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*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*

Due to the current, prevailing trend of rape claims (whether real or not) and sometimes unfounded allegations made by some women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action" to avoid a case of had I known.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

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(Signature of Screwer)

Please feel free to keep this precedent in your archives should the need arise for a future client. ����

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Saint83:
*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*

Due to the current, prevailing trend of rape claims (whether real or not) and sometimes unfounded allegations made by some women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action" to avoid a case of had I known.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

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(Signature of Screwer)

Please feel free to keep this precedent in your archives should the need arise for a future client. ����

Please give me a moment let me go and bring my printer.

Remove that No. 5 cos sometimes the silent wish is there

Or replace with

I have not been promised marriage or any encumbrance resulting from this act

Everything is a joke to Nigerians

ITbomb:
Remove that No. 5 cos sometimes the silent wish is there

Or replace with

I have not been promised marriage or any encumbrance resulting from this act

encumbrance

Please push to front page..... We need to save our men from harassment.

No.10 spoilt the fun.