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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:54am On Jul 17, 2019
PrincessB1:
For what exactly

ok I'm done with the back and forth....IL see what you got...if you got any undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 9:59am On Jul 17, 2019
pu7pl3:


ok I'm done with the back and forth....IL see what you got...if you got any undecided
No one is contending with you.

Meanwhile, aren't you going to work
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:09am On Jul 17, 2019
PrincessB1:

No one is contending with you.

Meanwhile, aren't you going to work


@bolded That's what I thought

And if you wanna know about my personal life just send a pm dear smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 10:12am On Jul 17, 2019
pu7pl3:



@bolded That's what I thought

And if you wanna know about my personal life just send a pm dear smiley
L grin L Pm? Just because of this simple question

Hehehe grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:26am On Jul 17, 2019
PrincessB1:

L grin L Pm? Just because of this simple question

Hehehe grin grin



only way to find out dear.....if not then you keep the banter on the surface level
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 10:28am On Jul 17, 2019
pu7pl3:



only way to find out dear.....if not then you keep the banter on the surface level
You go fear cheesy

Funny person

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:57am On Jul 17, 2019
PrincessB1:
You go fear cheesy

Funny person

I'm flattered grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:52pm On Jul 17, 2019
PrincessB1:
Just fight him now angry cheesy
Kindly fill this form below love
1. Should I fight him?________
2. Is he disturbing you?________
3. If yes, screenshot the page grin
4. How do you want me to beat him? (a) Kungfu (b) Aikido (c) Jijutsu (d) Judo
5. Enumerate (668) reasons why I should fight him

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:20pm On Jul 17, 2019
Answer(s) to Riddle
- Towel
- Ice
- Tongue



Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
wizi44!
PrincessB1!
pu7pl3!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:24pm On Jul 17, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 7:45pm On Jul 17, 2019
BankyGee:

Kindly fill this form below love
1. Should I fight him?________
2. Is he disturbing you?________
3. If yes, screenshot the page grin
4. How do you want me to beat him? (a) Kungfu (b) Aikido (c) Jijutsu (d) Judo
5. Enumerate (668) reasons why I should fight him

shocked
668 what?
Kukuma forget it.
I'm coming for you myself grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emitope: 7:49pm On Jul 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
women?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 8:14pm On Jul 17, 2019
Women

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:24pm On Jul 17, 2019
PrincessB1:

shocked 668 what? Kukuma forget it. I'm coming for you myself grin
Me? What did I dwo na? Me dat want to protect you seff undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:26pm On Jul 17, 2019
PrincessB1:
Women
What... not Who smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:27pm On Jul 17, 2019
emitope:
women?
What... not Who smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 8:33pm On Jul 17, 2019
BankyGee:

Me? What did I dwo na? Me dat want to protect you seff undecided
Protecting me indeed undecided

And you want me to enumerate 668 reasons why you should fight him?
So funny grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:50pm On Jul 17, 2019
PrincessB1:
Protecting me indeed undecided
And you want me to enumerate 668 reasons why you should fight him? So funny grin
Don't worry, if he disturbs you again, I'll change it for him angryangry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 9:07pm On Jul 17, 2019
BankyGee:
Don't worry, if he disturbs you again, I'll change it for him angryangry
cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:55pm On Jul 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
chewing gum

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:14pm On Jul 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Vagina

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:15pm On Jul 17, 2019
BankyGee:

Don't worry, if he disturbs you again, I'll change it for him angryangry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emitope: 3:15pm On Jul 18, 2019
BankyGee:

What... not Who smiley
"The vagina".....

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:23pm On Jul 18, 2019
[quote author=pu7pl3 post=80374834][/quote]
Why 'you looking at me like that bro? grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:45pm On Jul 18, 2019
- When you are in church chilling with your friends, and your mom starts giving testimony about how God delivered you from bed wetting #FadaLawd embarassed:[
- I'm still mad at NOAH for allowing Mosquitoes to enter the Ark, He will have just allow them to be destroyed by flood, now see how mosquito draw Africa Map on my body angryangry
- If you see any post like..."Every disappointment is a blessing", Just know that the person failed JAMB gringrin
- Girls and Fashion... Some Girls handbag be looking like Ballot Box as if they want to go and count votes angryangry
- Pressing phone while pooing makes pooing interesting...
Do I have a witness in the house? undecided grin
- Why is KFC chicken so expensive?? Did the chicken attend private school?? undecidedundecided
- My sister, if your ex texts you and say "I still love you and I want you back".. My sister just reply "I don't do part 2's, I'm not a Nigerian movie" cheesy
- Girls who wear chains around their legs, abeg the slave trade is over nah... Stop giving us flashbacks angryangry
TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 4:10pm On Jul 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
The vagina undecided undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 4:12pm On Jul 18, 2019
BankyGee:
- When you are in church chilling with your friends, and your mom starts giving testimony about how God delivered you from bed wetting #FadaLawd embarassed
- I'm still mad at NOAH for allowing Mosquitoes to enter the Ark, He will have just allow them to be destroyed by flood, now see how mosquito draw Africa Map on my body angryangry
- If you see any post like..."Every disappointment is a blessing", Just know that the person failed JAMB grin
- Girls and Fashion... Some Girls handbag be looking like Ballot Box as if they want to go and count votes angry
- Pressing phone while pooing makes pooing interesting...
Do I have a witness in the house? grin
- Why is KFC chicken so expensive?? Did the chicken attend
private school?? undecided
- My sister, if your ex texts you and say "I still love you and I want you back"... My sister just reply "I don't do part 2's, I'm not a Nigerian movie"
- Girls who wear chains around their legs, abeg the slave trade is over nah... Stop giving us flashbacks angry
TO BE CONTINUED

ROTFL grin grin

So, you press phone while pooing? grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:18pm On Jul 18, 2019
PrincessB1:
ROTFL grin grin
So, you press phone while pooing? grin
When what I'm doing on the phone is interesting or important? Yeah grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 4:20pm On Jul 18, 2019
BankyGee:

When what I'm doing on the phone is interesting or important? Yeah grin
Hahaha grin

Interesting cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:23pm On Jul 18, 2019
PrincessB1:
Hahaha grin
Interesting cheesy
You are a living testimony too, aren't you? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 4:35pm On Jul 18, 2019
BankyGee:

You are a living testimony too, aren't you? undecided
.
I'm not.
Just learning grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 5:52pm On Jul 18, 2019
BankyGee:

Why 'you looking at me like that bro? grin


who is your bro...you wan change am for me abi

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