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emitope
9benz

Happy Sunday guys!

AKPOS VS PASTOR

A coversation between Akpos and his pastor...
PASTOR: When the Lord flooded the Earth with water, how many people were left after the flood?
AKPOS: Nine
PASTOR: No, they were eight
AKPOS: No, they were nine
PASTOR: Akpos, look at this picture and tell me how many people you see.
AKPOS: (Counting) 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8!
PASTOR: Now, how many are they?
AKPOS: Nine
PASTOR: Ahn ahn, why are you saying nine even after counting?
AKPOS: Pastor, you've been FOOLED , What about the photographer that took their pix, is he not a human being?

TO BE CONTINUED

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why can you never expect a fisherman to be generous?

This is because he sells fish, i.e, he's selfish!

Answer to Riddle
- Because his business allows him to sell fish (selfish)

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
emitope!
wizi44!
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

RIDDLE ME THIS

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes, what does he weigh?

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes, what does he weigh?

He weighs the meat to be sold on the scale

Meat

9benz:
;DWhat a nice thread!! more grease to ur elbow bro :oWhat a nice thread!! more grease to ur elbow bro

welcome bro

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes, what does he weigh?

he weighs "meat"

Guy you have gone back to the easy stuff


Meat

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes, what does he weigh?

the meat

THE PATIENT DOG EATS THE FATTEST BONE

I feel like running into werey mode now.
I was the 400th person on an ATM gallery queue today, but you should all know that I'm a patient man, I strictly obey the proverb that says, "the patient dog eats the fattest bone ."
I didn't complain . I unflinchingly waited from 8:30am to 9:00pm when it got to my turn. I bounced to the ATM machine nodding my head to no music .
I stylishly brought out my ATM card smiling , only to discover that all these while, I've been holding my WAEC ID card instead of my ATM card!


TO BE CONTINUED

nice one bro

pu7pl3:
Guy you have gone back to the easy stuff


Meat

we deserve a break from hard ones

Nayo08:
we deserve a break from hard ones

Lol...are you serious....i thought you would even be looking for hard ones to challenge me with

pu7pl3:
Lol...are you serious....i thought you would even be looking for hard ones to challenge me with

all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF_A7kReFnY

Nayo08:
all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Exactly the motive behind the posting of simple ones... Well, hard ones resumes tonight

BankyGee:
Exactly the motive behind the posting of simple ones... Well, hard ones resumes tonight

pu7pl3:
Guy you have gone back to the easy stuff


Meat

are you happy now

Nayo08:
are you happy now

Yes...yes i am

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God bless u.

pu7pl3:
Yes...yes i am

lol

Answers to Riddle
- He weighs meat

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
otiwisdom!
Nayo08!
pu7pl3!
wizi44!
*Claps, cheers*

RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which you break by even naming it?

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which you break even by mentioning it?

silence

Silence. Still easy

Silence.

Silence

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which you break by even naming it?

Silence

Nelsonmande106:
See below

we don't do this here let it be your first and the last

Nayo08:
we don't do this here let it be your first and the last

Yeah, thread captain, tell 'im... From now on, you have the authority to click (Report) on any noisemaker's post to delete 'em