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damibaby:
mummy Tower why you wan cos wahala for me ehn...now I'll start looking for jollof...�

haa pele teamie, just tell dh that is the easiest and most stress-less way of getting it . Funny enough all this food no dey hungry me almost like i have aversion sef, most times i just eat so i am not hungry

We r doing great..The Lord has been faithful and he will finish that which he has started.. It shall end in praise for us all IJN Amen..

rabluk:
TEAM FEBRUARY OOOOOO

Atteeeeeeeeention!
Hands on your neighbour's shoulder.....straight(no let somebody hit you with bump o)
Oya Left, left, left
Left righhhhhhht
Left righhhhhhht
Quiiiiiiiiiiiiick match. 1,2!
12345678
Atteeeeeeeeeention!

Hehehehehehheheh

My people my people....
Una don hear?
February is here

E bami gbe igba ope oooooo..... ye ye ye

Ahh..this my God, you're wonderful. Oluwa Eseun
Alhamdulillah. All praises are for you.

So February is finally here. We're in awe of your might oh God. Please make this month easy and make it one of the best in our lives.

At delivery time, make it painless,easy, cervix dilate properly, bones be strong, blood be sufficient, water be enough, muscles -contract and relax appropriately, vagina- expand and contract properly afterwards (for the enjoyment of ourselves and DHs), baby waste no time and hurt not your mummy and don't get yourself hurt too, oh God provide for the daddies and make mummy's joy full. Let there be no reason to cry except for tears of joy and at the awesomeness and cuteness of our LOs. Make our LOs the coolness of our eyes and not a trial of our faith.

For those of us that'll have CS by choice or by chance, please make it easy for us and make our recupperation fast. Give us the wisdom to select the best birthing options for us and LOs. Let there be no complications or loss.

For our mamas whose journey stopped at a point or who suffered losses, lord please ease their fear and pains and reward them and replace with better ones for them.

For our juniors, please make us good seniors to them. Teach them to respect their seniors too. For those that have ported and those that will port, please make it easy for them and bless them too.

Give us the strength, wisdom, health, wealth and understanding to take care of our LOs and families. Protect our LO and families from evil eyes.

Teach those that'll do our omugwo that they may handle us and LO well. Be our helper ohh God.

Its the first roll call of our month. Please respond and let us know how you are doing.

Name...............EDD............SEX
1. Glimpse .......... Jan 25/ Feb 1st................. Bobo

2. Bunny19 .......... double for your trouble

3. Geesucc ............14th Feb 2019

4. Messyodi ..........16th/17th Feb 2019...........Babe

5. Dazzlinganio .....13/02...Babe...delivered 31/1

6. Mumben ........... 11th Feb 2019

7. Faithpeace ......... 22nd feb 2019..............babe

8. Sweetveee ........15/02 ...babe... delivered 14/1 BS seen

9. AdedoyinO ........27th Feb 2019.....................Bobo

10. rabluk .......... ..24th Feb 2019.....................surprise

11. estagirl ............18th Feb 2019................... Babe

12. Majestique ......26th Feb 2019

13. Meeva621 .......26th Feb 2019

14. gegyna ..........9th Feb 2019

15. stephmiracle ...21st Feb 2019

16. kuhuz ..............12th Feb 2019

17.Hyphee.....

18. Yesitsme ........28th feb 2019 .................Babe

19. sholai .............10th Feb 2019

20. Owlette .......... 21st Feb2019

21. Ekis .................20th Feb 2019 ..............surprise

22. Meggitto21......17th Feb 2019

23. Naomi1990 ......... march porter

24. creamzytee ...14th feb 2019......................Babe

25. Bceeme ...........6th feb 2019

26. BrilliantF .......... 18 Feb 2019

27. jennyurch ...........march porter

28. lehwah ................ march porter

29. PraisesG ......... march porter ......... bobo

Please whoever knows mama hyphee should help us contact her to respond.

There's a bone btw my legs that pains me mostly at night and when i try to open my legs. I think my cervix too. The heaviness on that bone is something else. My leg has also started swelling. Correct waddling done start.

I cant wait to see us flood the thread with our cuties.

Catch ya mamas.

Giddyperson:
Adorablewifey, stop showing off my future daughter in law before we would start having competition. She's grown so big so fast, you're doing a great job.

Thank you so much godmother. Competitors are allowed, so long they're coming with strong currencies. Trust our prince is doing fine.

