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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Enrypech: 2:35pm On Jul 24, 2019
tejiri4:


This means that payment is by date and has no connection with APL if your statement is true grin grin grin

No it doesn't meant that,

She doesn't know the number of the people that interviewed on the said date, so she can't say

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by sibabe25: 2:36pm On Jul 24, 2019
So we are now going with the 1% theory? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 2:36pm On Jul 24, 2019
Edicoco:
Interviewed on 5th no alert yet
Coco
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bulespephilo(m): 2:36pm On Jul 24, 2019
olatunji1187:
THIS THREAD DESERVE AN AWARD... "FUNNIEST THREAD ON NAIRALAND

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Afootee: 2:37pm On Jul 24, 2019
Do you think as an employer I will spend money on applicants I will not be needing their services in the long run. Is it not better to compensate those that will be called back to work with us?

Think about profit maximization and staff efficiency boost.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by hafeezsemzy: 2:38pm On Jul 24, 2019
You have switched sides since alert dropped on you.

I think it's best to take a general theory of random payment instead of coming up with new theories that support one each time alert drops on him.

People like us from July 1 with alert prefer to assume random payment as our source won't give exact answer to alert query. cool


Kevlala:


O yeah. I have have received and spent it.

Definitely will share with u the content of my APL. Keeping consoling urself.

By God's grace.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by tejiri4(m): 2:38pm On Jul 24, 2019
sibabe25:
So we are now going with the 1% theory? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

More people has been paid so I think that percent need to increase grin grin grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Arysexy(m): 2:38pm On Jul 24, 2019
Haaaaaa, this NNPC job na Helele oo

See traffic of expectant Nairalanders and guests on ghost mode.

The day this APL go land, e go be like rapture day or judgment day.

God help us oooo!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 2:39pm On Jul 24, 2019
sibabe25:
So we are now going with the 1% theory? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Yes baby... Are you calm now? Let's go there
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 2:40pm On Jul 24, 2019
Afootee:
Do you think as an employer I will spend money on applicants I will not be needing their services in the long run. Is it not better to compensate those that will be called back to work with us?

Think about profit maximization and staff efficiency boost.


Bobowaja and co... Food is ready

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 2:40pm On Jul 24, 2019
Afootee:
Do you think as an employer I will spend money on applicants I will not be needing their services in the long run. Is it not better to compensate those that will be called back to work with us?

Think about profit maximization and staff efficiency boost.

Just so u know. I liked ur post grin grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Enrypech: 2:40pm On Jul 24, 2019
ChasteGhuy:
All those attacking and counterattacking, you should have it in mind that not everyone can reason the way you do. Emotional intelligence is key. When someone makes a statement that doesn't go well with you, just ignore. As simple as ABC... Jeje laye...

I am sure when APL finally comes out, everyone go sabi where im fall put. Before then, just relax and have fun wink if you're not feeling comfortable, just come up with a theory that will soothe your hurt grin

Local man, believe me when I tell you that this your advice cannot fit work now ooo

The tension is too highhhhhhh now

Best is, anything you want to post, POST o


What I dey try talk be say your advice make sense but e no go work

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Edicoco(f): 2:41pm On Jul 24, 2019
Once again, am not coco!
bobowaja:

Coco

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by hafeezsemzy: 2:41pm On Jul 24, 2019
You mean these same people you will pay 4m up front when they resume?

Without theories or sources, it makes more sense to pay off people you won't be employing as compensation.

Any ways I would appease myself with 'there is no connection between alert and APL".



Afootee:
Do you think as an employer I will spend money on applicants I will not be needing their services in the long run. Is it not better to compensate those that will be called back to work with us?

Think about profit maximization and staff efficiency boost.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by larride(m): 2:42pm On Jul 24, 2019
hafeezsemzy:
Alert or not the ultimate is APL.
I was only saying based on the way the thread is.

We see people support theory only to start new theories after the alert.

Anything is possible with or without alert. grin


As long as AB theory stands, I don’t want to see alert.


Seeing as Oga Jarus and mosgoon hasn’t seen alert, Let me be among the non alertee for now please.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 2:43pm On Jul 24, 2019
Enrypech:


Local man, believe me when I tell you that this your advice cannot fit work now ooo

The tension is too highhhhhhh now

Best is, anything you want to post, POST o


What I dey try talk be say your advice make sense but e no go work




Yes...post o but don't attack people
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by flowwolf09: 2:44pm On Jul 24, 2019
hafeezsemzy:
You mean these same people you will pay 4m up front when they resume?

