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naturepride008:
. Thanks for sharing this

Please did you notice whether they are attending to people that didn't have reference slip

Not sure bro
the reference slip was checked too

HarunaWest:
How do u wanna see list before screening Uncle Thomas ....What I mean is that some people have already done documentation,they just waiting for camp...

Its actually save to say you are not invited and you are seriously in sifia pain hence , the negative energy

naturepride008:
please did they also paste the list

Yes !


Pasted but later removed so we have to queued up to check the fucking list.

let me tell you guys what I have noticed in today's screening exercise.

IN NIGERIA, YOU MUST KNOW SOMEONE THAT KNOW SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE IN PRISON SERVICE.

THERE ARE VERY LIMITED SLOTS, DON'T TRUST PEOPLE PROMISING YOU PRISON JOB

YOU CAN'T TAKE PICTURES OF THE LIST BECAUSE THEY INTEND TO PAD IT. THAT IS WHY THEY DIDN'T PASTE IT. IT'S THE ORDER FROM HEADQUARTER.

DON'T BE TOO HAPPY IF YOU SEE YOUR NAME ON THE LIST TODAY BECAUSE YOU COULD JUST BE A DECOY FOR IMPENDING SLOTS.

DON'T BE SAD OR HEARTBROKEN IF YOU DO NOT SEE YOUR NAME ON THE LIST. IT IS THE FINAL LIST THAT MATTERS.

DON'T GIVE ANYONE MONEY OR YOUR BODY FOR SLOTS.

DON'T BE SAD IF YOU FAIL TO MAKE IT TODAY OR TOMORROW, THEY HAVE THE WHOLE WEEK FOR THE EXERCISE NO MATTER WHAT YOU APPLY FOR.

DON'T STRUGGLE TO IMPRESS ANY OFFICER, THEY ALREADY HAVE THE MASTER LIST

THEY WON'T TELL YOU HOW DULL PRISON JOB IS IF YOU ARE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO WISH TO EXPLORE OR EXPRESS YOUR CREATIVITY.

NIGERIA IS A FAILED STATE...EVEN PRISON SERVICE NEEDS SERIOUS RESTUCTURING GOING BY WHAT I SAW TODAY.

MOST OF THEIR OFFICERS LOOK SO STRONG-FACE LIKE PRISONERS...WHY?


NOT EVERYBODY IS DESTINED TO GET A GOVERNMENT JOB, SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST TOO CREATIVE TO BE CONFINED TO THE BUREAUCRACY OF THE FAILED SYSTEM.

DON'T STRUGGLE WITH PEOPLE ON THE LINE, JUST CHILL. EVERYTHING WILL LATER EASE UP.

RELATE WITH OTHER VIBRANT YOUTH AND MAKE CONNECTIONS.

THE ONLY THING THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS DONE SUCCESSFUL FOR JOB CREATION IS NPOWER.

NIGERIA YOUTHS HAVE GREAT POTENTIAL BUT THE COUNTRY CAN'T HELP US ALL BECAUSE IT CAN'T EVEN HELP ITSELF.

THOSE WHO GAINED MORE IN TODAY'S EXERCISE WERE THOSE EXPLOITERS POSSING AS TRADERS...I NO BLAME THEM.

THERE IS NO HARM IN TRYING, IF YOU NO GET THE JOB, AT LEAST YOU DON GAIN NPS SCREENING EXPERIENCE.

MANY PEOPLE WHO SHOWED UP FOR THE SCREENING ONLY CAME TO MERELY FULFILL ALL RIGHTIOUSNESS. THEY SEEM TO HAVE LOST HOPE IN THE SYSTEM.

THOSE WHO ARE UNDER EMPLOYED HAD TO PUT UP A BIG FAT LIE AS AN EXCUSE IN THEIR PLACE OF WORK TO SHOW UP FOR THE EXERCISE...I told my boss that I received a call that my grandmother fell from a three story building.

Best of luck to all the creative Nigeria youths of this generation, we are merely suffering and smiling.

desmont004:
This thing is painful... I got both d sms and mail but i cant go. Am in Jos but my centre is Ogun state and am writing my final exams (MSc). Why this time....

Congrats to everyone dat wl be shortlisted finally. Better opportunity ahead for d rest.


Incase you still need past questions, u can drop your mail address, its FREE

Bro please help me with the past question, bn asking for it since (Obinnastanley141@gmail.com)

Indomie001:
Its actually save to say you are not invited and you are seriously in sifia pain hence , the negative energy

Oga I didn't apply ooo..I can't do prison Job,the job I currently do is already a prison,so don't wanna be jailed..Meanwhile the reason I joined this thread is to see how many Nairalander will actually get the Job...Nothing more.

