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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by IkpuMmadu: 11:35am On May 29, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
You're not very smart. The words "Cheap" and "Luxury" are not in any way mutually exclusive. "Cheap" is, by definition, a relative term and cannot be used without context.

And even if the two words were mutually exclusive, oxymorons do exist.

You studied literature in school? Good for you. It's just a shame you didn't learn anything. I guess that's why you don't have a WAEC certificate.

Don't come online to display your gross ignorance. You're doing yourself a massive disservice; keep it to yourself.
I didn't study literature...you see how daft you are ! I said I don't even have a WAEC CERTIFICATE...why am I having this conversation with salary earner?

Bye
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 11:36am On May 29, 2019
I like how he says salary like the term is an indication of anything, lmao. What a nonce.

There are people who receive millions of dollars as yearly salary. I know young men in Nigeria who receive salaries of millions of naira monthly.

The fact that you're an entrepreneur means nothing. No dey show yourself, show your bank account.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by IkpuMmadu: 11:38am On May 29, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
You're not very smart. The words "Cheap" and "Luxury" are not in any way mutually exclusive. "Cheap" is, by definition, a relative term and cannot be used without context.

And even if the two words were mutually exclusive, oxymorons do exist.

You studied literature in school? Good for you. It's just a shame you didn't learn anything. I guess that's why you don't have a WAEC certificate.

Don't come online to display your gross ignorance. You're doing yourself a massive disservice; keep it to yourself.
Bounce
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 11:39am On May 29, 2019
IkpuMmadu:
I would not tell you but go and receive salary and please your boss and fret over loosing jobs!

We have passed that miserable stage in life ...we are building on capacity to hire you !

Oh ! Have you received your salary lately! What am I even having a conversation with this salary earner... Bragging of working in a firm his fellow man , a man like him opened and built !

I am not a big man but I am very okay with my life ! We don't sit back and wait for end of the only or lament over late payment of salary ! Oga accountant....lol

Don't worry automation and cloud based accounting software is here , you would be a dinosaur soon...trust me ! Who would hire you when I can deploy software ! He is even bragging about salary! No shame my ICAN

Folks are funny ....mind you I am not a big man ! But I run my own simple show ! With this attitude of yours ...it's terrible

Oga accountant oh ICAN!

BYE SON


Run along son

I am done with you .....you don't come and make noise online
I know him personally and i think you shouldn't go there bro.He is my friend and I know he is not a braggart nor loud.
Dude works for a multinational,get that into your head.
And if to say na me you beef like this,we for litter this place with pictures to see who pass who.
Be careful!
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 11:39am On May 29, 2019
IkpuMmadu:
I didn't study literature...you see how daft you are ! I said I don't even have a WAEC CERTIFICATE...why am I having this conversation with salary earner?

Bye
Huh.

IkpuMmadu:
Bro that's us not oxymoron...I did literature bro...what you wrote was a travesty
Did someone else type this for you? Perhaps, one of your sales girls?


Oh, and I'm not salaried. Speak of things you know.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 11:40am On May 29, 2019
Ignorance truly is a disease.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by IkpuMmadu:
nwanneni:
I know him personally and i think you shouldn't go there bro.He is my friend and I know he is not a braggart nor loud.
Dude works for a multinational,get that into your head.
And if to say na me you beef like this,we for litter this place with pictures to see who pass who.
Be careful!
Who really gives a damn! Working in a multinational and then ...he is still a salary man ! He been started saying that he is charted blabla and apart from BSC what do I have ...I even told the clown I don't even have a BSC!

Dude is person...trust me...he just brags ! An accountant for that matter !

Chai ...well it's okay !

I can not even brag! I don't even have a WAEC period !


Tufiakwa...it's simple conversation...he started bragging ! Saying his accountant that is charted and telling us his grade like say I even care! I don't earn salary! I stopped earning salary years ago and I thank God for that !

But why should I brag over that...I don't even have a degree, no WAEC, no school cert even

What a travesty! Such an annoying personality...I hate this that brags...even all this comments e was talking down on the thread!

I can't brag! I don't even need to because I am not feeding him and he isn't feeling me...so why bring the accountant stuff and multinational and salary grade and cheap luxury issue .. dude begin to say he na this and that...is he Arthur Eze, Ibeto, Otedola or Dangote!

Why must people just brag ?


I won't talk about this again...let me just money on! I have seen very rich people that worth millions and they are simple about it. They don't go bragging about it ....but let us let it be

Me I be nobody period! Let us discuss our Benz issues that is why we are here .

Make I just move on
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 11:43am On May 29, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
I like how he says salary like the term is an indication of anything, lmao. What a nonce.

There are people who receive millions of dollars as yearly salary. I know young men in Nigeria who receive salaries of millions of naira monthly.

