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Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by Bibyance: 1:38pm On Mar 10, 2019
Think about it. Today, a bank employee or insider can actually successfully commit a bank heist in Nigeria, leave no trace and run away into oblivion before raising dust

1. You book a flight out of the country for a particular day. Make sure to use an alternate passport which could carry your face, but should carry a different name. With this you are preparing in advance.

2. Make sure your flight is to a country where you can easily cross the border into another country without using your passport. Think Schengen states! Think porous African borders! Anyone will do.

3. Clock in for the day into your bank. Login and prepare for your heist.

4. Use electronic transfer and market buy Monero online. Not Bitcoin. But Monero. Buy as much as possible. Send to a cold wallet.

5. Once done, clock out for the day and go take your flight to your desitination country.

6. Use the border to cross to another country where you can easily transfer your Monero to exchanges, trade into other cryptocurrencies and then cash out into cold hard cash.

7. Enjoy your eternal vacation with sunset on the beach.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by Nobody: 1:43pm On Mar 10, 2019
Bibyance:
Think about it. Today, a bank employee or insider can actually successfully commit a bank heist in Nigeria, leave no trace and run away into oblivion before raising dust

1. You book a flight out of the country for a particular day. Make sure to use an alternate passport which could carry your face, but should carry a different name. With this you are preparing in advance.

2. Make sure your flight is to a country where you can easily cross the border into another country without using your passport. Think Schengen states! Think porous African borders! Anyone will do.

3. Clock in for the day into your bank. Login and prepare for your heist.

4. Use electronic transfer and market buy Monero online. Not Bitcoin. But Monero. Buy as much as possible. Send to a cold wallet.

5. Once done, clock out for the day and go take your flight to your desitination country.

6. Use the border to cross to another country where you can easily transfer your Monero to exchanges, trade into other cryptocurrencies and then cash out into cold hard cash.

7. Enjoy your eternal vacation with sunset on the beach.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
then you put your guarantor at bait angry

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Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by AllenSpencer: 1:46pm On Mar 10, 2019
Bibyance:
Think about it. Today, a bank employee or insider can actually successfully commit a bank heist in Nigeria, leave no trace and run away into oblivion before raising dust

1. You book a flight out of the country for a particular day. Make sure to use an alternate passport which could carry your face, but should carry a different name. With this you are preparing in advance.

2. Make sure your flight is to a country where you can easily cross the border into another country without using your passport. Think Schengen states! Think porous African borders! Anyone will do.

3. Clock in for the day into your bank. Login and prepare for your heist.

4. Use electronic transfer and market buy Monero online. Not Bitcoin. But Monero. Buy as much as possible. Send to a cold wallet.

5. Once done, clock out for the day and go take your flight to your desitination country.

6. Use the border to cross to another country where you can easily transfer your Monero to exchanges, trade into other cryptocurrencies and then cash out into cold hard cash.

7. Enjoy your eternal vacation with sunset on the beach.

cheesy cheesy cheesy

You watch too much Hollywood movies.

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Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by whitebeard(m): 1:48pm On Mar 10, 2019
Bibyance:
Think about it. Today, a bank employee or insider can actually successfully commit a bank heist in Nigeria, leave no trace and run away into oblivion before raising dust

1. You book a flight out of the country for a particular day. Make sure to use an alternate passport which could carry your face, but should carry a different name. With this you are preparing in advance.

2. Make sure your flight is to a country where you can easily cross the border into another country without using your passport. Think Schengen states! Think porous African borders! Anyone will do.

3. Clock in for the day into your bank. Login and prepare for your heist.

4. Use electronic transfer and market buy Monero online. Not Bitcoin. But Monero. Buy as much as possible. Send to a cold wallet.

5. Once done, clock out for the day and go take your flight to your desitination country.

6. Use the border to cross to another country where you can easily transfer your Monero to exchanges, trade into other cryptocurrencies and then cash out into cold hard cash.

7. Enjoy your eternal vacation with sunset on the beach.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
mehn...u are smart..!


The world is really turning upside down..! Can u imagine this one

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Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by daddytime(m): 1:55pm On Mar 10, 2019
Bad nigga...

Some people will surely try this...
Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by Bibyance: 2:02pm On Mar 10, 2019
qualityGod:
then you put your guarantor at bait angry
You'd have put in a phantom person in there while applying. You gotta plan this well bro.
I honestly can't find a fault in this apparently simple plan.
Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by Nobody: 2:12pm On Mar 10, 2019
Bibyance:

You'd have put in a phantom person in there while applying. You gotta plan this well bro.
I honestly can't find a fault in this apparently simple plan.

Guy no amount of money can erase dishonesty.


Honestly honesty is a legacy and karma issa b1tch

I rather die poor bro. cool

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Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by kajoula(m): 2:17pm On Mar 10, 2019
qualityGod:


Guy no amount of money can erase dishonesty.


