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What Killed Him Please? by Bizzyliss(op): 6:37pm On Mar 18, 2019
A farmer went to the farm and after using fertilizer on his crops, he went home, washed his hands and ate.. later he died. What killed him abeg?
Re: What Killed Him Please? by saulpaulo: 7:38am On Mar 19, 2019
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Re: What Killed Him Please? by MetroStar(m): 9:23pm On Mar 19, 2019
Bizzyliss:
A farmer went to the farm and after using fertilizer on his crops, he went home, washed his hands and ate.. later he died. What killed him abeg?
When the farmer got home he washed his hands by tap (he used the fertilizer hand to turn on the tap, thereby depositing some amount of the 'poisonous' substance on the tap and after washing his hands clean, he turned off the tap thereby collecting the substance on the tap). This is the reason he died after eating.
Re: What Killed Him Please? by Bizzyliss(op): 8:00am On Mar 20, 2019
MetroStar:
When the farmer got home he washed his hands by tap (he used the fertilizer hand to turn on the tap, thereby depositing some amount of the 'poisonous' substance on the tap and after washing his hands clean, he turned off the tap thereby collecting the substance on the tap). This is the reason he died after eating.
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