The fact that you're an entrepreneur means nothing. No dey show yourself, show your bank account.

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by CityNGR: 11:53am On May 29, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
Don't encourage him with a response. He's wrong. Anyone who knows a single thing about the English language knows he is.

He says he pays salaries. Good for him. Maybe he has a photocopying business center and pays two girls 10k a month. Everybody na big man for Nairaland. cheesy
Cyber bully
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by asamwababy: 12:01pm On May 29, 2019
CityNGR:
PM me after my W212 arrives.
Nice one.

At least you get to leave the Europe boys with their 12 to 15year old ijapa.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Chelseafan1: 12:26pm On May 29, 2019
IkpuMmadu:
Bro that's not oxymoron...I did literature bro...what you wrote was a travesty

But be it as it may be ..let it slide ! Some of us went to school we never "sorted"

But let's keep it Benz here

Thank you
How is it not Oxymoron?

Luxury is simple terms means expensive taste.

How is cheap not the opposite?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by IkpuMmadu: 12:33pm On May 29, 2019
Chelseafan1:
How is it not Oxymoron?

Luxury is simple terms means expensive taste.

How is cheap not the opposite?
Bros...I am done with that conversation Bros ! This is a Benz thread

Thank you for the anticipated cooperation
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 12:33pm On May 29, 2019
IkpuMmadu:
Who really gives a damn! Working in a multinational and then ...he is still a salary man ! He been started saying that he is charted blabla and apart from BSC what do I have ...I even told the clown I don't even have a BSC!

Dude is person...trust me...he just brags ! An accountant for that matter !

Chai ...well it's okay !

I can not even brag! I don't even have a WAEC period !


Tufiakwa...it's simple conversation...he started bragging ! Saying his accountant that is charted and telling us his grade like say I even care! I don't earn salary! I stopped earning salary years ago and I thank God for that !

But why should I brag over that...I don't even have a degree, no WAEC, no school cert even

What a travesty! Such an annoying personality...I hate this that brags...even all this comments e was talking down on the thread!

I can't brag! I don't even need to because I am not feeding him and he isn't feeling me...so why bring the accountant stuff and multinational and salary grade and cheap luxury issue .. dude begin to say he na this and that...is he Arthur Eze, Ibeto, Otedola or Dangote!

Why must people just brag ?


I won't talk about this again...let me just money on! I have seen very rich people that worth millions and they are simple about it. They don't go bragging about it ....but let us let it be

Me I be nobody period! Let us discuss our Benz issues that is why we are here .

Make I just move on
bros,even if you want brag,I know say my gee go roast you back to back!
No be you begin shout say you pay salaries here?
E don reach for money you don dey run ABI?
You have seen some rich people and they don't brag bla bla bla.... grin
Are you serious?say they brag in a way you don't understand!

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Chelseafan1: 12:38pm On May 29, 2019
Lol, Eddee, u really buy market today o.

But na small thing. This is the internet.

Expect any attack from just anyone.

Na ur reward say u nd Kingreign laugh me yesterday be ds grin grin grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Chelseafan1: 12:41pm On May 29, 2019
nwanneni:
bros,even if you want brag,I know say my gee go roast you back to back!
No be you begin shout say you pay salaries here?
E don reach for money you don dey run ABI?
You have seen some rich people and they don't brag bla bla bla.... grin
Are you serious?say they brag in a way you don't understand!
Nwanneni, leave that cretin

Too many mumbo jumbo in his post just to save face.

Na hin first attack Eddee o, thinking he doesn't own a Benz.

Then he went on shouting 'salary' salary like say people no dey make enuf money as salary earners.

This nairaland ehn, I taya for some people.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by kingreign(m): 12:43pm On May 29, 2019
Chelseafan1:
Lol, Eddee, u really buy market today o.

But na small thing. This is the internet.

Expect any attack from just anyone.

Na ur reward say u nd Kingreign laugh me yesterday be ds grin grin grin
You want start? Hope you never forget say we don do meeting ontop your Golf 4 matter say we go dey donate 20k every month till e reach 500k then we go burn the motor? If you do and we vex, we go drop the amount to 3k monthly till e complete 500k o.

How your ends dey bro?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by IkpuMmadu: 12:43pm On May 29, 2019
nwanneni:
bros,even if you want brag,I know say my gee go roast you back to back!
No be you begin shout say you pay salaries here?
E don reach for money you don dey run ABI?
You have seen some rich people and they don't brag bla bla bla.... grin
Are you serious?say they brag in a way you don't understand!
I am done with this conversation. Have a good day

He can go to sambisa and do the roasting ..we got folks that would want to be roasted with napalm. That's a recommendation

As of this .....I am done and I hope we have that understanding.

Thanks
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 12:45pm On May 29, 2019
Chelseafan1:
Nwanneni, leave that cretin

Too many mumbo jumbo in his post just to save face.

