the sum of NGN930.00 from my balance without stating the reason for adjustment.

Pls, how do i handle this situation.?

They said you're doing promotion for them na grin

They stated it there in front of "Type"

It's possible a rider complained of high fare and they reviewed

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nwizu042: 9:22am On Jan 27, 2019

Please house, can someone recommend a phone that doesn't get hot /lose Gps accuracy for this hustle.
Mine gets hot really fast and misbehaves.
Thanks.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:40am On Jan 27, 2019

BillGoldberg:
Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?

Is it bad to ask a 'Single' lady out on a date? NO

Is it bad to ask your rider out on a date? NO

Is it bad to take a rider picture without his/her permission? YES

Is it bad to violate your rider privacy on a public forum? YES

To be frank with you, you're either him or a wannabe inspired by him.

But sir, that's someone daughter, that's someone sister, that's someone girlfriend, that's someone fiance.

Would you be happy to see a Uber driver post a picture of your sister, girlfriend or a girl you know here just because he ask her for a date and she said NO.

Please take down her picture, if she reported you to Uber, you would probably get blocked and she happens to come across this, you might get yourself arrested for 'Sexual Assault'.

She paid you your fare, she isn't interested or ready to date you, she's not involved in any altercation with you, so what could you possibly have as excuse for taking this picture and post it here on Nairaland.

You have violated her privacy, please take down the picture.

Thanks

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