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Giddyperson:
Can you drop a link to your baby's page, or would you get banned for that. Or you can drop the link in your signature

i have added the link on my bio..thank u ma

sayoddy:
Body dey o, I'm pushing but I feel lonely, being in a private ward and missing home. Dh just decided I should stay in hospital to avoid family issues that might stress me but it's 10weeks being on bedrest. Doctor is supporting because of the bill we're paying for bed. I pity dh, not that the money is there but doesn't want story because of last experience. It's a big sacrifice on me,dh and ds and hope it ends in praise and we unite again. Ds is with mil, dh sleeps alone at home while I'm in hospital.

It's not easy been on compulsory bed rest but it would all be worth it in the end by God's grace.

pweetyoge:
Dearest Team December 2018, how are we all doing..i hope vigilante is not getting to us too much, cappo Adorablewifey i hope ur doing good..in all let us try and rest, God will see us through just as he did during delivery..see me reading through some other team comments and smiling, i was here not too long ago,and what filled my heart was..hw will labour pain be, can i go through it..but nw, it is over and i cnt even feel anytin except for lack of sleep...it is well o..This God is too wonderful...to the waddling mamas, i wish u a healthy and safe delivery, fear not beautiful ladies..and for the ttc, ur miracle is ere already..

https://royalmalc.com/rba/home/index.php?search=Bernard&action=search&category_id=7&page=

done Mama, all the best to our prince.

Happy new month dear, hope you enjoying every bit of the journey?

Towerofgrace:
You can join us na, awa arms are wide open, we wee even welcome you with red carpet and golden chair

Signed HAAM (Honourable Association of August Mommas)

You are Habbeyoluwa should be doying no cappo and be looking for cappo you hear, when the both of you can permutate & permute one of you as cappo

Hello dear, how body now? Hope you much better, let's work something out for our team is this month too. Make Madam Towerofgrace no too oppress us ojare..How far have you gone? Am 17weeks gone tho, wish I cud port on time nd see my LO#coversface

Lemonadewifey:
Hehehehe. I am Tempted to take your offer but right now, I wish I can port to February. Serious pains whenever I take folic acid. It happened the first time I took it then the pains stopped when I continued. Last two days, I skipped it because I have been busy only for me to take it today and the pain na die I now cleaned my nipples because the whitish thing coming out is doing me somehow. Mama the pain that followed ehn and we're just 15weeks o
The second problem is my lower abdomen. If I touch it, the sharp pain I get also ehn . All this is making me want to port to February by magic o and DH is far from me, no one to cry too. It's Not easy but it'll end in praise.
I nominate Habbeyoluwa as our cappo o me no get power or strength. Enjoy your August

Happy new month house, I congratulate all our new moms in January, may your bundle of joy always be a source of blessing to your homes. Amen, team February God will see y'all through we await awesome BS.. This month won't pass our GTC moms nd will carry to full term IJN. We shall record no loss this year..

#Team July where Una dey oo? How is the journey going? Hope we are all taking our Vitamins? Let the Edd roll up.

Mummyejire:
You better leave me oo, fi mi le oo

Wait!!! On a 2nd thought oya knell down dia,close ya eyes,raise up your bumbum,how can you be talking to elders and be dancing shaku shaku in their front lyk that...

Ehnn! You think say I don go bah! You dey open one eye abi,oya @curvilicious make sure she no stand up until her dh bring 25 bag of rice,2 cartons of Turkey,25 litres of groundnut oil,maggi,enough pepper,seasonings with plenty dollars to appease the elders.

Mama, I hope you dinor eat the rize that Iyatower use and put in your heyez? I cover ur heyez with the blood

rabluk:
TEAM FEBRUARY OOOOOO

Atteeeeeeeeention!
Hands on your neighbour's shoulder.....straight(no let somebody hit you with bump o)
Oya Left, left, left
Left righhhhhhht
Left righhhhhhht
Quiiiiiiiiiiiiick match. 1,2!
12345678
Atteeeeeeeeeention!

Hehehehehehheheh

My people my people....
Una don hear?
February is here

E bami gbe igba ope oooooo..... ye ye ye

Ahh..this my God, you're wonderful. Oluwa Eseun
Alhamdulillah. All praises are for you.

So February is finally here. We're in awe of your might oh God. Please make this month easy and make it one of the best in our lives.

