namiji2598:
it's early 20's

Early 90s

Tales by moonlight

Buhari government policies sef

Seun doesn't want scams being advertised on his forum but allows this nonsense to be pedaled.

The superstitious junk that fills some Nigerian minds is far more dangerous than any gambling, HYIP, FOREX or MLM 'investment'.

Zoharariel:
Oga oooo. This money-making ritual format is back in vogue again? It was very common in the early 90's.

Na to dey press my scrotum every 2 - 2 minutes like puff-puff in high traffic areas like Oshodi, Ojota, Mile 2 & Ojodu-Berger to confirm if the balls are still intact.

If dem thief my shoe or tie, I fit buy another one but Epon Lion? The Engine Room That Drives My Masculinity?

Layèè! Amaku siibe ni oooo.

Illiteracy and ignorance has destroyed this country

Thank your God.

And confirm that you can still have good erection or test run your drilling rod before the culprits are left off the hook.

Wow she oko man Sonu

uju22:
hmm mm Have they started this old wicked styles again. Lord please continue protecting your children.

U have balls?

Houseofglam7:
You've gotta be kidding me!
This graced frontage?
How

NL bro NL

All athiests should bookmark this post

MrPRevailer:
All athiests should bookmark this post

Do you actually believe in this cock and bull story?

kennygee:
You mean like an ATM card kind of retrieve?

Hey you...

OtemAtum:
Do you actually believe in this cock and bull story?

For you, it's an uninteresting story with evidence.

Houseofglam7:
You've gotta be kidding me! This graced frontage? How

Dnt u knw Dat nairaland issa mess, real dumping ground

Houseofglam7:
You've gotta be kidding me! This graced frontage? How

Dnt u knw Dat nairaland issa mess, real dumping ground

Go for deliverance oo

Stupid attention-seeking blackmailer.

I don't usually believe this thing, but it sounds like its real. I pray let them not come around me oo.

Zoharariel:
Oga oooo. This money-making ritual format is back in vogue again? It was very common in the early 90's.

Na to dey press my scrotum every 2 - 2 minutes like puff-puff in high traffic areas like Oshodi, Ojota, Mile 2 & Ojodu-Berger to confirm if the balls are still intact.

If dem thief my shoe or tie, I fit buy another one but Epon Lion? The Engine Room That Drives My Masculinity?

Layèè! Amaku siibe ni oooo.

In high traffic areas na balls first before phone and wallet

To replace some things no just dey possible

zicoraads:

Hey you...

Hi hi

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Muttee:
I am on my way to police station with the help of Wema Bank security who called in men of SARS. A bike man and another cane to me shook my hand and immediately want to run away and I couldn’t feel my two balls again when I raised alarm.

Thank God for Wema Bank securities and thank God to Ikota Police Station. while Police tortures them, they asked to pray and while they speak in strange language and touching me. My balls came back. What do I do to assure permanent return

https://all-gists..com/2019/06/film-director-johnson-retrieves-his-joystick-from-a-bandit-in-lagos.html

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This us a big lie post........ Who are yo[color=#006600][/color]u witness?

MrPRevailer:


For you, it's an uninteresting story with evidence.

where's the evidence? I think at this period, people should start probing and checking the validity or reality of things rather than just gullibly believing any story. It reminds me of the days of Adabara, Itopa, Aduva etc.

Otem Erectus 152: 7b
Be as brave as adabara who went into the land of myth called Agarapa and destroyed their false protective myths and conquered them.

As many others have already noted, this story is obvious nonsense, as the accusation is simply physically impossible. How does one "steal" a vital bodily part without the victim bleeding profusely from the very moment of said theft? If anything, the resulting massive blood loss would prevent the accuser from doing anything other than quickly dying in a puddle of his own blood, ruling out any question of pursuing the "joystick" thieves. What next for Nairaland, front page attention for tall tales of witches flying around on broomsticks?

There are only two realistic explanations for why these absurd "stolen joystick" tales continue to come up, namely:

(1) The obvious motivation for scam artists to try to leverage popular superstition for purposes of blackmail, or

(2) Men (and they are almost always men) with pre-existing psychological issues around their "manhood" or perceived lack thereof, who then try to shift the blame for said shortcomings onto strangers.

While the second group are obviously in need of professional psychiatric help, the first bunch are indeed criminals, and the only correct response to these ridiculous stories is to try to sort out which group those who make such accusations belong to, without humoring their nonsensical claims in either case.

emeijeh:
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Only in Africa u hear rubbish like this, I have been a victim were one useless ekiti boy accuse me of stealing his dick if not for God they would have killed me,while his mumu prick was still very much in his trousers.i just pity the innocent man take they are holding for nothing. I pray God punish u with a dead dick after now evil

Africa...

GUY GO AND TEST THAT BALLS VERY WELL IT MIGHT BE FAKE GO TO son MAkE DEM CHECK AM

Picture or I don't believe it

slimderek:
Let a Medical practitioner confirm it.

Medical what? Let him Bleep olosho to ascertain the functionality. lol

It sounded like the mobile shakers will be release after proof of functionality. Please people like that are danger to the society and shouldn't be release at all. Let them rot in jail afterall it's bodyparts robbery.