Kingtim:
sheepishly. I was now eager to learn because I have heard uku ��. That's by the way. Soon morning meditation was off and it's time for breakfast. I just got to the hostel to get my bucket to take my bath. Soon I'm done. I just strolled to where the kitchen is to see what's up. I saw some women with petty beverages just sitting directly facing the kitchen and at first I thought they were working with the kitchen. I looked up and saw those serving. This official poured something that looks whitish in a Corp member's cup. And gave him one kind of funny looking bread. As the guy was coming back I ask him guy, why are they taking the hot water at that point and taking milk and bournvita at another point(those women with petty beverages) the guy just smiled and said. No o guy. Na the tea be this. Those going to those women are going to buy extra milk and Milo.. I looked at him and said guy, Shey you Dey whine me ni?☹️. He said no o guy am serious.. As he said that I just remembered the acronym NYSC. And as my senior would say. Nysc, now your suffer continues. I just left pitifully and went straight to mami to get bread and akara in company of my friends Armstrong and Kelz. Soon we were back at the hostel eating and discussing... ➡️➡️

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hmmmm too long

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Funny write up

Kingtim:
sheepishly. I was now eager to learn because I have heard uku ��. That's by the way. Soon morning meditation was off and it's time for breakfast. I just got to the hostel to get my bucket to take my bath. Soon I'm done. I just strolled to where the kitchen is to see what's up. I saw some women with petty beverages just sitting directly facing the kitchen and at first I thought they were working with the kitchen. I looked up and saw those serving. This official poured something that looks whitish in a Corp member's cup. And gave him one kind of funny looking bread. As the guy was coming back I ask him guy, why are they taking the hot water at that point and taking milk and bournvita at another point(those women with petty beverages) the guy just smiled and said. No o guy. Na the tea be this. Those going to those women are going to buy extra milk and Milo.. I looked at him and said guy, Shey you Dey whine me ni?☹️. He said no o guy am serious.. As he said that I just remembered the acronym NYSC. And as my senior would say. Nysc, now your suffer continues. I just left pitifully and went straight to mami to get bread and akara in company of my friends Armstrong and Kelz. Soon we were back at the hostel eating and discussing... ➡️➡️

seriously i dey enjoy this post o.... although I think it will definitely intrest incoming Corp member than the outgone

NICE ONE. CREATIVE ART.

Chai nice one
I wished I shared mine.
LA13c

Interesting guy from the beginning but no tell me say
The story done finish iii
I dey feel am

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TechCapon:
thanks, I'm not the social media type. My whatsapp is just for replying messages

My pleasure

Why do I always come late?

funny write up op

Nice story ...
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OkumagbaBOY:
nigga you're high in within..... sharrap there....lemme me brief you small if you talk about social life low...then you must be leaving around d bush.....warri way dey up to date die....you don see warri boy dress anyhow or dey use anyhow fone b4 or dey behave like mumu......den for rugged I nor wan go there at all....mha nigga go check out places like *ekpan, effurrun,uwie,iyara, okumabga, etc just to mention few .....Dem you will know what ruggedity is taking about......fish

Oga ruggedi i carry hand 4 you on update mata. D same uvwie i dey. Oya tell me d social life wey dey go on here. As u neva comot from warri see hw oda places b you cum feel say na warri life start and end. My last response to you

Funny you. Keep it coming.
We are waiting

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I love u baby timity...

Lynnuel:
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I love u baby timity...

lol Chizzy so you have an account here. ����

Well I slept a while after finishing my food. And soon it was already past four. The biggle was blown again for evening parade. This time around I never felt bothered because I'm getting used to the exercise already.
I just took my cap and walked out of the hostel straight to the parade ground. We just stood there under the scotching sun singing the nysc anthem and obeying pre pre shun up and down. As usual some people fainted. And soon we were done. Not quiet long they blew biggle for lunch. They were sharing Eba and Egusi soup. But since I don't eat eba that much and also scared that the soup might kill me, I just went straight to mami to eat. I stayed around for some time, and only started moving when it was getting too dark and cold. I went back in the hostel, picked up some of my dirty clothes to wash. I looked at my time it was 7:55pm. I went out to the front of my hostel with just my boxers ready do some laundry job. I just soaked the clothes and sat down waiting for a while before I start washing again. Before I knew it, I heard another biggle sound "Kaduna Kaduna why you nor go sokoto".
I was confused and shouted , which one be this na? Then one guy said guy na social gathering o. Oh I exclaimed smiling then replied him saying they should go that am not socialized so I won't go. I wanted to return to my washing when one mad man ran inside our hostel telling those inside that soldier is coming o. I called him outside and told him, Guy wetin dey sup with you na?

