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John Cine Wilcox Retrieves His Joystick From A Bandit In Lagos - Crime (4) - Nairaland

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Re: John Cine Wilcox Retrieves His Joystick From A Bandit In Lagos by EmekaBlue(m): 10:49am On Jun 09, 2019
lie...lets see pishure without his preek
Re: John Cine Wilcox Retrieves His Joystick From A Bandit In Lagos by Chijohn42k(m):
PrecisionFx:
lies
True. That handle @segalink does not support such. search his handle on twitter.He has helped so many Nigerians that were duped by pc/srs to recover their money.
Re: John Cine Wilcox Retrieves His Joystick From A Bandit In Lagos by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jun 09, 2019
Chijohn42k:
True. That handle @segalink does not support such. search his handle on twitter.He has helped so many Nigerians that were duped by police(Sars) to recover their money.
We are talking about Joystick, Prick, Cock, Dick, Not Money.
Re: John Cine Wilcox Retrieves His Joystick From A Bandit In Lagos by chibaby1985(f): 5:58pm On Jun 09, 2019
Re: John Cine Wilcox Retrieves His Joystick From A Bandit In Lagos by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jun 09, 2019
So now Fulani herdsmen are kidnapping preek.
They must be stopped.
Re: John Cine Wilcox Retrieves His Joystick From A Bandit In Lagos by theDEVILisHERE: 11:38pm On Jun 09, 2019
omohayek:
As many others have already noted, this story is obvious nonsense, as the accusation is simply physically impossible. How does one "steal" a vital bodily part without the victim bleeding profusely from the very moment of said theft? If anything, the resulting massive blood loss would prevent the accuser from doing anything other than quickly dying in a puddle of his own blood, ruling out any question of pursuing the "joystick" thieves. What next for Nairaland, front page attention for tall tales of witches flying around on broomsticks?

There are only two realistic explanations for why these absurd "stolen joystick" tales continue to come up, namely:

(1) The obvious motivation for scam artists to try to leverage popular superstition for purposes of blackmail, or

(2) Men (and they are almost always men) with pre-existing psychological issues around their "manhood" or perceived lack thereof, who then try to shift the blame for said shortcomings onto strangers.

While the second group are obviously in need of professional psychiatric help, the first bunch are indeed criminals, and the only correct response to these ridiculous stories is to try to sort out which group those who make such accusations belong to, without humoring their nonsensical claims in either case.
U are ignorant
Else you'll know that natural (Spiritual) science is not the same as your junk Artificial (Modern/western) Science

We are slowly returning to natural world so your gonna hear and eventually see more spooky stuff that your nonsense Artificial junk science cannot explain
Re: John Cine Wilcox Retrieves His Joystick From A Bandit In Lagos by omohayek: 7:18am On Jun 10, 2019
theDEVILisHERE:
U are ignorant
Else you'll know that natural (Spiritual) science is not the same as your junk Artificial (Modern/western) Science

We are slowly returning to natural world so your gonna hear and eventually see more spooky stuff that your nonsense Artificial junk science cannot explain
Why don’t you stop using the technological products of that “junk science” to post on here, and communicate your thoughts to the world through your superior “spiritual” science instead? You are either mentally ill, or so intellectually limited as to be a danger to yourself and others.
Re: John Cine Wilcox Retrieves His Joystick From A Bandit In Lagos by theDEVILisHERE: 7:46am On Jun 10, 2019
omohayek:
Why don’t you stop using the technological products of that “junk science” to post on here, and communicate your thoughts to the world through your superior “spiritual” science instead? You are either mentally ill, or so intellectually limited as to be a danger to yourself and others.
This is the period for Artificial world which we the Gods (black people) created Mankind (non blacks) to engineer
All the Gods (black people) must participate in this experience

We placed ourself in a self induced comma for this hence most black people can't remember and most like yourself ignorant

Mystery schools aka secret societies aka occult is where a small fraction of natural science was kept and restrictions placed till the end of this period

This period is winding down to its end and every component of it (including Mankind aka non blacks) gradually being phased out (extinction)
The natural world, the kingdom of the Gods is returning back

..go and get enlightened
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