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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 7:06pm On May 28, 2019
nwanneni:
you never still tell me whether you don chop all those NAU girls with the infiniti.
Na there my interest dey wink
And I hear say babes weh dey Awka na die bros!say dem sweet like today mango grin
I'm a virgin. I have no idea how "sex" is perpetuated.




















grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 7:13pm On May 28, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
You have a DE. Great engine. Treat her well. wink
Thanks
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by CityNGR: 11:02pm On May 28, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
I'm a virgin. I have no idea how "sex" is perpetuated.




















grin
This my picture says it all

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 11:15pm On May 28, 2019
Old picture. You will take that down with immediate effect or I will take this to be a doxxing attempt and respond accordingly.

You have been warned.

Cc: Lalasticlala, Marpol
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 11:16pm On May 28, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
Old picture. You will take that down with immediate effect or I will take this to be a doxxing attempt and respond accordingly.

You have been warned.

Cc: Lalasticlala, Marpol
grin grin grin
Finally,a face to the moniker cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 11:17pm On May 28, 2019
nwanneni:
grin grin grin
Finally,a face to the moniker cheesy
That picture is like four years old, tbh. Not much you can get from it.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 11:18pm On May 28, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
That picture is like six years old, tbh. Not much you can get from it.
your skull change shape cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 11:21pm On May 28, 2019
nwanneni:
your skull change shape cheesy
Nah, I mostly still look like that. Just say boys don freshen up. wink
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 11:23pm On May 28, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
Nah, I mostly still look like that. Just say boys don freshen up. wink
I grab.
More money,more pussy bro.salud
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 11:24pm On May 28, 2019
nwanneni:
I grab.
More money,more pussy bro.salud
You bam. wink
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by IkpuMmadu: 7:13am On May 29, 2019
Eddee:
So, Benz na cheap luxury for poor rich people, take cover, they are coming for you grin grin grin
English is funny and Nigerians are yet to get a grip of it .... This is the first time I am hearing somebody use the term "cheap luxury" Nawa for education shaaaa

I hate doing this ...but let me go back to use of English (Eng 101). There is nothing like cheap luxury please ! Don't think you can wake up and string sentences anyhow

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 7:18am On May 29, 2019
IkpuMmadu:
English is funny and Nigerians are yet to get a grip of it .... This is the first time I am hearing somebody use the term "cheap luxury" Nawa for education shaaaa

I hate doing this ...but let me go back to use of English (Eng 101). There is nothing like cheap luxury please ! Don't think you can wake up and string sentences anyhow
Nwa teacher have you ever heard of Pidgin English?

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Chelseafan1: 7:43am On May 29, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
Old picture. You will take that down with immediate effect or I will take this to be a doxxing attempt and respond accordingly.

You have been warned.

Cc: Lalasticlala, Marpol
Everyone has a throwback, u didn't look bad na grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 7:43am On May 29, 2019
IkpuMmadu:
English is funny and Nigerians are yet to get a grip of it .... This is the first time I am hearing somebody use the term "cheap luxury" Nawa for education shaaaa

I hate doing this ...but let me go back to use of English (Eng 101). There is nothing like cheap luxury please ! Don't think you can wake up and string sentences anyhow
Eh.

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Chelseafan1: 7:44am On May 29, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
That picture is like four years old, tbh. Not much you can get from it.
Fresh boy. grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 8:08am On May 29, 2019
Chelseafan1:
Everyone has a throwback, u didn't look bad na grin
That's not the point. It's the sentiment behind the post I don't appreciate.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Chelseafan1: 8:10am On May 29, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
That's not the point. It's the sentiment behind the post I don't appreciate.
Lol, no mind CityNGR grin grin grin

I feel like posting one of my throwbacks but ds page myt crash grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by CityNGR: 8:15am On May 29, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
Old picture. You will take that down with immediate effect or I will take this to be a doxxing attempt and respond accordingly.

You have been warned.

