Messyodi:


Congratulations mama, i plan on using epidural as well. Did you give birth in Nigeria? Take care of your little one. Awaiting your BS

callola:
present oooo, I love February because it's just 28days. hope you are good?

Dazzlinganio:


Thanks dear. Please use it, it is so worth it. I gave birth in Abuja.

Twogreatnations:


No stopping o.... How body?

Mumben:
Feb is here at last. I don't know why but I keep imagining how that day will be, d pains and all. I Neva imagined myself going tru labour again but God decided to add one more to us. Supernatural delivery I pray for team February and all other expectant mums.

Giddyperson:

How far, who annoyed you around here

Fyngal1:
good afternoon to all mamas. team August, please add me. EDD aug. 27. thanks

Mumben:
Feb is here at last. I don't know why but I keep imagining how that day will be, d pains and all. I Neva imagined myself going tru labour again but God decided to add one more to us. Supernatural delivery I pray for team February and all other expectant mums.

Dazzlinganio:
Good morning team February. To God be the glory, my Edd was 13th Feb but I gave birth yesterday 31st Jan. I was 38weeks 2days. I am a FTM and I am advising all pregnant women out there that it is not easy and if you can afford Epidural please use it coz it really helped with my pain. I don’t know how it would have been without Epidural. Be at last I give God the praise because Child birth is a miracle. My fellow team feb and all other pregnant mothers I wish you all a safe delivery. And again don’t be afraid. I was afraid to be given a tear during child birth but I didn’t feel a thing and now in my recovery stage it wasn’t as bad as I thought. Just open and believe that you can do it. God is a miracle worker�.

Fyngal1:


my sis, lemme first say congrats on the arrival of your prince . the bobo sure has a mind of his own

MS has been a real BIT..CH to me. i even landed in the hospital sef and i have developed an aversion to my phone. i can't even look at my phone screen or pick my calls. i just hope these coming weeks will be good to me

Towerofgrace:


Yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #dancing shaku shaku

Congratulations and welcome mummy, will add you sharply.

beefers club

Dazzlinganio:


Thanks dear. Please use it, it is so worth it. I gave birth in Abuja.

Fyngal1:



ewoo! mama abeg no vex o. i was thinking of something else when i typed that. i meant to type July 27th not august. biko. ejoor

Sweetnesstwins:


Was worried too, called her she is doing fine.

Towerofgrace:




Haaaaaaaa!!! mogbe!!! noooo!!!! , i only say MAYbe one mama. Village square loun loun, ha i surrender ooo, me and my teamies are gentle ladies oo, we cannot shout and MS is still worrying some of us. You should be pampering us ehn not declaring war na

but wait do u mean run abi waddle to village square , i laugh in swahili who dash u run with ur bigi belle

Oya sorry nor vex, we won't do it again take hollandia to calm down from waddling to village square

Mummyejire shey you know u are the cause of all dix

Dazzlinganio:
Good morning team February. To God be the glory, my Edd was 13th Feb but I gave birth yesterday 31st Jan. I was 38weeks 2days. I am a FTM and I am advising all pregnant women out there that it is not easy and if you can afford Epidural please use it coz it really helped with my pain. I don’t know how it would have been without Epidural. Be at last I give God the praise because Child birth is a miracle. My fellow team feb and all other pregnant mothers I wish you all a safe delivery. And again don’t be afraid. I was afraid to be given a tear during child birth but I didn’t feel a thing and now in my recovery stage it wasn’t as bad as I thought. Just keep your mind open and believe that you can do it. God is a miracle worker�.

Pearl05:



See Our sweet August junior mamas that we are telling softy softy with MS! No disrespect your senior ooo.
Where you see waddling? We are still swaggliously sexy and tanterlizing, if na lie ask our respective dh as na dem dey rush us.

Towerofgrace:


in Adekunle Gold's voice
I surrender
I surrender
You don win o baby

hahan mama Pearl05 village meeting has ended na, i clarified already that i said MAYbe and eet eez very true u have too much sauce join the swagger sef, that is why u want to wujure dh in za oza room, inshort dh is calling u go and kwatinue showing your kpekus skill and leave team August alone

Disclaimer
TEAM MAY u pipos blood is too hot, i said MAYbe naa

sunbestie:

U see as I dey one corner dey look u no make me give u punishment for disrespecting ur senior and on top d matter team May.
I no wan talk during d village square meeting but if u commits another offense na dh nd Lo go handle u.

