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What's An Injury You Sustained, And Lied About How It Actually Happened? by silvoclaira: 3:30pm On Aug 06, 2022
What's an injury you sustained, and lied about how it actually happened, because it was too embarrassing?


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Re: What's An Injury You Sustained, And Lied About How It Actually Happened? by airminem(f): 7:19pm On Aug 06, 2022
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I once managed to get a drop of concentrated sulphuric acid on my nose in chemistry class. It was the most physically painful experience of my entire life. I just sat in the back of the classroom wiping tears out my eyes silently because I was too awkward to say anything. In my next class, people asked me what happened to me, and I had an awkward time explaining how you get sulphuric acid on your nose. I just itched my nose like an idiot

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Re: What's An Injury You Sustained, And Lied About How It Actually Happened? by HarlequinLekex: 2:08pm On Oct 04, 2022
silvoclaira:
What's an injury you sustained, and lied about how it actually happened, because it was too embarrassing?


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I left school after waec exam for the day with my friends to play ball for the first time with them in my life[as per say omo get inside].They were to use the main field by climbing over the wall btwn the second and main field everyone climbed now my turn forming omo pako i had a cut on my left elbow.Few days later at home my mum saw it, asked me what happened i said i was running and scratch my elbow against one unpadded wall of our classroom

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Re: What's An Injury You Sustained, And Lied About How It Actually Happened? by imagrg(m): 1:33pm On Apr 01, 2023
A school mate punched me on the eye which later became swollen. I lied to my mother that I hit my face on the School door when the School Vice Principal was on our chase. angry
Re: What's An Injury You Sustained, And Lied About How It Actually Happened? by silvoclaira: 1:51pm On Apr 01, 2023
imagrg:
A school mate punched me on the eye which later became swollen. I lied to my mother that I hit my face on the School door when the School Vice Principal was on our chase. angry
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