Why you dey run like rat? he replied saying na soldiers na and they are coming to chase us to go and gather in the hall. So you better go and dress up before they come here if not na your boxers you go take go the gathering. I looked at him and said guy Shey fowl shit for your brain. Which kind nonsenses talk dey comot from your mouth so. Abi you want make I change am for you? I said furiously.
In fact I wan change am for you like this, then after i go change am for the army man wey dey blow that biggle, then una go know say na crase man come here. The guy just left without saying a word. As he was leaving I said within "Shey suffer nor go kill this man so"? Very anyhow somebody. I just went inside, and wore another top on top of my dirty and itching body. Like I haven't even had my bath sef. So I was so annoyed. I went inside the hall. Looking very angry. I just sat down somewhere close to the exit.
I was just so restless because my blockus and other part of my body was just itching me.
Make Una allow person go hostel na. Local man need to shower. I lamented..

lol

Nice one bro

Kingtim nice story, I dey feel you Jor...

Abraka dey here si

Kingtim:
Why you dey run like rat? he replied saying na soldiers na and they are coming to chase us to go and gather in the hall. So you better go and dress up before they come here if not na your boxers you go take go the gathering. I looked at him and said guy Shey fowl shit for your brain. Which kind nonsenses talk dey comot from your mouth so. Abi you want make I change am for you? I said furiously.
In fact I wan change am for you like this, then after i go change am for the army man wey dey blow that biggle, then una go know say na crase man come here. The guy just left without saying a word. As he was leaving I said within "Shey suffer nor go kill this man so"? Very anyhow somebody. I just went inside, and wore another top on top of my dirty and itching body. Like I haven't even had my bath sef. So I was so annoyed. I went inside the hall. Looking very angry. I just sat down somewhere close to the exit.
I was just so restless because my blockus and other part of my body was just itching me.
Make Una allow person go hostel na. Local man need to shower. I lamented..

Abeg is water bottle necessary for camp?

Mhizluchi:
Camp was fun and crazy at the same time... Am enjoying your story. Weldone!!

where did u get diz your dp from,you took the picture yourself right?I've been to dat place nd I've seen dat statue but I don't remember where.

Fragility6:

Oga ruggedi i carry hand 4 you on update mata. D same uvwie i dey. Oya tell me d social life wey dey go on here. As u neva comot from warri see hw oda places b you cum feel say na warri life start and end. My last response to you

....Tah....b4 I leave for Germany to study I visited some states even lived in it you gay.... places like BENIN,BAYESLSA, LAGOS ABUJA PH,....you hear.....so when I say warri dey update I know what am saying.....I guess you never lived in uvwie because I never heard or seen an uvwie boy dumb as you....you dig right

BoboKush:



Abeg is water bottle necessary for camp?

nop

OkumagbaBOY:
....Tah....b4 I leave for Germany to study I visited some states even lived in it you gay.... places like BENIN,BAYESLSA, LAGOS ABUJA PH,....you hear.....so when I say warri dey update I know what am saying.....I guess you never lived in uvwie because I never heard or seen an uvwie boy dumb as you....you dig right

Oya warri guy wey 'leave'for Germany carry ur wahala go front. Call one tin warri tk update u no fit call. Na pple like you dey count Shoprite as relaxation spots coz aside dat one i doubt if u go know any one for dat ur empty shell u call brain . Nonsense and ingredients.

Kingtim:
nop

Thanks.... Was abt stressing masef wen people said u wil need it a parade group..... Thank God it nt necessary