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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by OdefaGirl(f): 11:52am On Jul 27, 2019
Where is this my sister from again? grin grin
Dem be our brothers o.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by iloveyou82(f): 11:52am On Jul 27, 2019
MelesZenawi:
Kenya is better than Nigeria though
no country is better than Nigeria in Africa.
You can't be comparing any country that is not up to 50% of Nigeria population.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 11:53am On Jul 27, 2019
most of nigerian trolling is because of their darkskin whats wrong in being darkskinned
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by enemyofprogress: 11:54am On Jul 27, 2019
thenoisemakerng:
Lalasticlala mynd44 grin grin grin grin

Come and laugh away your sorrows.
wetin dominique do you wey you no fit help me call am?


Kenyans don buy market from Nigeria
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 11:56am On Jul 27, 2019
iloveyou82:
no country is better than Nigeria in Africa.
You can't be comparing any country that is not up to 50% of Nigeria population.

Population no be prosperity.

Kenya is way ahead of Nigeria.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 11:57am On Jul 27, 2019
Ceekay212:
Insulting others because the have a darker skin color compared to yours?? SMH
funny thing is nigerians are more darker than kenyans

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 11:57am On Jul 27, 2019
Olorunnim:
You like E slap.

Trash
Kenya is more than Nigeria

They are cool.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by shogsman(m): 11:59am On Jul 27, 2019
Nigerians are all mouth no action, if kasala burst now,everybody go close door.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by zedman1(m): 11:59am On Jul 27, 2019
I've not laughed so hard in a while, but some persons are born sadists, they say people are jobless for having such great fun online yet they are here with their 'jobfull' and overly serious comments always on Nairaland. They should create the jobs for us na, we are lazy like that.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Oxigun: 11:59am On Jul 27, 2019
So so childish
Abeg kenyamo can u pls take a bow n go
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by namiji2598: 12:03pm On Jul 27, 2019
solmusdesigns:
grin


Seriously kenya is like lagos in size and population and lagos is way more richer than them... the problem with Nigeria is few underdeveloped rural Northern LGA with pockets of violence and few problem with education coupled with our noisy bloggers are the ones bringing shame to Nigeria, most Northern Cities are even finner and richer than kenya just alittle disorganised due to our i don't care atitude

Often times we Nigerians are generally disorganised, thats why we don't have beautiful street veiws, but average cost of a Nigerian home(plasma tv, dstv, home teathers, generators, phones) can buy off all this shitty africans,


...
let say u never go north bro


And u forgot to add the number of online crimes that tarnish our image abroad, and drug dealers which also bring shame to us also and I believe those ones are northerners too right

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by edon21: 12:03pm On Jul 27, 2019
MelesZenawi:

Population no be prosperity.
Kenya is way ahead of Nigeria.
Lagos is more prosperous than entire Kenya. where the hell are you from

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Abudu2000(m): 12:05pm On Jul 27, 2019
Ummm okay op u posted only naijas response and left out those from Kenya and that's a poll to you., no wonder Nigerians think they are better in everything
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by edon21: 12:06pm On Jul 27, 2019
namiji2598:
let say u never go north bro


And u forgot to add the number of online crimes that tarnish our image abroad, and drug dealers which also bring shame to us also and I believe those ones are northerners too right
how you fall fall cheap stories. South Africa has the biggest crime rate in Africa yet they are doing well. Nairobi is actually in the league of porthacourt

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by namiji2598: 12:06pm On Jul 27, 2019
solmusdesigns:
grin


Seriously kenya is like lagos in size and population and lagos is way more richer than them... the problem with Nigeria is few underdeveloped rural Northern LGA with pockets of violence and few problem with education coupled with our noisy bloggers are the ones bringing shame to Nigeria, most Northern Cities are even finner and richer than kenya just alittle disorganised due to our i don't care atitude

Often times we Nigerians are generally disorganised, thats why we don't have beautiful street veiws, but average cost of a Nigerian home(plasma tv, dstv, home teathers, generators, phones) can buy off all this shitty africans,

When western and white supremacist Propagandist said 98 million Nigerians or half of our population don't spend upto 400 naira a day or $1.9cents i just laugh out loud, even mad men on Nigerian street who are homeless drink shepe and cigarete of 200 a day and eats atleast a 200 naira plate of food daily by just begging

...
when u go to a city like Kano state and see how boys hustle, pure hustling not doing cyber crimes, u will know how rich nigeria is, go a bank in Kano and see boys, and u will understand that Lagos is the only state that anchors poverty, talk more of abuja




Ogbeni bolle joor

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Angelfrost(m): 12:06pm On Jul 27, 2019
drips8:
Nigerians are savages online

But, bloody spineless sheep offline... If we were this savage at the imbeciles called leaders, we would have a nation far better than the ones we troll online...