At delivery time, make it painless,easy, cervix dilate properly, bones be strong, blood be sufficient, water be enough, muscles -contract and relax appropriately, vagina- expand and contract properly afterwards (for the enjoyment of ourselves and DHs), baby waste no time and hurt not your mummy and don't get yourself hurt too, oh God provide for the daddies and make mummy's joy full. Let there be no reason to cry except for tears of joy and at the awesomeness and cuteness of our LOs. Make our LOs the coolness of our eyes and not a trial of our faith.

For those of us that'll have CS by choice or by chance, please make it easy for us and make our recupperation fast. Give us the wisdom to select the best birthing options for us and LOs. Let there be no complications or loss.

For our mamas whose journey stopped at a point or who suffered losses, lord please ease their fear and pains and reward them and replace with better ones for them.

For our juniors, please make us good seniors to them. Teach them to respect their seniors too. For those that have ported and those that will port, please make it easy for them and bless them too.

Give us the strength, wisdom, health, wealth and understanding to take care of our LOs and families. Protect our LO and families from evil eyes.

Teach those that'll do our omugwo that they may handle us and LO well. Be our helper ohh God.

Its the first roll call of our month. Please respond and let us know how you are doing.

Name...............EDD............SEX
1. Glimpse .......... Jan 25/ Feb 1st................. Bobo

2. Bunny19 .......... double for your trouble

3. Geesucc ............14th Feb 2019

4. Messyodi ..........16th/17th Feb 2019...........Babe

5. Dazzlinganio .....13/02...Babe...delivered 31/1

6. Mumben ........... 11th Feb 2019

7. Faithpeace ......... 22nd feb 2019..............babe

8. Sweetveee ........15/02 ...babe... delivered 14/1 BS seen

9. AdedoyinO ........27th Feb 2019.....................Bobo

10. rabluk .......... ..24th Feb 2019.....................surprise

11. estagirl ............18th Feb 2019................... Babe

12. Majestique ......26th Feb 2019

13. Meeva621 .......26th Feb 2019

14. gegyna ..........9th Feb 2019

15. stephmiracle ...21st Feb 2019

16. kuhuz ..............12th Feb 2019

17.Hyphee.....

18. Yesitsme ........28th feb 2019 .................Babe

19. sholai .............10th Feb 2019

20. Owlette .......... 21st Feb2019

21. Ekis .................20th Feb 2019 ..............surprise

22. Meggitto21......17th Feb 2019

23. Naomi1990 ......... march porter

24. creamzytee ...14th feb 2019......................Babe

25. Bceeme ...........6th feb 2019

26. BrilliantF .......... 18 Feb 2019

27. jennyurch ...........march porter

28. lehwah ................ march porter

29. PraisesG ......... march porter ......... bobo

Please whoever knows mama hyphee should help us contact her to respond.

There's a bone btw my legs that pains me mostly at night and when i try to open my legs. I think my cervix too. The heaviness on that bone is something else. My leg has also started swelling. Correct waddling done start.

I cant wait to see us flood the thread with our cuties.

Catch ya mamas.

Amen ......our month of supernatural delivery is here. God's grace is sufficient for us all.

Towerofgrace:
ela oju kan, all these mamas wee laugh me ooo kai

#bites finger

Biko no vex for me

I read that when a woman is carrying a boy there will be no MS.

Giddyperson:
Thank you, pele hope the bank people are letting you rest. It would soon pass, how many weeks are you now? That's how my own ms dealt with me too, me that can press phone even in labour, ms made me forget phone for several weeks.

Thanks Luckygurl, I came back to Lagos earlier this week

August mama's, please take it easy o....nah una update full all pages. Make una Chill small Jor so that we will know all those owing us BS. Team February over to you, start dropping it like its hot.
Team March mama's, my people my people once you are in week 36 start cleaning yah nipple and give oga small suck . We all are in your hands oh Jehovah.

Ehn ehn, team May stop harassing our cappo o. Shebi she has given you people rice and turkey with hollandia yoghurt. In fact team August we will line up and shake Beyonce booty for una o.
My cappo, Tower of grace we are loyal we dey your back, all these seniors should take time o or we will not play with them again.

