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TheFacelessMan:
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Some years back, i was still married to 6 wives being an Ogboni Chief.

Tired of being described with "MILLIMETRES", i decided to take a concoction.


The Jujuman's prescription leaflet read "1/2 a teaspon"..... I was anxious to satisfy my ladies so i took FOUR spoons.

I felt a pull in my trousers and "FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" my trouser button popped!


The last time that happened, i was watching a p0rno. Lord Jesus! What the fvck was happening?


My zip tore and something, long, hard and black sprang out like a cobra.

https://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Spitting-Mad-Cobra.gif

That "something" reached to my knee-caps





One by one, all 6 wives left before the year ran out.


To be continued.....










PS - WTF!!!! Why is my DMs suddenly flooded with females?

In ibo land we call it AMU DIKE. (MAGNANIMOUS DIC K)

obembet:
No woman like small joystick na. Why not check before marry am. I learn my lesson

. which lesson

condemn:
Buy the length master device to elongate your penis. I'm forever grateful to Michael Salvini for introducing me to natural penis enlargement.

Abeg how can I get it

obembet:
No woman like small joystick na. Why not check before marry am. I learn my lesson

If you are okay with 8inches. Dm

obembet:
No woman like small joystick na. Why not check before marry am. I learn my lesson

Hmmm, Obembet my friend...

Increase it then. You should save your home. There are natural remedies to that. Save your home before its too late.


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obembet:
No woman like small joystick na. Why not check before marry am. I learn my lesson

Nothing is wrong with small dick, after all the small dick produced 5kids.

When a woman is no longer interested, she can use anything as an excuse

Just realizing this after 19 years of marriage?There are more to this

obembet:
No woman like small joystick na. Why not check before marry am. I learn my lesson

That is preposterous,When you go against the ordinance of God,that is what you get, that is why I prefer virgins,even one of your fingers will be felt,even one bite for attempting 2 fingers on her, God is never stupid.

visijo:
2 months pregnant then you hear someone saying''Switch off the TV it's smelling'..My brother some women are dramatic..

So dramatic and annoying...

O boy
U get long thing,Dem go complain
U get small thing,Dem go complain

To get long thing as man,u go dey feel on top world,but Dem go dey run for you,so u no go get shame sleep with girls
To get small thing,u sef go dey fear call girl as Dem go dey shame you say u get small thing

My brother,which way??

Redeakaa:
Pls can someone summarise it for me.....I really didn't see myself reading such long story.....Honestly

You surely will be missing a lot in life

Ekunsgreat:
how much and what’s the name

Go and register as a member on www.mattersofsize.com/forum

It's one of the top joystick enlargement forums in the world. When you register, take your time to observe the forum and read. Your mind will be blown away. Na oyibo people full the site oh but they made me a moderator there back in 2015.

Michael Salvini aka DLD is the owner of the forum.

Do you say a pastor seeking for divorce? That man surely did not understand the Bible.

obembet:
No woman like small joystick na. Why not check before marry am. I learn my lesson

hanti big dicck,I hail thee

shame on you pastor. And nah dix kind pastor go dey call on TV radio people should come and receive miracle in his church. Now it's common odinary (oko) he can raise up.


Oga ooo

Slurity:
You surely will be missing a lot in life

Hell nah......trust me when I say YOU ARE HEAVILY WRONG

trapQ:
Whenever you come across such long epistles, just looking for the quotes and read them because everything else is jargons which try to explain whatever is contained in the quote. Makes it easier every time.

Glad to know that its not only me

Follygunners:
Major problem of the black man.

Am chocolate colour

sotall:
Not again


Sex is not about joystick size, it's about how the owner uses it

This is very deep.

BUSHHUNTER:
Single shame u no get! ur hoe denied u of sex cos of ur small D and u fit tell d world?




u no fit use pestle.

Na because of people like u wey still make me dey nairaland

The woman maybe has started seeing other men...Women of this hellish no longer fear God.

I hate body shamers eh.This contributes to suicidal thoughts in people.How did we get to here.Africans were not like this before.How did we start getting it wrong?

it's not a joystick den

it's probably not a joystick

Eyaa..
Maybe money isn't coming in like it used it

If you marry another wife same thing might stilI occur. I think the pastor should try kigelia African a(pandoro) with gin, it can help in the enlargement of his joystick. Or is there any help for the pastor from nairalanders

[quote author=2mercy post=78559284]My wife denies me sex over my micro pen-is – Pastor tells court




https://thenationonlineng.net/my-wife-denies-me-sex-over-my-micro-penis-pastor-tells-court/


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Small joystick, still 5 children. Wonders never end

sotall:
Not again


Sex is not about joystick size, it's about how the owner uses it

keep deceiving yaself, she na all these ashana wey full street nowadays you go dey show small micro pinis? You don get zero

Jaynom:
Buy a DÍLDO! Plus he should carry out a DNA TEST. Those children may not be his! Women? FEAR THEM!!

GBAM!! (Sadly!!)