Without theories or sources, it makes more sense to pay off people you won't be employing as compensation.

Any ways I would appease myself with 'there is no connection between alert and APL".



You yarn well.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 2:44pm On Jul 24, 2019
ChasteGhuy:


Bobowaja and co... Food is ready
I am coming with my spade and hoe to eat it..... Food too big for spoon and fork.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Macgyver1: 2:44pm On Jul 24, 2019
hafeezsemzy:
You have switched sides since alert dropped on you.

I think it's best to take a general theory of random payment instead of coming up with new theories that support one each time alert drops on him.

People like us from July 1 with alert prefer to assume random payment as our source won't give exact answer to alert query. cool



You interviewed on the 1st & you have received alert?
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Enrypech: 2:44pm On Jul 24, 2019
Kevlala:


Who do u know has been paid for 5th. Hasty generalization. When u dnt know. Pls keep mute.

Be there constituting nuisance until u get the picture flowwolf09 has been painting and u start scream u need alert.

But wat do we know.

Kevo Kevo Kevo


What you have refused to make me understand is why you are attacking those with "AB theory" when you have clung unto "1% theory" like an old cherished memories

Why can't you live and let others live

Nwanne,, biri kam biri

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by larride(m): 2:45pm On Jul 24, 2019
Afootee:
Do you think as an employer I will spend money on applicants I will not be needing their services in the long run. Is it not better to compensate those that will be called back to work with us?

Think about profit maximization and staff efficiency boost.


@ the bolded

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by joobseekar: 2:46pm On Jul 24, 2019
larride:


As long as AB theory stands, I don’t want to see alert.




Seeing as Oga Jarus and mosgoon hasn’t seen alert, Let me be among the non alertee for now please.





Hahahahahaha






Some people don't know there's a strong premise for AB theory.






Let's wait and see.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Enrypech: 2:48pm On Jul 24, 2019
Kevlala:


O yeah. I have have received and spent it.

Definitely will share with u the content of my APL. Keeping consoling urself.

By God's grace.

I pray you get the APL my bro

Consoling myself... Hahahahah,

All I can say is that you sound too bitter

Get some relief and smile, it's a small world man

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by flowwolf09: 2:49pm On Jul 24, 2019
sibabe25:
So we are now going with the 1% theory? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

My personal person. grin grin cool tongue. Nothing dey happen.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Eggovic: 2:50pm On Jul 24, 2019
bobowaja:

Pls don't blow his bubble.... Everyone will be paid.

The guy is an emotional type, he might not be able to handle stress.... We should let him be biko.
Okay
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 2:50pm On Jul 24, 2019
Edicoco:
Once again, am not coco!
Lol..... you just confirmed it cheesy grin Lmao
It was a trap and you got into it. Cocococo quoted me the other time to disclaim, now you.... This is the first time you are quoting me so why use "once again"? Coco don switch to new mode.... Pls come up with good jokes for alertees to diffuses the tension abegi.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by larride(m): 2:51pm On Jul 24, 2019
joobseekar:






Hahahahahaha






Some people don't know there's a strong premise for AB theory.






Let's wait and see.

The theory might be wrong or totally baseless but for now, I’m holding on to the theory as gospel truth.





If you don’t like the theory, I’m in my house, come n beat me. grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Enrypech: 2:52pm On Jul 24, 2019
Afootee:
Do you think as an employer I will spend money on applicants I will not be needing their services in the long run. Is it not better to compensate those that will be called back to work with us?

Think about profit maximization and staff efficiency boost.


That's you as an employer, not what is logical and obtainable

I got your silent message shhaaa

Hahahahaha

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jul 24, 2019
Edicoco:
I was planning to write nse exams, october diet. But since this nnpc recruitment came up, i put everything on hold. I cant even write any project report or even concentrate on anything. The executives in my zone are saying its already getting late to register online.
Abeg make them park well o, na APL be my aim now. God please let your grace, mercy and favour be our portion. Our names must be there!

For me nothing stopped woh, I just resumed my normal routine after the interview, infact I even recently expanded my business sef

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ksstroud: 2:53pm On Jul 24, 2019
Get ready!!!

It's about time...
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by larride(m): 2:53pm On Jul 24, 2019
Enrypech:


I pray you get the APL my bro

Consoling myself... Hahahahah,

All I can say is that you sound too bitter

Get some relief and smile, it's a small world man


That bros don see alert since. His position is understandable. grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by sibabe25: 2:55pm On Jul 24, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin

flowwolf09:


My personal person. grin grin cool tongue. Nothing dey happen.

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