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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:00am On Jun 13, 2019

BankyGee:
An interesting book

Alice in Wonderland by J.C. Gorham (.txt)

Enjoy!

done with this too but it doesn't seem complete wink

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:26pm On Jun 13, 2019

Nayo08:
done with this too but it doesn't seem complete

Ok check this out below!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 5:06pm On Jun 13, 2019

BankyGee:

Ok check this out below!

I can't see anything below

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:02am On Jun 14, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which every living person has seen, but will never see again?

Yesterday

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:58pm On Jun 14, 2019

Guys, I'm back!
Ban ultimatum exceeded grin

Answer to Riddle
- Yesterday

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
wizi44!
Ayanfe29!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:11pm On Jun 14, 2019

BankyGee:
Guys, I'm back!
Ban ultimatum exceeded

Answer to Riddle
- Yesterday

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
wizi44!
Ayanfe29!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Welcome back Boss!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:12pm On Jun 14, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

What is that which you can keep after giving it to someone else? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:16pm On Jun 14, 2019

Ayanfe29:

Welcome back Boss!

Thanks queen

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:32pm On Jun 14, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which you can keep after giving it to someone else?

My name

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:42pm On Jun 14, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which you can keep after giving it to someone else?

my name, my phone number

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:55pm On Jun 14, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which you can keep after giving it to someone else?

Your name

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 11:09pm On Jun 14, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which you can keep after giving it to someone else?

my phone number

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 11:10pm On Jun 14, 2019

BankyGee:
Guys, I'm back!
Ban ultimatum exceeded

Answer to Riddle
- Yesterday

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
wizi44!
Ayanfe29!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

welcome back bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:10am On Jun 15, 2019

Nayo08:
welcome back bro

Thank you bro wink

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:56pm On Jun 15, 2019

- Respect smokers, because it's not easy to decide that you want to die young undecided

- Please say no to suicide, one guy in my area just killed himself yesterday, thinking it was over. Thankfully, he was arrested for murder this morning grin

- Getting heart broken by a guy with dreadlocks is the worst feeling ever, because anytime you see a mopping stick, you must remember him cry

- Some girls will know they have big tummy, yet they will still go and wear high waist trousers and start looking like GoTv remote

- Nigerian companies will just be using sense to insult person
Firstly, they brought Indomie Hungry Man Size, now its Pepsi long throat. Very soon, we'll start seeing Chin Chin barawo pack, Biscuit onijekuje size, even bread confused man size grin

- Like and Share wink

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:16pm On Jun 15, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- While 'YOUR WORD' is the real answer, other answers can also be considered:
-Your name
-Your phone number

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
wizi44!
pu7pl3!
Nayo08!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:45pm On Jun 15, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Why can you never expect a fisherman to be generous? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:03pm On Jun 15, 2019

SALARY YAWA
It was announced on radio that the government would increase every male worker's salary times the number of children he has...
The following conversation took place:

HUSBAND: I have two children with my girlfriend, lemme go and bring them so that my salary will be times five the former one, since we have three kids already cool

...
WIFE: shocked

So you have children outside abi? undecided

HUSBAND: Please honey, this is not the time for that, it's money we're talking about here! embarassed

WIFE: Okay o... Go and bring them...
HUSBAND: Thanks darling, that's why I love you wink

TWO HOURS LATER

Husband comes back with the two kids and met only one of his kids at home...

HUSBAND: Woman! Where are my two children?! angry

WIFE: Calm down dear, you're not the only father that heard the news...
grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:14pm On Jun 15, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why can you never expect a fisherman to be generous?

because he sells fishes grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:15pm On Jun 15, 2019

BankyGee:
SALARY YAWA
It was announced on radio that the government would increase every male worker's salary times the number of children he has...
The following conversation took place:

HUSBAND: I have two children with my girlfriend, lemme go and bring them so that my salary will be times five the former one, since we have three kids already ...
WIFE: So you have children outside abi?
HUSBAND: Please honey, this is not the time for that, it's money we're talking about here!
WIFE: Okay o... Go and bring them...
HUSBAND: Thanks darling, that's why I love you

TWO HOURS LATER

Husband comes back with the two kids and met only one of his kids at home...

HUSBAND: Woman! Where are my two children?!
WIFE: Calm down dear, you're not the only father that heard the news...

TO BE CONTINUED

lmao

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emitope: 8:17pm On Jun 15, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why can you never expect a fisherman to be generous?

He sells fish.....he is 'selfish'.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:21pm On Jun 15, 2019

emitope:

He sells fish.....he is 'selfish'.

welcome to our world bro wink

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emitope: 8:39pm On Jun 15, 2019

Nayo08:
welcome to our world bro

(Winks)

I follow the thread a lot but don't contribute; its nice being here.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:43pm On Jun 15, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why can you never expect a fisherman to be generous?

he sells fish i.e he is selfish

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:54pm On Jun 15, 2019

emitope:

(Winks)

I follow the thread a lot but don't contribute; its nice being here.

really nice wink

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:22pm On Jun 15, 2019

emitope:
(Winks)
I follow the thread a lot but don't contribute; its nice being here.

Welcome to our humble abode hermano... grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 1:42am On Jun 16, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why can you never expect a fisherman to be generous?

Cos they need to sell fish (selfish)

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by 9benz(m): 11:04am On Jun 16, 2019

;DWhat a nice thread!! more grease to ur elbow bro :oWhat a nice thread!! more grease to ur elbow bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emitope: 12:09pm On Jun 16, 2019

Thanks amigo.

Nayo08:
really nice

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emitope: 12:09pm On Jun 16, 2019

BankyGee:

Welcome to our humble abode hermano...

Thanks bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:09pm On Jun 16, 2019

9benz:
;DWhat a nice thread!! more grease to ur elbow bro :oWhat a nice thread!! more grease to ur elbow bro

Thanks bro, welcome to the caban grin

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