Team February/ March wehdone oo...i hail ooo...hope we are all preparing for our supernatural birth..God will do it for us..biko im i the only one that has not packed my bag...lazinesss wee not allow me..im i the only one on this table mbok??

curvilicious:
Mama, I hope you dinor eat the rize that Iyatower use and put in your heyez? I cover ur heyez with the blood

Rice that she and her teamies haff finish sinze can't see they kant stop calling my team jollof rice haff give them energy kikikikikikikiki buhahahahahaha

Misi16:
Ehn ehn, team May stop harassing our cappo o. Shebi she has given you people rice and turkey with hollandia yoghurt. In fact team August we will line up and shake Beyonce booty for una o.
My cappo, Tower of grace we are loyal we dey your back, all these seniors should take time o or we will not play with them again.

Teamie leave them, don't let use big belle to push u and call village square meeting for us

Habbeyoluwa:
Hello dear, how body now? Hope you much better, let's work something out for our team is this month too. Make Madam Towerofgrace no too oppress us ojare..How far have you gone? Am 17weeks gone tho, wish I cud port on time nd see my LO#coversface

Ehen so you too, u haff join gang abi is ok

Congratulations ma'am.

Dazzlinganio:
Good morning team February. To God be the glory, my Edd was 13th Feb but I gave birth yesterday 31st Jan. I was 38weeks 2days. I am a FTM and I am advising all pregnant women out there that it is not easy and if you can afford Epidural please use it coz it really helped with my pain. I don’t know how it would have been without Epidural. Be at last I give God the praise because Child birth is a miracle. My fellow team feb and all other pregnant mothers I wish you all a safe delivery. And again don’t be afraid. I was afraid to be given a tear during child birth but I didn’t feel a thing and now in my recovery stage it wasn’t as bad as I thought. Just keep your mind open and believe that you can do it. God is a miracle worker�.

Habbeyoluwa:
Happy new month house, I congratulate all our new moms in January, may your bundle of joy always be a source of blessing to your homes. Amen, team February God will see y'all through we await awesome BS.. This month won't pass our GTC moms nd will carry to full term IJN. We shall record no loss this year..

#Team July where Una dey oo? How is the journey going? Hope we are all taking our Vitamins? Let the Edd roll up.

So we been get July mamas for house?

Rbae:
August mama's my people my people, please take it easy o....nah una update full all pages. Make una Chill small Jor so that we will know all those owing us BS. Team February over to you, start dropping it like its hot.
Team March mama's once you are in week 36 start cleaning yah nipple and give oga small suck . We all are in your hands oh Jehovah.

Mama leave August mamas dey are small small shidren with mustered seed bumps.

Senior rabluk, and her team aya make una start dey give us tomtomlicious bobos and babes. I hope your basin is big enough because you will pack plenty porters as February is just 28 days.

Yesitsme, how are you dear? Eagerly waiting for your BA.




My dancing shoe and bum short with tank top are all ready.

Dazzlinganio:
Good morning team February. To God be the glory, my Edd was 13th Feb but I gave birth yesterday 31st Jan. I was 38weeks 2days.

Congratulations teamie! God bless your LO.

jennyurch:
Team February/ March wehdone oo...i hail ooo...hope we are all preparing for our supernatural birth..God will do it for us..biko im i the only one that has not packed my bag...lazinesss wee not allow me..im i the only one on this table mbok??

Nope,I never even buy list finish.
My bump is big and low,to walk na English.
Dh Don ban me for market !
Na just check what's remaining in the list,and text my mummy or hubby.
Hopefully will pack by next week.

Yes so we dey ground, we dey call out on our Colleagues lol. R you with us also?

Pearl05:
So we been get July mamas for house?

I dare not dear, how body na?

Towerofgrace:
Ehen so you too, u haff join gang abi is ok

amorprincesa:
I read that when a woman is carrying a boy there will be no MS.

Who said. I had the same terrible ms for both the boy and the girl

Habbeyoluwa:
Hello dear, how body now? Hope you much better, let's work something out for our team is this month too. Make Madam Towerofgrace no too oppress us ojare..How far have you gone? Am 17weeks gone tho, wish I cud port on time nd see my LO#coversface

Hurray. Tongue out for Towerofgrace . I am fine now just busy with work. I am 15weeks 4days o. I can't wait to see this bundle of joy giving me sleepless night. I agree with you on working something out. How are you this evening?

amorprincesa:
I read that when a woman is carrying a boy there will be no MS.

Had no single ms for my daughter. For my son bad ms I weak like fried dodo every time with constant retching.