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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Kenneth10110(m): 12:59pm On Jul 27, 2019
MelesZenawi:
Kenya is better than Nigeria though


Kenya abule yin
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Kenneth10110(m): 1:01pm On Jul 27, 2019
grin grin angry angry
Kingpee2:
See finishing,Kenyans can’t even compare themselves to any Nigerian,small Doctor is even popular than their president.


angry angry lmao
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by yeyeosoronga: 1:03pm On Jul 27, 2019
OdefaGirl:
Where is this my sister from again? grin grin
Dem be our brothers o.

She's crazy, but also so right. That was the funniest for me too.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by blingxx(m): 1:04pm On Jul 27, 2019
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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Kenneth10110(m): 1:06pm On Jul 27, 2019
Nigerians way no get chill we dey bash ourselves with tribes these one come put mouth see how Nigeria is given them Savagery.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Patrik007(m): 1:10pm On Jul 27, 2019
Seeing and hearing Kenyans boast on social media

Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by tokrizy: 1:12pm On Jul 27, 2019
xtremeTall:
Lol.. But I would like to read Kenyans troll too

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by nnokwa042(m): 1:15pm On Jul 27, 2019
solmusdesigns:
grin


Seriously kenya is like lagos in size and population and lagos is way more richer than them... the problem with Nigeria is few underdeveloped rural Northern LGA with pockets of violence and few problem with education coupled with our noisy bloggers are the ones bringing shame to Nigeria, most Northern Cities are even finner and richer than kenya just alittle disorganised due to our i don't care atitude

Often times we Nigerians are generally disorganised, thats why we don't have beautiful street veiws, but average cost of a Nigerian home(plasma tv, dstv, home teathers, generators, phones) can buy off all this shitty africans,

When western and white supremacist Propagandist said 98 million Nigerians or half of our population don't spend upto 400 naira a day or $1.9cents i just laugh out loud, even mad men on Nigerian street who are homeless drink shepe and cigarete of 200 a day and eats atleast a 200 naira plate of food daily by just begging

If 98million aint got $1 a day, how come Nigeria is the country with highest number of internet users, the highest importer of best thailand rice and best oil, the highest importer of luxury brands, the highest consumer of Alchohol both beer and spirits

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keep deceiving your self not me ,suffering and smiling you as a nigerian dont enjoy any single good life in nigeria ,the only thing we nigerians enjoy more than other countries in nigeria is noise polution because in nigeria you can see up to 50 churches and ten mosques in one street yet no light oo, apart from that tell me what else you enjoy in nigeria,if kenya can build their country with money from tourism i wonder how their country will look like if the ve oil, oga kenya is 580,367 km plus 224 ,081 sq milies while lagos is 3,345 km you only stay in nigeria you call every other country common that country mean while your suffering,173 lagos state is the size of keanya

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by CeeJay9ja(m): 1:15pm On Jul 27, 2019
khaleed111:
ain't you an African.

Dumb here is relative
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by TGMISKY(m): 1:15pm On Jul 27, 2019
Even America won't dare have an e-battle with Nigeria. I just dey pity Kenya. I been try warn them

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by TSRC: 1:16pm On Jul 27, 2019
MelesZenawi:


Population no be prosperity.

Kenya is way ahead of Nigeria.
Can you name one thing Kenya has that Nigeria does not have?

Population is not prosperity, true. It means more responsibilities.

When Kenya has a population of 100 million to cate for, come back and talk.

We are tired of small countries picking on Nigeria.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by deltateam: 1:17pm On Jul 27, 2019
Simeony007:
Kenya don do mistake

Punch lines: Kenyan's national flag looks like an herbalist's complimentary card?

Kenyan's don exist before God said let their be light. grin grin grin

My fav is why Kenya win in Olympics is because they are running from poverty. grin
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Madaraa1(m): 1:17pm On Jul 27, 2019
[quote author=tokrizy post=80678805][/quote]
yeah not only the Nigeria side
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by teelarryberry(m): 1:19pm On Jul 27, 2019
MelesZenawi:
Kenya is better than Nigeria though
.