Cc: Lalasticlala, Marpol

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 8:16am On May 29, 2019
Chelseafan1:
Lol, no mind CityNGR grin grin grin

I feel like posting one of my throwbacks but ds page myt crash grin
grin grin grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 8:17am On May 29, 2019
[quote author=CityNGR post=78816771][/quote]No idea who that is but keep breaking Nairaland rules.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by IkpuMmadu:
HeavenlyBang:
Eh.
Bro that's not oxymoron...I did literature bro...what you wrote was a travesty

But be it as it may be ..let it slide ! Some of us went to school we never "sorted"

But let's keep it Benz here

Thank you
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by freezy4me: 9:29am On May 29, 2019
CityNGR:
This my picture says it all
Cyber bully
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 9:48am On May 29, 2019
IkpuMmadu:
Bro that's us not oxymoron...I did literature bro...what you wrote was a travesty

But be it as it may be ..let it slide ! Some of us went to school we never "sorted"

But let's keep it Benz here

Thank you
That is the very definition of an oxymoron. You disagreeing doesn't change the fact.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 10:08am On May 29, 2019
IkpuMmadu:
Bro that's us not oxymoron...I did literature bro...what you wrote was a travesty

But be it as it may be ..let it slide ! Some of us went to school we never "sorted"

But let's keep it Benz here

Thank you
Now, normally I'd ignore but let me indulge your ignorance a bit, I am a chartered accountant (you can't sort that). What do you have again apart from a common B.sc?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by CityNGR: 10:17am On May 29, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
No idea who that is but keep breaking Nairaland rules.
By posting my own pictures?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by IkpuMmadu: 11:16am On May 29, 2019
Eddee:
Now, normally I'd ignore but let me indulge your ignorance a bit, I am a chartered accountant (you can't sort that). What do you have again apart from a common B.sc?
I don't even have a B.sc....but the last time I checked I don't wait for the end of the month for salary...I pay salaries ...so your paper qualifications where has it taken you to ?

Okay ...yes sir , yes boss and reading memos


You used wrong words instead of you to take a simple correction you keep saying accountant

What kind of paper qualifications do they give or dish out to you guys !

How can a graduate use "cheap luxury" if you are my staff...I would just fire you ! Well, I can't hire your type ! Very incorrigible


The dude said chartered accountant...all these boys ! They just come online and brag like ...what the fụck is that chartered accountant thing when men are running start-ups to hire you as auditor...that is if I even need your damn services when I have more efficient cloud based accounting software ! What the hell? Dude go and tell some secondary school leavers that you are some lousy chartered accountant !

A word of advice! Go and find another job! People aren't even hiring accountants again not to talk of chartered...we have tons of simple Automation accounting software that are doing great jobs ..it's called the 4th industrial revolution! This dude is still living the world of paper certificate! LoL we are in the world of skill and capacity ! Accounting softwares are taking your job . Take this advise from me


LoL... chartered accountant...oh I am scared! No! I am impressed! Hell No, I am just disgusted with this bragging...who really cares ?

Tufiakwa

I don't even have a WAEC certificate you know oga accountant

LoL

Clowns everywhere
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 11:22am On May 29, 2019
IkpuMmadu:
I don't even have a B.sc....but the last time I checked I don't wait for the end of the month for salary...I pay salaries ...so your paper qualifications where has it taken you to ?

Okay ...yes sir , yes boss and reading memos


You used wrong words instead of you to take a simple correction you keep saying accountant

What kind of paper qualifications do they give or dish out to you guys !

How can a graduate use "cheap luxury" if you are my staff...I would just fire you ! Well, I can't hire your type ! Very incorrigible

Tufiakwa
Entrepreneur, How much can you pay a person currently on a G5 salary scale? I'm curious - I just might want to work for you
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 11:26am On May 29, 2019
Eddee:
Entrepreneur, How much can you pay a person currently on a G5 salary scale? I'm curious - I just might want to work for you
Don't encourage him with a response. He's wrong. Anyone who knows a single thing about the English language knows he is.