DeanOlamide:
Probably didn’t go to their State of origin.....

Why will you get SMS/Email and your name won’t be there!!! I doubt that ...

Thats not possible , if you get the mail and sms , your name must be there surly.

HarunaWest:
Oga I didn't apply ooo..I can't do prison Job,the job I currently do is already a prison,so don't wanna be jailed..Meanwhile the reason I joined this thread is to see how many Nairalander will actually get the Job...Nothing more.

lolz

@desmont004 Pls I need the nps past question and answer, Pls help me forward it to ibyus01@gmail.com, thank in anticipation.

.@desmont004 Pls I need the nps past question and answer, Pls I will be happy if you can help me forward it to ibyus01@gmail.com, thanks in anticipation

For Nigerian Prisons past questions and answers,

Contact us on Alienrobot01@gmail.com

For those that were screened today, was Medical Fitness certificate a compulsory component of the requirements?

Because the one I have is more than 3 months old

freshmann:
For those that were screened today, was Medical Fitness certificate a compulsory component of the requirements?

Because the one I have is more than 3 months old

No is not is only your credentials they will check and return it back to you

ghostwritter:
let me tell you guys what I have noticed in today's screening exercise.

IN NIGERIA, YOU MUST KNOW SOMEONE THAT KNOW SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE IN PRISON SERVICE.

THERE ARE VERY LIMITED SLOTS, DON'T TRUST PEOPLE PROMISING YOU PRISON JOB

YOU CAN'T TAKE PICTURES OF THE LIST BECAUSE THEY INTEND TO PAD IT. THAT IS WHY THEY DIDN'T PASTE IT. IT'S THE ORDER FROM HEADQUARTER.

DON'T BE TOO HAPPY IF YOU SEE YOUR NAME ON THE LIST TODAY BECAUSE YOU COULD JUST BE A DECOY FOR IMPENDING SLOTS.

DON'T BE SAD OR HEARTBROKEN IF YOU DO NOT SEE YOUR NAME ON THE LIST. IT IS THE FINAL LIST THAT MATTERS.

DON'T GIVE ANYONE MONEY OR YOUR BODY FOR SLOTS.

DON'T BE SAD IF YOU FAIL TO MAKE IT TODAY OR TOMORROW, THEY HAVE THE WHOLE WEEK FOR THE EXERCISE NO MATTER WHAT YOU APPLY FOR.

DON'T STRUGGLE TO IMPRESS ANY OFFICER, THEY ALREADY HAVE THE MASTER LIST

THEY WON'T TELL YOU HOW DULL PRISON JOB IS IF YOU ARE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO WISH TO EXPLORE OR EXPRESS YOUR CREATIVITY.

NIGERIA IS A FAILED STATE...EVEN PRISON SERVICE NEEDS SERIOUS RESTUCTURING GOING BY WHAT I SAW TODAY.

MOST OF THEIR OFFICERS LOOK SO STRONG-FACE LIKE PRISONERS...WHY?


NOT EVERYBODY IS DESTINED TO GET A GOVERNMENT JOB, SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST TOO CREATIVE TO BE CONFINED TO THE BUREAUCRACY OF THE FAILED SYSTEM.

DON'T STRUGGLE WITH PEOPLE ON THE LINE, JUST CHILL. EVERYTHING WILL LATER EASE UP.

RELATE WITH OTHER VIBRANT YOUTH AND MAKE CONNECTIONS.

THE ONLY THING THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS DONE SUCCESSFUL FOR JOB CREATION IS NPOWER.

NIGERIA YOUTHS HAVE GREAT POTENTIAL BUT THE COUNTRY CAN'T HELP US ALL BECAUSE IT CAN'T EVEN HELP ITSELF.

THOSE WHO GAINED MORE IN TODAY'S EXERCISE WERE THOSE EXPLOITERS POSSING AS TRADERS...I NO BLAME THEM.

THERE IS NO HARM IN TRYING, IF YOU NO GET THE JOB, AT LEAST YOU DON GAIN NPS SCREENING EXPERIENCE.

MANY PEOPLE WHO SHOWED UP FOR THE SCREENING ONLY CAME TO MERELY FULFILL ALL RIGHTIOUSNESS. THEY SEEM TO HAVE LOST HOPE IN THE SYSTEM.

THOSE WHO ARE UNDER EMPLOYED HAD TO PUT UP A BIG FAT LIE AS AN EXCUSE IN THEIR PLACE OF WORK TO SHOW UP FOR THE EXERCISE...I told my boss that I received a call that my grandmother fell from a three story building.

