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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:56am On Jul 19, 2019
Nayo08:
grin but you have more than a shadow grin grin


a silhouette

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:13am On Jul 19, 2019
pu7pl3:



a silhouette
shocked sad
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Fhadey(m): 10:26am On Jul 19, 2019
BankyGee:

gringringrin
Just use this one to buy airtime cool
Lolz...

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 10:52am On Jul 19, 2019
Fhadey:
Thanks alot!
smiley smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:12pm On Jul 19, 2019
Laff Out Loud
- Please, ladies should stop wearing mini skirts to funerals. We can't be mourning and be hórny at the same time undecided
- If you tell your GF to visit you, she'll be complaining of transport fare, but let someone just tell her that there's another lady in your house, she can even hire private jet to come there gringringrin
- Restaurants should have separate rooms for eating bone. I can't buy food of #5000 and start forming slay king when it comes to eating meat angry
- I asked you out, you didn't agree and you're asking me for money. You not okay at all angryangry
Have you seen where a GT Bank worker collects salary at Access Bank? undecided
- No one cares about you than a woman you promised to give money. She can even be like:
"Hi dear, how was your day tomorrow?" gringringrin
- Like and Share gringringrin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 5:15pm On Jul 19, 2019
How was your day tomorrow? cheesy grin

ROTFLMAO grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:02pm On Jul 19, 2019
grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:49pm On Jul 19, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Shadow

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
PrincessB1!
Nayo08!
MasonKendall!
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
Fhadey!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:53pm On Jul 19, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


I have a head and a tail, I can be brown, gold or silver, yet have no hands or legs.
What am I? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 11:09pm On Jul 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


I have a head and a tail, I can be brown, gold or silver, yet have no hands or legs.
What am I? undecided
coin easy one

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:32pm On Jul 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


I have a head and a tail, I can be brown, gold or silver, yet have no hands or legs.
What am I? undecided

A coin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emitope: 12:47am On Jul 20, 2019
A coin!
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


I have a head and a tail, I can be brown, gold or silver, yet have no hands or legs.
What am I? undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Fhadey(m): 12:48am On Jul 20, 2019
A coin.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 4:21am On Jul 20, 2019
A coin.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:03am On Jul 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


I have a head and a tail, I can be brown, gold or silver, yet have no hands or legs.
What am I? undecided
a coin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by MasonKendall(m): 4:11pm On Jul 20, 2019
Cents or kobo



Coin �

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:04pm On Jul 20, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- A Coin

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
wizi44!
pu7pl3
emitope!
Fhadey!
PrincessB1!
Nayo08!
MasonKendall!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:15pm On Jul 20, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the centre of gravity? undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 9:04pm On Jul 20, 2019
'V' is the centre of gravity.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:33am On Jul 21, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the centre of gravity? undecided

The letter V

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:02am On Jul 21, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is the centre of gravity? undecided
the letter v

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Eagleyes(m): 8:26am On Jul 21, 2019
V

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:03pm On Jul 21, 2019
Happy Sunday
- EFCC is just waiting for Olamide to say peem
about Naira Marley so that he'll explain what
YBNL means undecided
(Yahoo Boys Nigerian Limited) undecided
- Ladies... If you decide to keep your body for
your future husband... We the men will also decide to keep our money for our future wife!!! No premarital sex, no premarital spendings. Guys am I making sense undecided
- Dating a lady with bow legs is cool... The
problem start when she wears red leggings... She'll end up looking like a plier gringrin
Lemme be going undecided
- Stupidity is when you have a Land Rover, Land Cruiser and you still have a landlord!!!
I speak sense into you angryangry
- Ahhhhhh!! Imagine a pilot horning in the sky.
For what? Do you want God to shift for you? undecided
Which kaind nonsense be that? undecided
- I don't know if it's a crime to eat full corn in Nigeria. If you just buy corn, someone wee just come from nowhere and break it in two angryangry

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by augustab(f): 1:40pm On Jul 21, 2019
The last joke was rereated

BankyGee:
Happy Sunday
- EFCC is just waiting for Olamide to say peem
about Naira Marley so that he'll explain what
YBNL means undecided
(Yahoo Boys Nigerian Limited) undecided
- Ladies... If you decide to keep your body for
your future husband... We the men will also decide to keep our money for our future wife!!! No premarital sex, no premarital spendings. Guys am I making sense undecided
- Dating a lady with bow legs is cool... The
problem start when she wears red leggings... She'll end up looking like a plier gringrin
Lemme be going undecided
- Stupidity is when you have a Land Rover, Land Cruiser and you still have a landlord!!!
I speak sense into you angryangry
- Ahhhhhh!! Imagine a pilot horning in the sky.
For what? Do you want God to shift for you? undecided
Which kaind nonsense be that? undecided
- I don't know if it's a crime to eat full corn in Nigeria. If you just buy corn, someone wee just come from nowhere and break it in two angryangry

TO BE CONTINUED
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:53pm On Jul 21, 2019
augustab:
The last joke was rereated
I think that should be 'repeated' right?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by augustab(f): 5:42pm On Jul 21, 2019
Yeah
BankyGee:

I think that should be 'repeated' right?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:02pm On Jul 21, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- The Letter 'V'

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
PrincessB1!
pu7pl3!
wizi44!
Eagleyes!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:05pm On Jul 21, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 9:29pm On Jul 21, 2019
Envelope

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:35pm On Jul 21, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Envelope

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:50pm On Jul 21, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
an envelope

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