Such a waste of savagery, IMHO. undecided
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by edon21: 12:06pm On Jul 27, 2019
Abudu2000:
Ummm okay op u posted only naijas response and left out those from Kenya and that's a poll to you., no wonder Nigerians think they are better in everything
go check online. theirs ain't funny
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jul 27, 2019
edon21:


Lagos is more prosperous than entire Kenya. where the hell are you from

Story from the gods.



Kenya is doing wonderfully well.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by ElsonMorali: 12:07pm On Jul 27, 2019
sirvvy:


Honestly, the whole thing just looks stup!d , insulting your fellow black skin color..

I think Nigerians have inferiority complex that makes them see the light skin as superior.

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by namiji2598: 12:07pm On Jul 27, 2019
edon21:

how you fall fall cheap stories. South Africa has the biggest crime rate in Africa yet they are doing well. Nairobi is actually in the league of porthacourt
what brings SA here again??we talking abt our country and bringing shit
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Abudu2000(m): 12:08pm On Jul 27, 2019
edon21:

go check online. theirs ain't funny
okay so u made yourself the jugde and jury to decide if theirs ain't funny?

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by edon21: 12:09pm On Jul 27, 2019
MelesZenawi:

Story from the gods.


Kenya is doing wonderfully well.
compare GDP of Lagos to Kenya

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by solmusdesigns: 12:09pm On Jul 27, 2019
namiji2598:
let say u never go north bro


And u forgot to add the number of online crimes that tarnish our image abroad, and drug dealers which also bring shame to us also and I believe those ones are northerners too right


You are more likely to die by gun in chicago than in borno, you are more likely to get stab in london than kano state, the world most richest cyber criminals with high tech hacking skills comes from Russia, US, Korea and China.. Nigeria just lack news management..

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by edon21: 12:09pm On Jul 27, 2019
Abudu2000:
okay so u made yourself the jugde and jury to decide if theirs ain't funny?
its OK bro suit yourself

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Rainbow219(m): 12:10pm On Jul 27, 2019
No need to talk in this topic. But Nigeria Vs Kenya is like Lion King fighting zebra ���

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by namiji2598: 12:11pm On Jul 27, 2019
solmusdesigns:



You are more likely to die by gun in chicago than in borno, you are more likely to get stab in london than kano state, the world most richest cyber criminals with high tech hacking skills comes from Russia, US, Korea and China.. Nigeria just lack news management..
so Lagos now has new cities such as China,Russia,Korea, among others right


Why can't u jus face the problem of Ur own country and leave other part of the world alone

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by namiji2598: 12:13pm On Jul 27, 2019
solmusdesigns:



You are more likely to die by gun in chicago than in borno, you are more likely to get stab in london than kano state, the world most richest cyber criminals with high tech hacking skills comes from Russia, US, Korea and China.. Nigeria just lack news management..
jus because Argentina is nt a good country doesn't mean Nigeria too should not, jus because USA is bad in technology doesn't mean Nigeria should not venture into technology or jus because Poland is nt good in education doesn't mean Nigeria should forget education, let's face the problem of our country and leave other countries alone sir

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jul 27, 2019
edon21:
compare GDP of Lagos to Kenya
Have seat and talk sense somehow.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by edon21: 12:14pm On Jul 27, 2019
namiji2598:
so Lagos now has new cities such as China,Russia,Korea, among others right


Why can't u jus face the problem of Ur own country and leave other part of the world alone
are you aware that Kenyans started this war?

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by Criticaltemp: 12:15pm On Jul 27, 2019
This fight sweet eh
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by edon21: 12:16pm On Jul 27, 2019
MelesZenawi:


Have seat and talk sense somehow.
what else do you want to talk about prosperity? you can't compare kenya to Nigeria. it's an insult to Nigeria. fact

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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by solmusdesigns: 12:16pm On Jul 27, 2019
namiji2598:
when u go to a city like Kano state and see how boys hustle, pure hustling not doing cyber crimes, u will know how rich nigeria is, go a bank in Kano and see boys, and u will understand that Lagos is the only state that anchors poverty, talk more of abuja




Ogbeni bolle joor

My guy i no abuse kano, i said few northern local government area in north suffering from insurgency and rural ones with no education, i later went on to say many northern cities are finer than kenya...


As for nonsense of comparing kano and lagos... guy are you drunk nii? Gidi boys go buy kanawi hundred times.. kano wey everything cheap.. self contain for lag go pay for flat in sabon gari kano, as per abuja na political city wey dey survive on national budget.

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