Na hin first attack Eddee o, thinking he doesn't own a Benz.

Then he went on shouting 'salary' salary like say people no dey make enuf money as salary earners.

This nairaland ehn, I taya for some people.
no mind am.na so them be
Salary this,salary that...enter his account now you fit vomit.
Trust your Benz is cool.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Chelseafan1: 12:45pm On May 29, 2019
kingreign:
You want start? Hope you never forget say we don do meeting ontop your Golf 4 matter say we go dey donate 20k every month till e reach 500k then we go burn the motor? If you do and we vex, we go drop the amount to 3k monthly till e complete 500k o.

How your ends dey bro?
Una wan do me as una do dt Golf 4 guy wey engine burn. God pass una grin grin

Fine jare. Ds holiday plus the rain dey sweet belle.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Chelseafan1: 12:46pm On May 29, 2019
nwanneni:
no mind am.na so them be
Salary this,salary that...enter his account now you fit vomit.
Trust your Benz is cool.
Na everyday d car dey sweet my belle, no stories yet....i changed my ceiling to leather material last week tho.... grin grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 12:47pm On May 29, 2019
IkpuMmadu:
I am done with this conversation. Have a good day

He can go to sambisa and do the roasting ..we got folks that would want to be roasted with napalm. That's a recommendation

As of this .....I am done and I hope we have that understanding.

Thanks
Hussain bolt... cheesy cheesy

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 12:48pm On May 29, 2019
Chelseafan1:
Na everyday d car dey sweet my belle, no stories yet....i changed my ceiling to leather material last week tho.... grin grin
oh wow!just like I did mine 2 years ago.
E Sweet die bro
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Chelseafan1: 12:49pm On May 29, 2019
IkpuMmadu:
I am done with this conversation. Have a good day

He can go to sambisa and do the roasting ..we got folks that would want to be roasted with napalm. That's a recommendation

As of this .....I am done and I hope we have that understanding.

Thanks
Have you now shamefully agreed that 'cheap luxury' is an oxymoron?

I know say shame don catch u, u kon dey do strong head like vespar, dey take style run....apologise to the guys you offended and let sleeping dogs lie grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Chelseafan1: 12:51pm On May 29, 2019
nwanneni:
oh wow!just like I did mine 2 years ago.
E Sweet die bro
Yes o, anybody wey wan buy C230k gast get am for mind say sooner or later, hin go gast change the roof.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Chelseafan1: 12:52pm On May 29, 2019
nwanneni:
Hussain bolt... cheesy cheesy
Baba wan take style run. grin grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 12:58pm On May 29, 2019
Chelseafan1:
Yes o, anybody wey wan buy C230k gast get am for mind say sooner or later, hin go gast change the roof.
I think say e happen to only me though.
This our motor the interior sabi fall apart ehn.
Person gats pet am like chick weh dey work for marketing for bank cheesy
Otherwise big prick niggas with little change go collapse her akpa amu for you grin grin
No mind me jarey grin na say den don too chop my bank chicks them for me. grin

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 1:06pm On May 29, 2019
kingreign:
You want start? Hope you never forget say we don do meeting ontop your Golf 4 matter say we go dey donate 20k every month till e reach 500k then we go burn the motor? If you do and we vex, we go drop the amount to 3k monthly till e complete 500k o.

How your ends dey bro?
Oga Chelseafan1 - that our golf must sell, i know say na ur daily driver but buyer must come. grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 1:08pm On May 29, 2019
nwanneni:
I know him personally and i think you shouldn't go there bro.He is my friend and I know he is not a braggart nor loud.
Dude works for a multinational,get that into your head.
And if to say na me you beef like this,we for litter this place with pictures to see who pass who.
Be careful!
Free the guyman, all of us get money for here. How Douala?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by kingreign(m): 1:13pm On May 29, 2019
Chelseafan1:
Una wan do me as una do dt Golf 4 guy wey engine burn. God pass una grin grin

Fine jare. Ds holiday plus the rain dey sweet belle.
Bro we no get hands for dancoks issues o grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by kingreign(m): 1:14pm On May 29, 2019
Chelseafan1:
Yes o, anybody wey wan buy C230k gast get am for mind say sooner or later, hin go gast change the roof.
Never changed the roof of mine.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by kingreign(m): 1:15pm On May 29, 2019
Eddee:
Free the guyman, all of us get money for here. How Douala?
Baba, our guy dey Douala like this?
@nwanneni, how that side na?
You cross border you no Holla us.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 1:22pm On May 29, 2019
kingreign:
Baba, our guy dey Douala like this?
@nwanneni, how that side na?
You cross border you no Holla us.
Border crossing no hard this side, you fit do your inter country business without harassment from customs, immigration, army and even police provided you show love the 'right' way
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