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Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 2:06pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
But you have a beautiful head tongue
You're trying to make me feel good, ain't you.

It is not working!
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 2:10pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
You're trying to make me feel good, ain't you.

It is not working!
But I know what you look like

Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 2:20pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
But I know what you look like
No, you don't!
Who do I look like?
What famous person do I look like?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 2:27pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
No, you don't!
Who do I look like?
What famous person do I look like?
Lol, remember you had your profile picture up before, so I still have idea what you look like. You're dark with a chiskop/fade grin You also have big or round eyes. You're quite attractive tongue
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 2:31pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
No, you don't!
Who do I look like?
What famous person do I look like?
Plus we've known each other for a very long time. Since the days of BBA.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 2:41pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Lol, remember you had your profile picture up before, so I still have idea what you look like. You're dark with a chiskop/fade grin You also have big or round eyes. You're quite attractive tongue
I actually have been told I have small eyes. Except you are used to men with much smaller eyes in SA.

You remember someone else, I think.
The only time I ever associated myself with attractiveness was when I saw my FaceApp female version. The app performs wonders. That girl was fine!
I felt like a proud father.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 2:43pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Plus we've known each other for a very long time. Since the days of BBA.
Are you who I think you are?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 2:44pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
I actually have been told I have small eyes. Except you are used to men with much smaller eyes in SA.

You remember someone else, I think.
The only time I ever associated myself with attractiveness was when I saw my FaceApp female version. The app performs wonders. That girl was fine!
I felt like a proud father.
I've seen your picture lol. But you can always jog my memory tongue
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 2:44pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
Are you who I think you are?
Who?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 2:54pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Who?
A much, much, much more feisty moniker.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 2:56pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
A much, much, much more feisty moniker.
LBM?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 3:08pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
LBM?
The girl with the gun?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 3:14pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
The girl with the gun?
Looool
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 3:17pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Looool
How many times have you been born again, you follower of Christ?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 3:18pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
How many times have you been born again, you follower of Christ?
Too many to count lol
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 3:21pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
I've seen your picture lol. But you can always jog my memory tongue

Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 3:25pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Too many to count lol
Your personality is calmer with this one. Can five years do that to a person?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 3:26pm On Jul 29, 2019
[quote author=WORLDPEACE post=80741846][/quote]Hahaha. What a beauty grin
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 3:29pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
Your personality is calmer with this one. Can five years do that to a person?
I was still very new to this site back then, so I didn't understand Nigerians well. That's why I used to go nuts at some of the things.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 3:29pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. What a beauty grin
I would have proposed but incest is forbidden in my culture. Lol
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 3:31pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
I was still very new to this site back then, so I didn't understand Nigerians well. That's why I used to go nuts at some of the things.
I go nuts inside sometimes.
So after you murdered that moniker, how long did it take you to reincarnate?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 3:33pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
I would have proposed but incest is forbidden in my culture. Lol
LMAO. Show me a real one tongue

Btw, what happened to the other girl from the Big Brother thread? I can't remember her name now, but she used to tag with Safari on arguments. We used to fight a lot but ended up being quite chummy in the end. I liked her. I wonder if she's still around.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 3:36pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
LMAO. Show me a real one tongue

Btw, what happened to the other girl from the Big Brother thread? I can't remember her name now, but she used to tag with Safari on arguments. We used to fight a lot but ended up being quite chummy in the end. I liked her. I wonder if she's still around.
Is she from SA also?
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 3:37pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
I go nuts inside sometimes.
So after you murdered that moniker, how long did it take you to reincarnate?
Lol, you hide it well because I don't remember you ever blowing a gasket. Admirable.

Like 9 months or so. I still take long breaks but I don't delete anymore.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 3:40pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Lol, you hide it well because I don't remember you ever blowing a gasket. Admirable.

Like 9 months or so. I still take long breaks but I don't delete anymore.
I take long breaks too. Sometimes consciously, other times not.

I think Seun doesn't do enough to keep this place healthy.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 3:46pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
Is she from SA also?
No, a Nigerian.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 3:49pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
No, a Nigerian.
I can't remember.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 3:52pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
LMAO. Show me a real one tongue
This will be deleted in five minutes.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 3:52pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
I take long breaks too. Sometimes consciously, other times not.

I think Seun doesn't do enough to keep this place healthy.
Yeah, this place can be draining so breaks are a necessity.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 3:54pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
This will be deleted in five minutes.
Quite a dignified looking guy. That's the face I remember, but I got the eyes wrong lol.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by WORLDPEACE(m): 3:58pm On Jul 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Quite a dignified looking guy. That's the face I remember, but I got the eyes wrong lol.
Thanks, are you saying I can take Morgan Freemanesque roles in movies? Lol

I can't understand how with that beard what you remember is large eyes.
Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria Battle On Twitter by XhosaNostra(f): 4:04pm On Jul 29, 2019
WORLDPEACE:
Thanks, are you saying I can take Morgan Freemanesque roles in movies? Lol

I can't understand how with that beard what you remember is large eyes.
Lol, not that old obviously, but you exude a certain seriousness.
IDK either.
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