Honestly honesty is a legacy and karma issa b1tch

I rather die poor bro. cool

Your choice

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Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by Nobody: 2:27pm On Mar 10, 2019
kajoula:


Your choice
ya accepted but try and accept salvation

Crime doesn't pay .
the wages of sin is DEATH cool
Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by fykes(m): 2:32pm On Mar 10, 2019
So u got to ur destination and u can't log into ur wallet account... Oh... A hacker has changed ur password.
See ya life?
Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by Papaaldrich: 2:38pm On Mar 10, 2019
Your brain is paining you about?



Bibyance:
Think about it. Today, a bank employee or insider can actually successfully commit a bank heist in Nigeria, leave no trace and run away into oblivion before raising dust

1. You book a flight out of the country for a particular day. Make sure to use an alternate passport which could carry your face, but should carry a different name. With this you are preparing in advance.

2. Make sure your flight is to a country where you can easily cross the border into another country without using your passport. Think Schengen states! Think porous African borders! Anyone will do.

3. Clock in for the day into your bank. Login and prepare for your heist.

4. Use electronic transfer and market buy Monero online. Not Bitcoin. But Monero. Buy as much as possible. Send to a cold wallet.

5. Once done, clock out for the day and go take your flight to your desitination country.

6. Use the border to cross to another country where you can easily transfer your Monero to exchanges, trade into other cryptocurrencies and then cash out into cold hard cash.

7. Enjoy your eternal vacation with sunset on the beach.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by bujebudanu1(m): 2:39pm On Mar 10, 2019
All these boys and India movie sha
Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by Bibyance: 3:23pm On Mar 10, 2019
qualityGod:


Guy no amount of money can erase dishonesty.


Honestly honesty is a legacy and karma issa b1tch

I rather die poor bro. cool
Of course you can die poor, while the bank management is busy milking commoners dry. The banks are the biggest scam in Nigeria with their under-dealing and stock manipilation. Any chance one gets to take money from the banks should definitely be taken.
Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by matrixme(m): 3:34pm On Mar 10, 2019
So you just wire all the money in your branch or a customer's account just like that without any authorization access ? Or I yam not understanding something here
So if digital heist is so easy to do then why do armed robbers waste a lot of time and risk it all to go after physical robbery sessions??
Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by Jakumo(m): 4:04pm On Mar 10, 2019
OP I have taken copious notes, and I am determined to try this caper, purely as a profitable academic exercise.

I have just one question. How will I go about busting out of jail, if I am collared like a stray goat during this cash re-allocation exercise ?
Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by lobell: 6:17pm On Mar 10, 2019
Bibyance:
Think about it. Today, a bank employee or insider can actually successfully commit a bank heist in Nigeria, leave no trace and run away into oblivion before raising dust

1. You book a flight out of the country for a particular day. Make sure to use an alternate passport which could carry your face, but should carry a different name. With this you are preparing in advance.

2. Make sure your flight is to a country where you can easily cross the border into another country without using your passport. Think Schengen states! Think porous African borders! Anyone will do.

3. Clock in for the day into your bank. Login and prepare for your heist.

4. Use electronic transfer and market buy Monero online. Not Bitcoin. But Monero. Buy as much as possible. Send to a cold wallet.

5. Once done, clock out for the day and go take your flight to your desitination country.

6. Use the border to cross to another country where you can easily transfer your Monero to exchanges, trade into other cryptocurrencies and then cash out into cold hard cash.

7. Enjoy your eternal vacation with sunset on the beach.

cheesy cheesy cheesy

The devil is in the details.
Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by alajoshomolu: 8:27pm On Mar 10, 2019
Kirikiri is filled with people who thought they had brilliant plans just like yours only to see the loop hole after they've been caught.

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Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by Bibyance: 9:10pm On Mar 10, 2019
matrixme:
So you just wire all the money in your branch or a customer's account just like that without any authorization access ? Or I yam not understanding something here
So if digital heist is so easy to do then why do armed robbers waste a lot of time and risk it all to go after physical robbery sessions??
First, you need to be an insider, so physical robbery isn't part of this.

https://www.nairaland.com/2910365/bank-fraud-3-ecobank-employees
https://www.nairaland.com/4849297/sally-dagun-union-bank-steals
https://www.nairaland.com/4657782/access-bank-staff-steals-customers

The miskate they all made was not following this perfect plan
Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:42pm On Mar 10, 2019
Who no dey house na de beat police
Re: Carrying Out The Perfect Bank Robbery In Nigeria by kajoula(m): 5:34pm On Mar 12, 2019
qualityGod:
ya accepted but try and accept salvation

Crime doesn't pay .
the wages of sin is DEATH cool

continue

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