Lordoftheeast:

That guy is a fool.
Always acting like some local demi god or something.

True true small fame dey enter Nigerians head

heheh

GAZZUZZ:


ur price don de come down.

This is rather unfair, Bros, I know you well and you're a different person online. You could as well ignore him instead of making it seem like a lier just because he wrote good English.

9jaRealist:
While I empathize as a fellow human being (honestly)...
Why can't all Nigerians simply obey the law to begin with?!

obey law abi, do u think his happy to be a kabu kabu man,,,,,,,when there is no job

bros just summon your courage ask for you fine collect the paper take it to aluasa ministry of transportation explain your predicament to the senior official there and you want to see commissioner i believe it will be sorted out or better still if you know any top uniform man it help some time

stephenponti:
somebody somwhere who knows someone who can just put forth a call to action that will help me solve the situation. it may not be all about money just willingness to help. i already have 20k off the 50k demanded.

DJperdurabo:


I beg to differ!

It is a poorly composed material ( and no, this ain't poetry...in whatever guise you mean it!)

The OPs usage of "high faluting" and misappropriated words in the bid to come out as "educated" ironically denied the write-up the potency he intended passing across (in my opinion). He would have fared better if he narrated his ordeal in '"simple and correct English".

Ever heard the story of the "educated" chap who called the local fire service station for help? Like the OP he was in a fix (the library in his house was on fire) and he dialed the fire station for help.

This is what he said; "Hello, a magnanimous conflagration is devouring my editorial edifice".

Of course, the whole house went up in flames as the operator didn't understand a single thing he said and thought him high on drugs. All he needed to say was " Hello, the library in my house is on fire".

I wish the OP well and hope he get's his vehicle back.

This one is just trying to show himself as an English major.

INDUSTRIALFAN:
GAZZUZZ hope your blockhead can read here. He needs someone who has the connection not money to help get his car out.

Some blockheads are beyond redemption.

Welcome to Lagos......
Lastma guys no de smile.....



If u know ur.u go stil collect ur car for free

Welcome to Lagos......
Lastma guys no de smile.....



If u know ur way u go stil collect ur car for free

ndidibabe:
This one is just trying to show himself as an English major.

Nope! Far from it.

I have observed that it is better to keep things simple (language-wise) while passing out information. It makes for easier comprehension and thus, better call to action. Of course, there are exemptions to this (such as when writing professional thesis, technical reports and whatnot).

P.S. My written and spoken English is far from perfect. Na manage I dey.

Find rude army Boyz to help you go retrieve your vehicle. I promise you won't spend more than 20k.

Those Yoruba LASTMA idiots are devils.

That was how l retrieved my car the day they seized it.

and to think of it. all that money is going to tinubu pockets. I just pity logashian tinubu has just succeeded in electing his stooge. expect more exploitation after this current tenure.

ExcelDeBaron:


Becareful of people like this. Am not sayin genuine helpers are not out there but do be aware that there are thousands if not millions without conscience in Nigeria. They thrive from the suffering and pain of others. Always be careful before you give out any sensitive information. These criminals are becoming more and more dangerous. Good afternoon all.

what nonsense I don't blame you

DJperdurabo:


I beg to differ!

It is a poorly composed material ( andm this ain't poetry...in whatever guise you mean it!)

The OPs usage of "high faluting" and misappropriated words in the bid to come out as "educated" ironically denied the write-up the potency he intended passing across (in my opinion). He would have fared better if he narrated his ordeal in '"simple and correct English".

Ever heard the story of the "educated" chap who called the local fire service station for help? Like the OP he was in a fix (the library in his house was on fire) and he dialed the fire station for help.

This is what he said; "Hello, a magnanimous conflagration is devouring my editorial edifice".

Of course, the whole house went up in flames as the operator didn't understand a single thing he said and thought him high on drugs. All he needed to say was " Hello, the library in my house is on fire".

I wish the OP well and hope he get's his vehicle back.

Not necessarily poorly composed in my opinion..
Well, I also was gonna make a side comment on his kind of funny vocabulary which I though wasnt needful to relay his message of ordeal

In any case.. He seems to be getting help already from sympathisers..

9jaRealist:
While I empathize as a fellow human being (honestly)...
Why can't all Nigerians simply obey the law to begin with?!

When your car is impounded in Lagos, then you will no it's not about law but about a group of miscreants who have been given power to indiscriminately extort money from people. How do you tell a man to pay N50,000 for illegal parking? Did he kill someone? When fines are indiscriminately abused as instituted under Fasola as regards traffic law in Lagos, all that is next is that miscreants in uniforms hide under it to heartlessly extort others. One of the cardinal root of justice is that fine and punishment must be commensurate, you don't get that in this case. How can you have some much difference between what FRSC charges and what lagos charges for the same offence? I have been a victim and I know what I am talking about. I am a very law abiding person who knows what is right and what happened to me on the day in question was just someone taking advantage of my no being around to tow my vehicle away to that same Iponri. I ended up paying over N50,000. So before you judge others, ask for the details of their travails...