Best of luck to all the creative Nigeria youths of this generation, we are merely suffering and smiling.

well said @ghostwriter.

Lucialovely:
where you able to snap the list? Was today screening for any specific position or for anyone who was shortlisted or registered?

We didn't have access to the list. They called the names from the master list if you hear your name you go for screening

Emdee590:
what's up how did it go?

Trust naija out of over 200 names I heard only about 5 persons were present

What time is the exam today

ghostwritter:
let me tell you guys what I have noticed in today's screening exercise.

IN NIGERIA, YOU MUST KNOW SOMEONE THAT KNOW SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE IN PRISON SERVICE.

THERE ARE VERY LIMITED SLOTS, DON'T TRUST PEOPLE PROMISING YOU PRISON JOB

YOU CAN'T TAKE PICTURES OF THE LIST BECAUSE THEY INTEND TO PAD IT. THAT IS WHY THEY DIDN'T PASTE IT. IT'S THE ORDER FROM HEADQUARTER.

DON'T BE TOO HAPPY IF YOU SEE YOUR NAME ON THE LIST TODAY BECAUSE YOU COULD JUST BE A DECOY FOR IMPENDING SLOTS.

DON'T BE SAD OR HEARTBROKEN IF YOU DO NOT SEE YOUR NAME ON THE LIST. IT IS THE FINAL LIST THAT MATTERS.

DON'T GIVE ANYONE MONEY OR YOUR BODY FOR SLOTS.

DON'T BE SAD IF YOU FAIL TO MAKE IT TODAY OR TOMORROW, THEY HAVE THE WHOLE WEEK FOR THE EXERCISE NO MATTER WHAT YOU APPLY FOR.

DON'T STRUGGLE TO IMPRESS ANY OFFICER, THEY ALREADY HAVE THE MASTER LIST

THEY WON'T TELL YOU HOW DULL PRISON JOB IS IF YOU ARE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO WISH TO EXPLORE OR EXPRESS YOUR CREATIVITY.

NIGERIA IS A FAILED STATE...EVEN PRISON SERVICE NEEDS SERIOUS RESTUCTURING GOING BY WHAT I SAW TODAY.

MOST OF THEIR OFFICERS LOOK SO STRONG-FACE LIKE PRISONERS...WHY?


NOT EVERYBODY IS DESTINED TO GET A GOVERNMENT JOB, SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST TOO CREATIVE TO BE CONFINED TO THE BUREAUCRACY OF THE FAILED SYSTEM.

DON'T STRUGGLE WITH PEOPLE ON THE LINE, JUST CHILL. EVERYTHING WILL LATER EASE UP.

RELATE WITH OTHER VIBRANT YOUTH AND MAKE CONNECTIONS.

THE ONLY THING THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS DONE SUCCESSFUL FOR JOB CREATION IS NPOWER.

NIGERIA YOUTHS HAVE GREAT POTENTIAL BUT THE COUNTRY CAN'T HELP US ALL BECAUSE IT CAN'T EVEN HELP ITSELF.

THOSE WHO GAINED MORE IN TODAY'S EXERCISE WERE THOSE EXPLOITERS POSSING AS TRADERS...I NO BLAME THEM.

THERE IS NO HARM IN TRYING, IF YOU NO GET THE JOB, AT LEAST YOU DON GAIN NPS SCREENING EXPERIENCE.

MANY PEOPLE WHO SHOWED UP FOR THE SCREENING ONLY CAME TO MERELY FULFILL ALL RIGHTIOUSNESS. THEY SEEM TO HAVE LOST HOPE IN THE SYSTEM.

THOSE WHO ARE UNDER EMPLOYED HAD TO PUT UP A BIG FAT LIE AS AN EXCUSE IN THEIR PLACE OF WORK TO SHOW UP FOR THE EXERCISE...I told my boss that I received a call that my grandmother fell from a three story building.

Best of luck to all the creative Nigeria youths of this generation, we are merely suffering and smiling.

You deserve an award for this. This is the truth and nothing but the truth. God bless you

innamorat:
What time is the exam today

Just be there by 10am to be on a safer side

innamorat:
What time is the exam today

i think its 3pm o, but it depends on ur state

Hi guys, i got my sms nd e-mail yesterday night by 11pm and i based in kd but my indigin is Sokoto, so i dey road i dont know whether i could make it.

deegwalas:
Hi guys, i got my sms nd e-mail yesterday night by 11pm and i based in kd but my indigin is Sokoto, so i dey road i dont know whether i could make it.

safe journey bro. pls snap the list when u get there. I also got the mail late, can't travel today