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I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by tayooluwole(op): 1:25pm On Mar 13, 2019*

Today mark exactly one year i learnt my bitter lesson about romantic relationship. My babe left me to wallow alone in my brokeness... i was a perfect man when i got the money but suddenly became annoying nigga when the money was no longer flowing as it was... it was like the end of the world and only those who had experienced bitter heartbreak can relate. Shortly after, while still nursing the wound, i discovered masturbation and later, weed intake without having to drag in smoke. Believe me, it has been beautiful experience. I dont smoke but i eat my weed inside my food.

Today, having sit down and examine the magnitude of what this discoveries have saved me, i cant but to say i am thankful because things are now taking shapes in every aspect of my life. I am no more vulnerable to romantic afflictions...

I never tought life is more sweeter in weed than in any romantic relationship...

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Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by alberto2k(m): 1:26pm On Mar 13, 2019

Big L

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Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by Nobody: 1:45pm On Mar 13, 2019

alberto2k:
Big L

OP or the babe??

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by checkolatunji: 1:49pm On Mar 13, 2019

Weed inside food? I concur but masturbation? O disagree totally and would advise you stop patapata

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by Dreal1247: 1:55pm On Mar 13, 2019

Some people are paying for future troubles in instalments. Op, please go for deliverance and leave such lifestyle. It may damage your future.

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by Kenzico(m): 1:57pm On Mar 13, 2019

OP....Can now see from the frames of a Two-way mirror

Welcome to VASELINE CREW Gang

grin

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by alberto2k(m): 2:03pm On Mar 13, 2019

R2bees:
OP or the babe??

both of them are mad bro angry

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by ShinqRambq: 2:34pm On Mar 13, 2019

The only message I can preach to you is modesty in both so you do not harm yourself and your future wife/wives simply becuase a girl broke your heart

1.You are an Efulefu for sulking like a petulent baby becuase of a girl.

2.If you want companionship,ask your parents to find you a wife,I always say this but you guys will not listen.

3.You had an encounter with a feminist and you broke your heart.

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by Ecstasy9(m): 2:56pm On Mar 13, 2019

You are killing yourself slowly.

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by tayooluwole(op): 3:08pm On Mar 13, 2019

Ecstasy9:
You are killing yourself slowly.

bro, everybody dies slowly....

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Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by Nobody: 3:09pm On Mar 13, 2019

alberto2k:
both of them are mad bro

Chai..You no get joy

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by Gavorche: 3:17pm On Mar 13, 2019

Do what pleases you as long as you derive pleasure from it but try as much to be moderate

There is nothing wrong in masturbation but that should not still stop you from having a girlfriend or desiring to have one in future.With masturbation you can have more control over the relationship as you care less about her pu**u if she give you fine if she refuses na to grab Vaseline laslas cum na cum

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Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by Donjazzy12(m): 3:52pm On Mar 13, 2019

tayooluwole:
Today mark exactly one year i learnt my bitter lesson about romantic relationship. My babe left me to wallow alone in my brokeness... i was a perfect man when i got the money but suddenly became annoying nigga when the money was no longer flowing as it was... it was like the end of the world and only those who had experienced bitter heartbreak can relate. Shortly after, while still nursing the wound, i discovered masturbation and later, weed intake without having to drag in smoke. Believe me, it has been beautiful experience. I dont smoke but i eat my weed inside my food.

Today, having sit down and examine the magnitude of what this discoveries have saved me, i cant but to say i am thankful because things are now taking shapes in every aspect of my life. I am no more vulnerable to romantic afflictions...

Thanking God for you for the reawakening! It is well brother. Masturbation saves a lot of money.

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Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by dkronicle(m): 5:54pm On Mar 13, 2019

I didnt read ur fuokd up article but masturbation doesn't go well with weed . weed goes with good sexx and gr8 fiod. Dont be a phool

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Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by Nobody: 6:15pm On Mar 13, 2019

Praise the Lord. You've seen the light and known the truth, and it has finally set you free.

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by dreamwords: 6:45pm On Mar 13, 2019

Girls will not like this

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by africandictator(m): 7:46pm On Mar 13, 2019

I am so happy for you bro, would be back to comment when I see a thread stating that you have gone mental.

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by Nobody: 10:22am On Mar 14, 2019

africandictator:
I am so happy for you bro, would be back to comment when I see a thread stating that you have gone mental.

werey

Bae has been suspecting me of cheating because when she refuses me of sex, I excuse myself to another room or bathroom, xvideo things, then I come out smiling and gisting her casually/ politics while she’s now stark naqed and ready for sex.

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Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by sanmtiago(m): 11:45am On Mar 14, 2019

lol weed is bad it reduces your IQ trust me

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by myself13: 12:03pm On Mar 14, 2019

Masturbation and weed are not verygood combination

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by lilmax(m): 12:06pm On Mar 14, 2019

I do it like five times a day, so you're very correct

Re: I Blessed The Day I Discovered Masturbation And Weed... Reasons ? by id911(m): 1:09pm On Mar 14, 2019*

sanmtiago:
lol weed is bad it reduces your IQ trust me

I don't know about that because I have never tasted weed before. I suspect my brain is too light to withstand the aftermath so, I always run away from it.

I don't think there's any evidence to support your claim of reduction in IQ. One of the best students in my department then was a 'religious' Igbo smoker. If you understand what I mean by religious here but he was supper intelligent. He was supposed to be our SUG President but the fellowship boys and girls connived with the school management to campaign against him and he lost the election. Today, he works with one of the world's biggest Oil Exploration and Production Company

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