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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:47pm On Jul 26, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emitope: 8:57pm On Jul 26, 2019
BankyGee:
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fire

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emitope: 9:01pm On Jul 26, 2019
BankyGee:
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memories?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:15pm On Jul 26, 2019
BankyGee:
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thoughts

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 10:34pm On Jul 26, 2019
Memories

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:07pm On Jul 26, 2019
BankyGee:
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You are my memories sir

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:52am On Jul 27, 2019
All answers above are absolutely WRONG! gringringrin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:06am On Jul 27, 2019
BankyGee:
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experiences

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 4:16pm On Jul 27, 2019
BankyGee:
All answers above are absolutely WRONG! gringringrin

I wanted to say memories or experience and then I remembered your no 2 answer rule and memories sounded more logical sad

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:32pm On Jul 27, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Experience

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
wizi44!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:36pm On Jul 27, 2019
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:00pm On Jul 27, 2019
BankyGee:
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I'm finished

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by edobor108(m): 10:44pm On Jul 27, 2019
BankyGee:
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E

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by edobor108(m): 10:45pm On Jul 27, 2019
BankyGee:
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the answer is E

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 6:26am On Jul 28, 2019
BankyGee:
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i am holy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:32pm On Jul 28, 2019
Where is my princess nau? undecided PrincessB1 where art thou?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:31pm On Jul 28, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Love

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:34pm On Jul 28, 2019
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:33pm On Jul 28, 2019
BankyGee:
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a keyboard

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:53pm On Jul 28, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Love

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*


can you explain this bro?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:55pm On Jul 28, 2019
BankyGee:
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A keyboard

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 1:00am On Jul 29, 2019
BankyGee:
Where is my princess nau? undecided
PrincessB1 where art thou?
I'm beside you kiss

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 1:00am On Jul 29, 2019
Keyboard

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:40pm On Jul 29, 2019
PrincessB1:
I'm beside you kiss
Okay love, don't scare me again kiss
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:20pm On Jul 29, 2019
pu7pl3:



can you explain this bro?
Yeah... And I will. The question has the answer in it.
Why? undecided
When you lie about your love for someone, did you actually fall in love? No, because you lied.
Or, let's fill in the gap.
Love, is the lie that everyone tells, but no one ever fell.
Another thing you should know is that 'everyone' and 'no one' were used figuratively not literally.
Thanks cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 2:05pm On Jul 29, 2019
BankyGee:

Yeah... And I will. The question has the answer in it.
Why? undecided
When you lie about your love for someone, did you actually fall in love? No, because you lied.
Or, let's fill in the gap.
Love, is the lie that everyone tells, but no one ever fell.
Another thing you should know is that 'everyone' and 'no one' were used figuratively not literally.
Thanks cool

do you know how many answer can fit into this description especially now you have said everyone and no one was used figuratively?

No wahala sha let me just rest my case

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:37pm On Jul 29, 2019
pu7pl3:


do you know how many answer can fit into this description especially now you have said everyone and no one was used figuratively?

No wahala sha let me just rest my case
Neva rest your case o. Let's debate. Bring your answers that goes with the riddle other than mine grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 3:50pm On Jul 29, 2019
BankyGee:

Neva rest your case o. Let's debate. Bring your answers that goes with the riddle other than mine grin


Example...I'm finished...when you tell someone that which is a lie to begin with even if you mean something else nobody ever believes it...talking about love tho when you really think about it(going by your explanation) in relation to the question/riddle, the person hearing the words might actually fall for the lie...there are so many cases like that so I don't even think love as an answer to that is accurate literally or figuratively

Another example figuratively is I am dead...or I will kill you....I think this one is self explanatory

In conclusion tho the point I was trying to make earlier before I rested my case was that the question/riddle is flawed and practically unsolvable

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:28pm On Jul 29, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- A Keyboard

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
wizi44!
pu7pl3!
PrincessB1!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:33pm On Jul 29, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:34pm On Jul 29, 2019
Give reasons to support your answer cool .
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:07pm On Jul 29, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


200 dollars
Stolen money 100
Goods bought 70
Change collected 30
Remember that all came from a single source.

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