* hey Towerofgrace come back here..... Hold ur ears with ur two hands nd listen.... no try shake dat ur bumbum while going back to ur seat*

Towerofgrace:


Wow Congratulations Sis !!!!
You are proof that not all FTMs go pass edd. speedy recovery to you and God bless your LO

Towerofgrace:


Mummy wa, cool down jare oya take, i kukuma epp you cook the rice and turkey, buy hollandia with the dollars to wash it down

Towerofgrace:


Mummy wa, cool down jare oya take, i kukuma epp you cook the rice and turkey, buy hollandia with the dollars to wash it down

rabluk:
TEAM FEBRUARY OOOOOO

. present oh. reality don set oh. who knows if there is anything one can do or take to make labour easier. d day never come but I dey think am wella. God help us

Fyngal1:


my sis, lemme first say congrats on the arrival of your prince . the bobo sure has a mind of his own

MS has been a real BIT..CH to me. i even landed in the hospital sef and i have developed an aversion to my phone. i can't even look at my phone screen or pick my calls. i just hope these coming weeks will be good to me

pweetyoge:

Giddyperson i just have sisterly love for u even when i dnt knw

Dazzlinganio:
Good morning team February. To God be the glory, my Edd was 13th Feb but I gave birth yesterday 31st Jan. I was 38weeks 2days. I am a FTM and I am advising all pregnant women out there that it is not easy and if you can afford Epidural please use it coz it really helped with my pain. I don’t know how it would have been without Epidural. Be at last I give God the praise because Child birth is a miracle. My fellow team feb and all other pregnant mothers I wish you all a safe delivery. And again don’t be afraid. I was afraid to be given a tear during child birth but I didn’t feel a thing and now in my recovery stage it wasn’t as bad as I thought. Just keep your mind open and believe that you can do it. God is a miracle worker�.

rabluk:
TEAM FEBRUARY OOOOOO

Atteeeeeeeeention!
Hands on your neighbour's shoulder.....straight(no let somebody hit you with bump o)
Oya Left, left, left
Left righhhhhhht
Left righhhhhhht
Quiiiiiiiiiiiiick match. 1,2!
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Atteeeeeeeeeention!

Hehehehehehheheh

My people my people....
Una don hear?
February is here

E bami gbe igba ope oooooo..... ye ye ye

Ahh..this my God, you're wonderful. Oluwa Eseun
Alhamdulillah. All praises are for you.

So February is finally here. We're in awe of your might oh God. Please make this month easy and make it one of the best in our lives.

At delivery time, make it painless,easy, cervix dilate properly, bones be strong, blood be sufficient, water be enough, muscles -contract and relax appropriately, vagina- expand and contract properly afterwards (for the enjoyment of ourselves and DHs), baby waste no time and hurt not your mummy and don't get yourself hurt too, oh God provide for the daddies and make mummy's joy full. Let there be no reason to cry except for tears of joy and at the awesomeness and cuteness of our LOs. Make our LOs the coolness of our eyes and not a trial of our faith.

For those of us that'll have CS by choice or by chance, please make it easy for us and make our recupperation fast. Give us the wisdom to select the best birthing options for us and LOs. Let there be no complications or loss.

For our mamas whose journey stopped at a point or who suffered losses, lord please ease their fear and pains and reward them and replace with better ones for them.

For our juniors, please make us good seniors to them. Teach them to respect their seniors too. For those that have ported and those that will port, please make it easy for them and bless them too.

Give us the strength, wisdom, health, wealth and understanding to take care of our LOs and families. Protect our LO and families from evil eyes.

Teach those that'll do our omugwo that they may handle us and LO well. Be our helper ohh God.

Its the first roll call of our month. Please respond and let us know how you are doing.

Name...............EDD............SEX
1. Glimpse .......... Jan 25/ Feb 1st................. Bobo

2. Bunny19 .......... double for your trouble

3. Geesucc ............14th Feb 2019

4. Messyodi ..........16th/17th Feb 2019...........Babe

5. Dazzlinganio .....13/02...Babe...delivered 31/1

6. Mumben ........... 11th Feb 2019

7. Faithpeace ......... 22nd feb 2019..............babe

8. Sweetveee ........15/02 ...babe... delivered 14/1 BS seen

9. AdedoyinO ........27th Feb 2019.....................Bobo

10. rabluk .......... ..24th Feb 2019.....................surprise

11. estagirl ............18th Feb 2019................... Babe

12. Majestique ......26th Feb 2019

13. Meeva621 .......26th Feb 2019

14. gegyna ..........9th Feb 2019

15. stephmiracle ...21st Feb 2019

16. kuhuz ..............12th Feb 2019

17.Hyphee.....

18. Yesitsme ........28th feb 2019 .................Babe

19. sholai .............10th Feb 2019

20. Owlette .......... 21st Feb2019

21. Ekis .................20th Feb 2019 ..............surprise

22. Meggitto21......17th Feb 2019

23. Naomi1990 ......... march porter

24. creamzytee ...14th feb 2019......................Babe

25. Bceeme ...........6th feb 2019

26. BrilliantF .......... 18 Feb 2019

27. jennyurch ...........march porter

28. lehwah ................ march porter

29. PraisesG ......... march porter ......... bobo

Please whoever knows mama hyphee should help us contact her to respond.

There's a bone btw my legs that pains me mostly at night and when i try to open my legs. I think my cervix too. The heaviness on that bone is something else. My leg has also started swelling. Correct waddling done start.

I cant wait to see us flood the thread with our cuties.

Catch ya mamas.