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ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest


Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents


Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes

The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.


One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.


Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive

One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.


When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house


In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.


Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.


Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition


Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan


Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com


When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.


When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile


When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada


When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.

When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back


When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan


When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working


When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless


When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.


When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person

When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out


When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie

When Zlatan met Frank Edoho, the show was renamed Who wants to be a Zlatannaire


When Zlatan wants to write an exam, he is the one invigilating the invigilator

When Zlatan saw Local Man Can Can, Zlatan was still not impressed

when he heard COZA it became daCOSTA

alexistaiwo:
You never jam Ibra for Pes 2018?

Psg?

[quote author= post=80071249]Zlatan The King!
The only Zlatan we know!!
Any other Zlatan is a counterfeit!!![/quote]Ibile nko

ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest


Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents


Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes

The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.


One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.


Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive

One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.


When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house


In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.


Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.


Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition


Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan


Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com


When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.


When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile


When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada


When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.

When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back


When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan


When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working


When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless


When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.


When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person

When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out


When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie

When Zlatan met Frank Edoho, the show was renamed Who wants to be a Zlatannaire


When Zlatan wants to write an exam, he is the one invigilating the invigilator

When Zlatan saw Local Man Can Can, Zlatan was still not impressed

Finally I've seen someone that knows Zlatan more than Zlatan.
O'boy you sabi Zlatan!

god

ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest


Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents


Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes

The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.


One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.


Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive

One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.


When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house


In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.


Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.


Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition


Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan


Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com


When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.


When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile


When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada


When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.

When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back


When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan


When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working


When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless


When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.


When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person

When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out


When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie

When Zlatan met Frank Edoho, the show was renamed Who wants to be a Zlatannaire


When Zlatan wants to write an exam, he is the one invigilating the invigilator

When Zlatan saw Local Man Can Can, Zlatan was still not impressed

sicko mode

ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest


Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents


Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes

The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.


One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.


Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive

One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.


When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house


In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.


Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.


Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition


Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan


Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com


When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.


When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile


When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada


When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.

When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back


When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan


When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working


When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless


When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.


When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person

When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out


When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie

When Zlatan met Frank Edoho, the show was renamed Who wants to be a Zlatannaire


When Zlatan wants to write an exam, he is the one invigilating the invigilator

When Zlatan saw Local Man Can Can, Zlatan was still not impressed

if by any chance Zlatan see's this, he will smile and say ZLATAN INSPIRED IT

MR FLAMBOYANCY

Zlatan is phenomenal......

yucydezzy:
Him dey score from anywhere for pes2013, na terror hin be aswel

Even ps2 pes2015 that year from midfield

Just take a look at my 3 forwards and tell me whom I should replace CR7 with


O pari

Jokerman:
Lol.... Cr7 hater..... ... Putting delima in midfield

See person papa

ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest


Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents


Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes

The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.

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One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.


Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive

One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.


When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house


In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.


Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.


Zlatan beat Monalisa in a staring
competition


Before Mark Zuckerberg coded facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan


Zlatan Gmail account is gmail@zlatan.com


When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.


When Zlatan Ibile saw Zlatan , He went back home as Ibile


When Zlatan gave a handshake to Banky W, Banky W started plaiting dada


When nairaland moves Zlatan topic to front page, they experience server error.

When Zlatan saw Naira Marley's soapy dance, he was disgusted, EFCC called Naira Marley back


When Wizkid met Zlatan, He became WizMan


When Zlatan wanted to vote, INEC servers started working


When Zlatan visited Aso Rock, Buhari was not lifeless


When Zlatan entered BBnaija, he evicted Big Brother.


When Zlatan came to game of thrones, Tyrion Lannister became a tall person

When Zlatan entered X-factor, he voted Simon Cowell out


When Zlatan is watching a movie with people at Silverbird cinema, and his phone rings, he pauses the movie

When Zlatan met Frank Edoho, the show was renamed Who wants to be a Zlatannaire


When Zlatan wants to write an exam, he is the one invigilating the invigilator

When Zlatan saw Local Man Can Can, Zlatan was still not impressed

Earthquake3:
Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:

1 - When he was 10yrs, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
4. When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
16 - Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird
17 - Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You
answer the wrong phone.
18 - Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears a pajama Zlatan.
19 - Zlatan plead guilty to murder and was acquitted.
20 - Zlatan can cut through a hot knife with butter

You no get work

I no send

grandstar:
This guy is just a nuisance.

When he left Milan, they asked how he felt the club perform.

He said "poorly".

They asked why and he said"because they've just sold their best 2 players.

Cheeky boy :

He isn’t a nuisance.. He is a true definition of “not looking down on oneself”. Ibrahimovic will never ever look down on himself and he believes and knows that he is the greatest of all......That’s the spirit Bro. If you know, you know.

Bunnatex:
I just love this man's confidence and self belief. It's among the things that kept him at the top. If not for the two LIVING LEGENDS RONALDO AND MESSI he might have won Balon D'or ..

Won kini?someone that never came close to top 3sef

[color=#990000][/color] A complete footballer unlike 'one club player'.

If you don't celebrate yourself who will, who cares.

Icon79:
Just take a look at my 3 forwards and tell me whom I should replace CR7 with


O pari

It's a matter of perspective bro.... My questio is why would you put R9 in midfield

Before I opened this thread. I knew it will all be a zlatan team. man's ego is second to non

Jokerman:
Lol... My favorite team of all time though

Dino Zoff

Dani Alves. Beckenbauer Maldini R.carlos


Patrick Viera


Maradona Zidane



Messhit R9. CR7

Na wa o no Ronaldinho? Abeg now

ogbiwa:
Na wa o no Ronaldinho? Abeg now

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