How naw ,,, u just seat inside ur one room.an say de first thing dat comes into ur skull ,, av u been too Kenya No ,,
Na people like u ,ur mama go cook food for house ,but na ur Nebour own u go prefer too chop ,, even doh say meat no day de Nebour own ,,too u , na him sweet pass ,,
I don go Kenya bros ,,its not better Dan Nigeria ,, 26% urban ,,
De rest na animal kingdom ,,

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 1:19pm On Jul 27, 2019
It is nothing serious, just enjoy the bants and move on grin
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by PeaceNexus(m): 1:21pm On Jul 27, 2019
Black people undoing themselves since the time of slave trade. The same insults you target at Kenyans will be targeted towards the entire Africa. That time it will be like the case of Tobechukwu Uchechukwu from Delta state telling Muhamadu Elrufai from Kano that he is not an Igbo man. grin
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by TSRC: 1:24pm On Jul 27, 2019
BigIyanga:

Keep deceiving yourself..if u havent crossed Seme Border, no need commenting. 60% of people in Lagos do not have access to portable water. 15m kids in Naija are not enrolled in school. Ask a Kenyan the last time he/she experienced power failure
India and Pakistan Still suffer power cuts and poverty.
Is Kenya better than both countries?

Do you know what it means to provide 24 electricity to a country the size of Nigeria? The capital investment involved.

I don't think Kenya is bigger than Niger and Kaduna combined.
They have no excuse not to have 24 hrs electricity and I am sure they don't.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by SmallSimba: 1:34pm On Jul 27, 2019
I'm always amazed; do Nigerian men think that they are not dark skinned? Do they think that being brown is being beautiful? Is this a general Nigerian thing or are these few people? I would sincerely wish to know. I read somewhere that Nigerian nurses even recommend skin bleach to children. Is this true.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Harbeeorlar(m): 1:35pm On Jul 27, 2019
xtremeTall:
Lol.. But I would like to read Kenyans troll too
Them finish Nigeria abeg
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by CocoaOla: 1:35pm On Jul 27, 2019
The Nigerians who discriminate kenyans because of their darker skin are proof of an uneducated population of Brainwashed folks. White supremacy really bleeped yall mentality up without repair.
P.S Kenyans Your Skin colour is to die for❤.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by CAPSLOCKED: 1:37pm On Jul 27, 2019
BLACKS TROLLING BLACKS FOR THEIR SKIN COLOR LIKE THE FOOLS THEY ARE.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by jrusky(m): 1:39pm On Jul 27, 2019
Pls guys lets end these stunt it doesnt worth it at all beside i dont know what came over the Kenyans bashing Nigerian on tweeter simply because of kids cartoon movie it eaally doesn't make sense.

I don't know why the Kenyans are so pained about this movie. I think everything should be put to rest now and let's move on guys.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by peacesamuel94(m): 1:40pm On Jul 27, 2019
Africans are more racist to themselves, more racist than what anyone else could ever dream of being.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by CocoaOla: 1:41pm On Jul 27, 2019
Harbeeorlar:

Them finish Nigeria abeg
.

To be honest?

The Kenyans won this shit..

Asides skin colour and better music what else?

They came for our economy
Our leaders
Our reputation
Our way of living abroad
They came for every single aspect of Nigeria, they had proof and back up even videos..

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by rafindo(m): 1:47pm On Jul 27, 2019
solmusdesigns:
grin


Seriously kenya is like lagos in size and population and lagos is way more richer than them... the problem with Nigeria is few underdeveloped rural Northern LGA with pockets of violence and few problem with education coupled with our noisy bloggers are the ones bringing shame to Nigeria, most Northern Cities are even finner and richer than kenya just alittle disorganised due to our i don't care atitude

Often times we Nigerians are generally disorganised, thats why we don't have beautiful street veiws, but average cost of a Nigerian home(plasma tv, dstv, home teathers, generators, phones) can buy off all this shitty africans,

When western and white supremacist Propagandist said 98 million Nigerians or half of our population don't spend upto 400 naira a day or $1.9cents i just laugh out loud, even mad men on Nigerian street who are homeless drink shepe and cigarete of 200 a day and eats atleast a 200 naira plate of food daily by just begging

If 98million aint got $1 a day, how come Nigeria is the country with highest number of internet users, the highest importer of best thailand rice and best oil, the highest importer of luxury brands, the highest consumer of Alchohol both beer and spirits

.