After I left lastma compound with my car, there were so many cars remaining there which owners cannot afford the various insane fines. On top that there is N500 daily demurrage which at the point of payment, the cashier indiscriminately change to N1000. Mind you, once your car enter that compound, you can't do jack unless you know someone somewhere who can wield power to save you.

GadgetHunter:
0812 992 8550
0812 992 8600

Call that an officer will answer, lay your complain and see your problem solved

I called the number she seems to be a LASTMA officer from how she sounded.
i passed the phone to the officer in charge of my case.
the outcome
1. I have been ticketed she cant do anything about it 50k +10 for towing. alas just discovered the towing fee isnt included in the initial 50k i was billed.
2. I can go to contest the fine in court.

Okoyeebo:
OP, what's the update?

Pls let us know

I want to give you some numbers but can't drop them here. Deputy Gov, Chief of Staff and SSG.

pls help me with the number stephenponti@yahoo.com or 080 3737 7067

madgoat:


Some blockheads are beyond redemption.

LMAO... re you saying GAZZUZZ is beyond repair?

Poster, did you leave the car unattended or you were in the vehicle?

stephenponti:


Good point, but then not having enough bucks to pay even the official fine demoralized my confidence. I just sought out 10k which can barely set off the fine! except by an unusual intervention!

I am in Bayelsa. I have fallen victim to such. Just pay the money officially and take your car. If U make the mistake of giving them side money, they will accuse you of bribing them and increase your money. So use your brain.

Really sorry about that!

INDUSTRIALFAN:
GAZZUZZ hope your blockhead can read here. He needs someone who has the connection not money to help get his car out.

God will continue to punish this country until Nigerians begin to have compassion on their fellow citizens.

suco01:
same thing happened to me at Iyanaoworo. I have a national union man number who helped me without paying a dime but it was that same spot even though they have parked my car in their yard there. his name is Kora 08032345026. Call him I hope he feels to help you.


he is very close to oluomo
speak Yoruba to him and refer him as alaye don't use sir and don't speak english

OP did u call the number.

Go and get army guys to accompany you.

The day I used soldiers to recover my vehicle that was impounded by police in PH, men that day the men in black knew the difference between soldier and civilian.

BdorianGray:


Not necessarily poorly composed in my opinion..
Well, I also was gonna make a side comment on his kind of funny vocabulary which I though wasnt needful to relay his message of ordeal

[/b]In any case.. He seems to be getting help already from sympathisers[b]..

Glad to hear that.

ndidibabe:
This one is just trying to show himself as an English major.

English major ABI na igbo he smoke. See real life agony u de talk rubbish like Patrick obayagbon

DJperdurabo:


I beg to differ!

It is a poorly composed material ( and no, this ain't poetry...in whatever guise you mean it!)

The OPs usage of "high faluting" and misappropriated words in the bid to come out as "educated" ironically denied the write-up the potency he intended passing across (in my opinion). He would have fared better if he narrated his ordeal in '"simple and correct English".

Ever heard the story of the "educated" chap who called the local fire service station for help? Like the OP he was in a fix (the library in his house was on fire) and he dialed the fire station for help.

This is what he said; "Hello, a magnanimous conflagration is devouring my editorial edifice".

Of course, the whole house went up in flames as the operator didn't understand a single thing he said and thought him high on drugs. All he needed to say was " Hello, the library in my house is on fire".

I wish the OP well and hope he get's his vehicle back.

three gboza for you

stephenponti:


I called the number she seems to be a LASTMA officer from how she sounded.
i passed the phone to the officer in charge of my case.
the outcome
1. I have been ticketed she cant do anything about it 50k +10 for towing. alas just discovered the towing fee isnt included in the initial 50k i was billed.
2. I can go to contest the fine in court.

so now the best and only option is to look for money to pay fine

Good evening house ,
Someone needs to end this illegal billing by all this men in uniform ..

Lagos own is too much

Who can seek to help dis young man cos it maybe our turn one day

stephenponti:
pls help me with the number stephenponti@yahoo.com or 080 3737 7067

Sent to your mail

KingMicky3286:


Hello sir, my advice may not be relevant to you. I really pitted you.

If you are not from Lagos state, go back to your state . God will bless you beyond your heart desires. Find something that 500 naira can start. Start it, you will become a king in less than a year.

Go for thanksgiving later .

see them. destiny destroyers. he should go to his village and start a business with 500 naira, 500 naira oo hmmm. i think u are just testing ur prophetic/pastoral abilities on the poor guy

comshots:

If you are a Yorubaman the price will be reduced drastically or you will retrieve your car at no cost.
Even KAI brigade are going after Ibo and Hausa traders while Yoruba are let off the hook.
Tinubu has vowed to sanction non Yoruba who didn't vote for APC.

This is wrong information, stop misleading the public OK