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The Mercenary by TheFacelessMan: 9:46pm On Jun 12, 2019 |
Some years back, I was a mercenary in an exam.... For at least 23 hours daily, all i thought of was Fatima Abdullah. She was extremely beautiful.... extremely dull too. She expertly manipulated me into sitting for her in Physics 101 exams. We were already seated in the Hall when stern looking Professor Arowojobe walked in like Death, Itself. If you check "SADIST" in the dictionary, i am sure his passport photo is there. He started calling everyone by name and you had to stand up. "Chinedu Okadigbo"..... "Olaide Ademola".... "Fatima Abdullah " "FATIMA ABDULLAH " There was graveyard silence. I am as masculine as they come. From voice to facial hair. How do i pass off as a woman?! Prof Arowojobe looked like a wolf in Ramadan [img]https://media./images/6ac739c103dc3366f3b7f36568af1916/tenor.gif[/img] So.... i heard Arowojobe calling for security backup and i knew i had to dash for it! I ran headlong and slammed into Arowojobe...catching him by surprise. Out of the corner of my eyes... i saw 2 guards in hot pursuit. One huge one had blocked my only route of escape - the staircase "Heyyyyy...HEYYYY you!" I heard them shout behind me as they closed the distance between us.. I was in my final year, 500 Level Engineering. If caught, i was screwed They had blocked all possible avenues to escape except ONE. I took it. I jumped from the 4 storey building Maybe it took only 3 seconds, but it seemed like 3 lifetimes as i sailed through the air... I hurtled through tree branches at 100miles / hour....the red muddy ground rushing at me I heard the audible crack of my ankle giving way under my weight There i was ....helpless when they came for me. The huge guard, quite unnecessarily jumped ontop me flattening me and i yelped out in pain. EPILOGUE : Fatima denied all knowledge of me at the panel - she was pardoned. I was expelled for exam malpractices. She got engaged to a rich Alhaji weeks after the incident and even had the balls to send me an invitation card to her wedding "Let bygones be bygones, wish me well" her SMS said. I am waiting at the reception hall right now, i have a gift for her..... YES, i did BUY a GUN [img]https://media1./images/7f0e29b98a6a55d1a126b09155398590/tenor.gif?itemid=10333376[/img] This story has a good ending...but it would be long 10 Likes |
Re: The Mercenary by TheFacelessMan: 12:26am On Jun 13, 2019 |
Divepen1 to FP, please |
Re: The Mercenary by fineguy11(m): 8:02am On Jun 13, 2019 |
What a story. .Op, I duff my hat for you whether real or not. |
Re: The Mercenary by Soljaboi44(m): 8:27am On Jun 13, 2019 |
kon ti-new bro.. |
Re: The Mercenary by GoodMuyis(m): 10:18am On Jun 13, 2019 |
TheFacelessMan: Maybe money could answer the Engineering question |
Re: The Mercenary by duruZed: 5:50pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
You bought a gun, then what happened? |
Re: The Mercenary by Nobody: 6:20pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
GoodMuyis:lol |
Re: The Mercenary by mysticwarrior(m): 9:25pm On Aug 04, 2021 |
TheFacelessMan:a similar situation happened in Delta state university in 2005, a 300level guy went to impersonated for his 100level girl friend, dude was caught and expelled from school. He later got information that the girl was about to get married, and hired some boys to break the girl's leg just to punish her, but the girl was killed instead. He guy later turned himself to the police and said he was the one who sent the killers, but he never instructed them to kill the girl. |
Re: The Mercenary by TheFacelessMan: 7:56am On Aug 05, 2021 |
mysticwarrior: Wow.... that was Part II of my story! Who leaked it to you? |
Re: The Mercenary by tillaman(m): 8:04am On Aug 05, 2021 |
TheFacelessMan:how can you turn yourself to the police with all your tactics? You fall my hand if you did 1 Like |
Re: The Mercenary by TheFacelessMan: 8:08am On Aug 05, 2021 |
tillaman: It was actually to break out a target. Story for another day... |
Re: The Mercenary by tillaman(m): 8:13am On Aug 05, 2021 |
TheFacelessMan:now that’s what am talking about!! Max respect brethren 1 Like |
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