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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by andysmith123(m): 10:36am On May 09, 2019

OTayobami:
I didn't lie sha o but had to put on like 7 boxers so i can dust cane chopping but at the end of the day, i still got caught

ohh boy i hail ooo

Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by ShitHead(m): 10:36am On May 09, 2019

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by mosho2good: 10:36am On May 09, 2019

African herbalist can capture your destiny and put it inside a bottle... They can even send thunder from Nigeria to America to stike you..but just common bet prediction they cant do☹☹

Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by Onnasucs1(m): 10:37am On May 09, 2019

Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by jaeyking(m): 10:37am On May 09, 2019

Uka15:
Me way dey always form sickness. If i don too lie with sickness, i go pour ink for leg form say i get home accident.

The greatest lie was telling my teacher , that my grandfather who died Centuries ago just died yesterday.

Hahah
Mine was after making much noise.
They wanted to flog us.
The yeye seniors brought us outside under the sun and the sun hot wella, Omo i saw the Cane my liver drop.
I normally use glasses. Na so I begin to dey shout say I no fit see again say my I dey pain me the sun rays don too enter my eyes.

The seniors fear oo dem carry Water pour for inside my eyes come say make i go lie down inside.
As I enter class I burst laugh

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by OTayobami(m): 10:38am On May 09, 2019

andysmith123:
ohh boy i hail ooo

Lolzzz

Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by kingjrofficial(m): 10:40am On May 09, 2019

I'm just coming from hospital...

It happens in my favour coz my uncle work wit health care, and I could easily fake a receipt of drugs and a doctor's report of illness...
My secondary School days was fun indeed!!

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by Gkemz: 10:40am On May 09, 2019

Framing traffic jam to justify arriving late to school.

Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by meekparagon(m): 10:43am On May 09, 2019

I never for once hawke in my life
But always tells my teacher that I hawke every morning b4 coming to school in oder to raised my school school fees , and she always feel pity for me.
Although I was caught one faithful day.

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by Forreellinc: 10:44am On May 09, 2019

teacher:

gimme your buttocks
me: grin

sure thing daddy
teacher: sad

no i'm not
me: wink

don't worry i won't tell anyone how much i enjoyed it
teacher: huh

.............. never mind, go to your class

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by Martinez39(m): 10:45am On May 09, 2019

Benekruku:
That breeze blew-in Modern Biology under my desk during exam

Wow. I loved Modern Biology, New School Chemistry and New School Physics. New General Mathematics was nice. Good old days.

Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by mejai(m): 10:48am On May 09, 2019

I have claimed to have an identical twin brother after causing trouble. Though I insisted he is in another school. The teacher looked so confused and stupid. He even called my friend (whom I have informed on tym)and the guy claimed I had a twin bro.
grin

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by maduxs: 10:49am On May 09, 2019

I collected money for “floppy” later I collected money for “ Discket “

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by davillian(m): 10:51am On May 09, 2019

Put on the pussy cats face and be like sir Im as.

Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by mejai(m): 10:54am On May 09, 2019

One day, my sandals torn that I had to put a cotton wool and plaster on my right big toe. Faking injury when the disciplinarian prefect caught me, he just managed to let me go, while flogging others. 3days later, I had a deep caught while playing football . Too bad.

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by Forreellinc: 10:54am On May 09, 2019

davillian:
Put on the pussy cats face and be like sir Im as.

Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by dayleke: 11:02am On May 09, 2019

mosho2good:
African herbalist can capture your destiny and put it inside a bottle... They can even send thunder from Nigeria to America to stike you..but just common bet prediction they cant do☹☹

Lol

Maybe the God of betting pass the God of the herbalists as in dem don settle themselves. tongue

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by wakes: 11:02am On May 09, 2019

Haba

Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by Nobody: 11:13am On May 09, 2019

My aunty die.

Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by nonye6194: 11:19am On May 09, 2019

Benekruku:
That breeze blew-in Modern Biology under my desk during exam

lmao that heavy aşs book grin

Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by daddyfreeman1(m): 11:21am On May 09, 2019

Hmmmmmm .... No time to waste time... Na to chop the Caine waka pass as hard man, but before I go chop the Caine, I go first pick small stone called (konkori) some guys here will know the stone. One stone that usually look like bird egg... I will first put the stone for mouth, claiming if you flog me the Caine won't enter. Those days na that one I dey use deceive myself and some guys will also follow me do the same thing... Though the thing I don't know if e dey work because sometimes I don't usually feel the pain of that Caine. Naso I go just carry the konkori put for mouth, chop the Caine, waka pass dey form hard man. Those day's they used to flog us from 10-20... That's how I got used to their Caine, sotey I comot for secondary school.. No need to lie, na to collect the Caine jeje

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by bugggg: 11:25am On May 09, 2019

Say na my uncle wey b soja na hin delay me with errand. E just tap me 4 head say make i enter class.

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by chris31(m): 11:30am On May 09, 2019

No be small lie i dey lie that year for school coz of cane
Na day school i go my problem no be teachers but our seniors
Me na appendix or internal wound i dey use dey deceive the seniors to avoid cane or punishment

Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by Adayoung(f): 11:45am On May 09, 2019

I had an old test result in my bag, any time I came late I'll just bring out the result,put on my sick face and say i am just coming from the hospital. It works everytime.

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by Dami12345: 11:45am On May 09, 2019

oshe11:
Person like Me when don chop flog tire......

Na to open hand straight no time for lies

Sotey teacher wen say he go flog me 6 go double am to 12 cos the 6strokes belike nothing......

We dey chop am like BBQ

You sabi the cruise... Them no fit burn my reps.

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by Tboymessiah(m): 11:58am On May 09, 2019

during my primary school days (pry 4) I once told my teacher I lost a family member, to avoid being flog for coming late.
indeed I was let go.

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Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by Shome36(m): 12:00pm On May 09, 2019

BabaIbo:
I remembered one morning one of my teachers walked in to the class and asked if you know you're owing for PTA and harvest stand up(It is a missionary/government school), Omo fear of being flogged made me not to stand up cos that man is one of the most dreaded teachers. Luckily for me the man actually came to know those still owing cos he misplaced the list for those that are owing.
After a week the man came back with the two lists; the original list for those that have paid and the other list he compiled a week ago and he noticed my name only appeared on the PTA's corner in the original list but was not in the list for those owing, na so the man start to dey beg me for two weeks say make I tell am the true, shey I don pay, Omo I tight my mind o, I lied that I have paid and coincidentally my dad gave me the money for the HARVEST on the day he agreed that I have paid, he even used me as an example of upright and truthful student to my classmates but those ones wey I flexed the money with just dey laugh with style.

Omo na flexing for me and my guys cos I took them out for flexing

P.S- similar issue also happened in my primary school

You should be added in EFCC's watchlist... lol

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