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Stop spewing thrash just to get attention .a simple google will tell you how mistaken you are. By size Kenya is far bigger than Lagos with 580,367 km² to Lagos 3,540km.

In population you are also wrong. Kenya population 52.57 million to Lagos estimated 20 million.

The only thing you can compare Lagos to Kenya is the GDP.

All those who like your comment are disgrace to geography and simple googling.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by NwaliE01: 1:48pm On Jul 27, 2019
Simeony007:
Kenya don do mistake

Punch lines: Kenyan's national flag looks like an herbalist's complimentary card?

Kenyan's don exist before God said let their be light. grin grin grin
Nigerians get bad mouth aswear grin grin
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Harbeeorlar(m): 1:49pm On Jul 27, 2019
CocoaOla:
.

To be honest?

The Kenyans won this shit..

Asides skin colour and better music what else?

They came for our economy
Our leaders
Our reputation
Our way of living abroad
They came for every single aspect of Nigeria, they had proof and back up even videos..

And they are all facts... Our leaders should be ashamed with this but no, dem no send

Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 1:51pm On Jul 27, 2019
TSRC:
Can you name one thing Kenya has that Nigeria does not have?
Population is not prosperity, true. It means more responsibilities.
When Kenya has a population of 100 million to cate for, come back and talk.
We are tired of small countries picking on Nigeria.
Imagine great country like Kenya been insulted by Nigeria.
Kenya has all it takes and are highly competitive
That your country men are giving birth like fowls is not growth.

Kenya is a country Nigeria should look up to.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 1:54pm On Jul 27, 2019
teelarryberry:
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How naw ,,, u just seat inside ur one room.an say de first thing dat comes into ur skull ,, av u been too Kenya No ,,
Na people like u ,ur mama go cook food for house ,but na ur Nebour own u go prefer too chop ,, even doh say meat no day de Nebour own ,,too u , na him sweet pass ,,
I don go Kenya bros ,,its not better Dan Nigeria ,, 26% urban ,,
De rest na animal kingdom ,,

Nigeria on her own na zoological garden, is not a kingdom yet that's why Kenya is high all rounds.


Imagine great country like Kenya been insulted by Nigeria.
Kenya has all it takes and are highly competitive
That your country men are giving birth like fowls is not growth.
Kenya is a country Nigeria should look up to.


God save Uhuru Kenyatta.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by mrpaedo(m): 1:54pm On Jul 27, 2019
SmallSimba:
I'm always amazed; do Nigerian men think that they are not dark skinned? Do they think that being brown is being beautiful? Is this a general Nigerian thing or are these few people? I would sincerely wish to know. I read somewhere that Nigerian nurses even recommend skin bleach to children. Is this true.
Calm down.E-wars are never based on logic and facts.Just like rumours,they are simply based on spreading a narrative about one's supposed enemy/enemies
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by akilo1: 1:55pm On Jul 27, 2019
We dont have their time yet...we are busy with Shiites elZakzaki and all others ...we still have pending matters like Timi dakolo and most recently Senate national anthem saga...they should relax their time will come.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 1:55pm On Jul 27, 2019
teelarryberry:
.

How naw ,,, u just seat inside ur one room.an say de first thing dat comes into ur skull ,, av u been too Kenya No ,,
Na people like u ,ur mama go cook food for house ,but na ur Nebour own u go prefer too chop ,, even doh say meat no day de Nebour own ,,too u , na him sweet pass ,,
I don go Kenya bros ,,its not better Dan Nigeria ,, 26% urban ,,
De rest na animal kingdom ,,

Nigeria on her own na zoological garden, is not a kingdom yet that's why Kenya is high all rounds.


Imagine great country like Kenya been insulted by Nigeria.
Kenya has all it takes and are highly competitive
That your country men are giving birth like fowls is not growth.
Kenya is a country Nigeria should look up to.


God save Uhuru Kenyatta.

Nigeria don't have respect, imagine tomorrow Dem go begin compare themselves to America.

Kenya is nice than here.

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