obembet:
No woman like small joystick na. Why not check before marry am. I learn my lesson

Depends on how you use it.

Lovelyn451:
Some men ND women sef.. which one be small penis again, shebi it can produce children ni...haba
Wetin u wan use am do again

Wooos wobi lovelyn...na only children diick was made for? Ur satisfaction nko?

sometimes it is not the man's dick that is small but it is the lady's core that has become too wide.

If any lady tells you that your dick is too small please tell her to go find her size and you go find yours too..All dick get size wey go fit am.

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obembet:
No woman like small joystick na. Why not check before marry am. I learn my lesson

u go don fvck all the sizes by now lol

The woman complained about something different womanizing drunkenness lack of care, but this man said it's all because of his small d*ck he knows he problem

Lovelyn451:
Some men ND women sef.. which one be small penis again, shebi it can produce children ni...haba
Wetin u wan use am do again

Lol maybe for internal environmental abeg a no fit laf oo, d story self funny me die.

Redeakaa:
Pls can someone summarise it for me.....I really didn't see myself reading such long story.....Honestly

Major problem of the black man.

Hire a horse brother

That's what happens when you allowed ur woman to control the house.

obembet:
No woman like small joystick na. Why not check before marry am. I learn my lesson

Slay queens dem.

obembet:
No woman like small joystick na. Why not check before marry am. I learn my lesson

the easy way or the hard way

Wow. When I hear stories like this, the first thing that comes to my mind is, "how did you guys get here"?

Lovelyn451:
Some men ND women sef.. which one be small penis again, shebi it can produce children ni...haba
Wetin u wan use am do again

they want to use it to play

obembet:
No woman like small joystick na. Why not check before marry am. I learn my lesson

Anu ofia.. If only you didn't over used your nut your ex oga bolt would have tighten it making it enjoyable.. Stay there and be counting stars learning your lesson when he is busy enjoying himself to the one that fits.. I just puke at the sight of some Nigeria women.. Spit on you!

Oh

condemn:
Buy the length master device to elongate your penis. I'm forever grateful to Michael Salvini for introducing me to natural penis enlargement.

how much and what’s the name

Jaynom:
Buy a DÍLDO! Plus he should carry out a DNA TEST. Those children may not be his! Women? FEAR THEM!!

whats Love Machine

If his story is true. Did he borrow bigger dick to got her pregnant for the five children. Just know that something has gone the other way with other men at the other end

Hmm... This life sha

Leading the way mate.

obembet:
No woman like small joystick na. Why not check before marry am. I learn my lesson

your signature read don't give up.... But you gave up on small dck

Whenever you come across such long epistles, just look for the quotes and read them because everything else is jargons which try to explain whatever is contained in the quote. Makes it easier every time.

Redeakaa:
Pls can someone summarise it for me.....I really didn't see myself reading such long story.....Honestly

Poor dude! He might just be raising someone else's kids. He should go for paternity tests.

TheFacelessMan:
...

Some years back, i was still married to 6 wives being an Ogboni Chief.

Tired of being described with "MILLIMETRES", i decided to take a concoction.


The Jujuman's prescription leaflet read "1/2 a teaspon"..... I was anxious to satisfy my ladies so i took FOUR spoons.

I felt a pull in my trousers and "FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" my trouser button popped!


The last time that happened, i was watching a p0rno. Lord Jesus! What the fvck was happening?


My zip tore and something, long, hard and black sprang out like a cobra.



That "something" reached to my knee-caps





One by one, all 6 wives left before the year ran out.


To be continued.....










PS - WTF!!!! Why is my DMs suddenly flooded with females?

You again this boy, where were you all through the naira Marley thread. N

Never you avoid the thread again or else....

Fash20:


This one don sample different size. Ogbolobgo

hahahahah them go collect dick tire till them ssee their size lmao

Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaa funjosh sorry o

obembet:
No woman like small joystick na. Why not check before marry am. I learn my lesson

borehole spotted

Churches are overrated