He says he pays salaries. Good for him. Maybe he has a photocopying business center and pays two girls 10k a month. Everybody na big man for Nairaland. cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by IkpuMmadu: 11:26am On May 29, 2019
Eddee:
Entrepreneur, How much can you pay a person currently on a G5 salary scale? I'm curious - I just might want to work for you
I would not tell you but go and receive salary and please your boss and fret over loosing jobs!

We have passed that miserable stage in life ...we are building on capacity to hire you !

Oh ! Have you received your salary lately! What am I even having a conversation with this salary earner... Bragging of working in a firm his fellow man , a man like him opened and built !

I am not a big man but I am very okay with my life ! We don't sit back and wait for end of the only or lament over late payment of salary ! Oga accountant....lol

Don't worry automation and cloud based accounting software is here , you would be a dinosaur soon...trust me ! Who would hire you when I can deploy software ! He is even bragging about salary! No shame my ICAN

Folks are funny ....mind you I am not a big man ! But I run my own simple show ! With this attitude of yours ...it's terrible

Oga accountant oh ICAN!

BYE SON


Run along son

I am done with you .....you don't come and make noise online
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 11:30am On May 29, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
Don't encourage him with a response. He's wrong. Anyone who knows a single thing about the English language knows he is.

He says he pays salaries. Good for him. Maybe he has a photocopying business center and pays two girls 10k a month. Everybody na big man for Nairaland. cheesy
My brother you're right. Let him have his moment of supposed fame, I just pray he doesn't bask in that euphoria of ignorance.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 11:30am On May 29, 2019
IkpuMmadu:
I don't even have a B.sc....but the last time I checked I don't wait for the end of the month for salary...I pay salaries ...so your paper qualifications where has it taken you to ?

Okay ...yes sir , yes boss and reading memos


You used wrong words instead of you to take a simple correction you keep saying accountant

What kind of paper qualifications do they give or dish out to you guys !

How can a graduate use "cheap luxury" if you are my staff...I would just fire you ! Well, I can't hire your type ! Very incorrigible


The dude said chartered accountant...all these boys ! They just come online and brag like ...what the fụck is that chartered accountant thing when men are running start-ups to hire you as auditor...that is if I even need your damn services when I have more efficient cloud based accounting software ! What the hell? Dude go and tell some secondary school leavers that you are some lousy chartered accountant !

A word of advice! Go and find another job! People aren't even hiring accountants again not to talk of chartered...we have tons of simple Automation accounting software that are doing great jobs ..it's called the 4th industrial revolution! This dude is still living the world of paper certificate! LoL we are in the world of skill and capacity ! Accounting softwares are taking your job . Take this advise from me


LoL... chartered accountant...oh I am scared! No! I am impressed! Hell No, I am just disgusted with this bragging...who really cares ?

Tufiakwa

I don't even have a WAEC certificate you know oga accountant

LoL

Clowns everywhere
You're not very smart. The words "Cheap" and "Luxury" are not in any way mutually exclusive. "Cheap" is, by definition, a relative term and cannot be used without context.

And even if the two words were mutually exclusive, oxymorons do exist.

You studied literature in school? Good for you. It's just a shame you didn't learn anything. I guess that's why you don't have a WAEC certificate.

Don't come online to display your gross ignorance. You're doing yourself a massive disservice; keep it to yourself.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by IkpuMmadu: 11:33am On May 29, 2019
Eddee:
My brother you're right. Let him have his moment of supposed fame, I just pray he doesn't bask in that euphoria of ignorance.
Well, let's leave it like this...the clown said I have only a degree ! These dudes are funny

I don't even have a degree , I don't even have a school cert ! But stop living in a fools Paradise and thinking you work and earn salary you have arrived ...that's the biggest travesty

Oh I have a photocopy centre! That's amazing but it is maintaining my Benz and other cars and still pay salary ...oh we thank Lord for his little mercies

Now run along and receive salary ! We don pass that level...if you get guts go open a firm ! You think say na for small boys like you.




Me and you na mates ...taaaa get the hell out


Graduate saying cheap luxury " u no dey shame seff
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