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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:02pm On Jul 09, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:55am On Jul 10, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

A kite

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:57am On Jul 10, 2019
BankyGee:

Wow... Right on time, I just wanted to ask where my queen was... Well, choose one answer. Double answer is not allowed wink



Lol.... I'm here now but I came in toooooo late

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:03am On Jul 10, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided



Kite

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:12pm On Jul 10, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- A Kite

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:15pm On Jul 10, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What has four letters, sometimes nine letters, always six letters but never five letters? undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:21pm On Jul 10, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What has four letters, sometimes nine letters, always six letters but never five letters? undecided


"What" has four letters, "sometimes" has nine letters, "always" has six letters and "never" five letters

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:28pm On Jul 10, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What has four letters, sometimes nine letters, always six letters but never five letters? undecided

What,sometimes,always ,never

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by MasonKendall(m): 8:01am On Jul 11, 2019
What sometimes always never

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:14pm On Jul 11, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- What (4), sometimes (9), always (6) and never (5)

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
pu7pl3!
MasonKendall (welcome bro)
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:28pm On Jul 11, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

If a man shot at two frogs and killed one, What will the other one do? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emitope: 9:43pm On Jul 11, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If a man shot at two frogs and killed one, What will the other one do? undecided
Frog jump.......?!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:32pm On Jul 11, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If a man shot at two frogs and killed one, What will the other one do? undecided

It will Runaway

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:33pm On Jul 11, 2019
MasonKendall:
What sometimes always never


Game shakers smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 6:08am On Jul 12, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If a man shot at two frogs and killed one, What will the other one do? undecided
the other will be injured

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:53pm On Jul 12, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Croak

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:57pm On Jul 12, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is that which we often return but never borrow? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:27pm On Jul 12, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is that which we often return but never borrow? undecided


Thanks

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:32pm On Jul 12, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Croak

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*


Who told you the frog will have time to still be there croaking?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by MasonKendall(m): 9:35pm On Jul 12, 2019
pu7pl3:



Game shakers smiley
Watched the Masonkendall experience?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by MasonKendall(m): 9:36pm On Jul 12, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Croak

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*
This one weak me ooo

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:12pm On Jul 12, 2019
MasonKendall:
Watched the Masonkendall experience?


Yea
..babe carano is very stupid grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:47pm On Jul 13, 2019
I walked into FIRST BANK, I took 5 deposit slips and 5 account opening forms.
I looked at the counter to see which
receptionist had the best pen.
He wasn't using it so I asked him to lend it to me,
he gave it.
I went to the water dispenser and drank chilled water to my satisfaction with three different disposable cups.
I went to the convenience, used it.
I sat down closest to the AC to feel the cool breeze peruse my brain while I found available sockets to plug my two phones, Power Bank, Rechargeable Lamp, torch light and Laptop.
After two hours, I decided to leave without
returning the pen.
At the door, I asked the security man where the
trash bin was, he showed me.
I broke the pen and tore all the 5 deposit
slips and the account opening forms and dumped it in.
That was PAYBACK for the #100 you guys deducted from my account which prevented me from withdrawing d last #1000 I have there. gringringrin

MTN you're next, Be prepared
The gods are Wise.
The Oracle has Spoken angryangryangry

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 6:52pm On Jul 13, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is that which we often return but never borrow? undecided
a favour

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:49pm On Jul 13, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Thanks

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:16pm On Jul 13, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:19pm On Jul 13, 2019
NOTE: He dreamt about/imagined it, is not the answer smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:02pm On Jul 13, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
he took a picture of her and processed it

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by MasonKendall(m): 9:05pm On Jul 13, 2019
pu7pl3:



Yea
..babe carano is very stupid grin
that how she gets when she sees Mason
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:39pm On Jul 13, 2019
MasonKendall:
that how she gets when she sees Mason

Since mason left town she gets like that anytime she sees any cute guy atall....she is one crazy girl
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:40pm On Jul 13, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

It's just a picture...the man is a photographer

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:43pm On Jul 14, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- He took her photo, developed/processed it and hung it on the wall

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

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