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officialclassic:
In my next life, if i hear the name Nigeria in my mother's womb,I will just use her intestines to hang myself....i can not come and pass through hell again nonsense �������������

My dad will hold belt and still tell me to come
I won't flog you
OK, you want to hang me abi? ��������������

Beware of women who remove The Pot Cover
With bare hands while still on hot Gas...
They have the latest version of slap..��������������

At my age i still dodge when thunder strikes.* *It's not that i'm evil but just in case of mistaken identity you know anything can happen in Nigeria !!* �����������

One girl posted on Facebook you f..ck u die you no f...ck u still die. I will better f...ck and die. the father commented you come home you die you no came home you still die.hmmm for the past two weeks now she has been sleeping in the neighbouring church ���������������

In America... GUY: I love you GIRL: I love you too
In Nigeria... GUY: I love you. GIRL: Hmmm... Ezekiel, are you sure it's me you love or my breast?_�����������������

You have been posting "Men are dogs" and
now you got pregnant and gave birth to a boy,
now you are posting "My little King"....
No, no, no My sister....thats your puppy���������������������� �

When your bae sleeps at your place for the first time, my friend you have to sleep in English. No snoring, and you must breathe not too fast not too slow ���������

Having SEX with your girlfriend while she is pregnant is very risky, what if the baby grab ur dick thinking it was a lolipop ����������

if a girl refused to show you , her milk industry during romance ...just know the wall of Jericho has fallen ��� infact it has collapsed���������������‍�‍�‍

So Ladies... Wen u remove ur bra and u see ur breast hanging like a Pentecost crusade banner� do u feel happy urself?������
����where should i pass
Here or there��

I can't wait to get married and be stealing my wife's stew and soup meat and put the blame on the kids � �������

The shortest conversation in the world is when u are in the toilet then someone opens the door.
You:�Eeeehh

Him:�Aaaaah. Sorry oo end of conversation.����������

When A Girl Keep Staring At You, There Are Two Things Involved, It's Either She Likes You Or She Is Farting Slowly ��������

Betrayal is when you see a woman’s Breast firm inside the Bra. Once she Removes the Bra....BooM! It Drops like a sachet of water ������������

If it was Yoruba people that invented the ATM Machine ehn,
And u used ur left hand to withdraw the money, the machine would retract the money, hiss and show you *"Insufficient Home Training" ������������
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People Think break up pain D most, D most painful thing is using ur last money to buy food and food fall on the ground ���������������

davis51:
Tops up guy..u just made mine day