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To get mortuary job now na ..... Heart attack.




What if he wanted to work for the devil...?

Born2Breed:
This test is risky.

Someone can just kpandu due to fear.

na scam jooorr

and they call it test?

mansakhalifa:
Did you watch Scoobydoo? It's easy; just have it at the back of your mind that "there are no such things as ghosts!".

That way, you won't find yourself running away from your "dream job"


#LifeIsEasy
Thank me later.

I bet you didn't watch the part where the ghost became real

Hmmmm

The kind of slap I go tear that ghost, e go die by force.

mansakhalifa:
When you spend your childhood listening to tonnes of "ghost" stories from the older folks... I think it's all just a trick on our psyche. There's no such thing as ghosts. It's all in the mind. Humans are animals{as like as not, perhaps only of a more advanced kind} after all. We simply die and rot away as normal animals do- no ghosts. No after-life. No nothing!

Funny some guys missed out on job opportunities simply because of this.

Shut up your mouth. You don't make conclusion based on ignorance.

askibee:
There are no such things as ghost?

Really!?



This one has not seen anything,did u knw spirit of dead body roam in the moutuary?

Lies! Lies!! And more lies!!!

See as mortuary fine. To die go dey hungry persin sef

mansakhalifa:
Did you watch Scoobydoo? It's easy; just have it at the back of your mind that "there are no such things as ghosts!".

That way, you won't find yourself running away from your "dream job"


#LifeIsEasy
Thank me later.

Na this kain person dey shit when he face this test

W

Switching on and off the light when you know the switch is close to you is not funny

mansakhalifa:
When you spend your childhood listening to tonnes of "ghost" stories from the older folks... I think it's all just a trick on our psyche. There's no such thing as ghosts. It's all in the mind. Humans are animals{as like as not, perhaps only of a more advanced kind} after all. We simply die and rot away as normal animals do- no ghosts. No after-life. No nothing!

Funny some guys missed out on job opportunities simply because of this.

You are in for a rude shock. No after life? No hell? Satan is messing with you. Na better hot iron e go use drill you be that. Repent and accept Jesus o.

.... so freaking hilarious hahahahaha... but this not fair way to recruit na.... hahahahahaha..... The 'undead' should habe told him to... 'just take a bow'....hahahahaha...

Lol , so funny

Lol.....
I can't fit laugh

Neddyogu:
See as mortuary fine. To die go dey hungry persin sef

go n die then

Were they supposed to stay back when something like that happens?

tfash96:
go n die then

I didn't mean myself naa

Neddyogu:
I didn't mean myself naa

haa haa sorry u didn't specify

I nO dey play again.. ahh .... I dey feel the guy's pain. e betta make u kuku kill mhe. which kind text, abi Exam b diz?

I don't believe in ghosts
I can never fail this kind of a test as it will be obvious to me this is a trick

Lol.

mansakhalifa:
When you spend your childhood listening to tonnes of "ghost" stories from the older folks... I think it's all just a trick on our psyche. There's no such thing as ghosts. It's all in the mind. Humans are animals{as like as not, perhaps only of a more advanced kind} after all. We simply die and rot away as normal animals do- no ghosts. No after-life. No nothing!

Funny some guys missed out on job opportunities simply because of this.

Uga!

when corpses walk, its NOT Ghost, its called ZOMBIE!

..
i will like to see you disproove the existece of a walking corpse in front of YOU!

Olufela30:
All these ones carry Elliot come test the man... ���


You know say I get two lives...

The guy for hold ice cream !!!

please what are you saying? Please explain.

Kingluqman:
Why I go find job go mortuary? I dey craze... lol

You'd be surprised how much people scramble for such jobs in Nigeria. Infact, you need long legs to work in a mortuary.

Seun was once a mortuary attendant

NextBuhari:
You'd be surprised how much people scramble for such jobs in Nigeria. Infact, you need long legs to work in a mortuary.

money dey for the job o. I still get lalasticlala CV begging me to connect him so as to get the job

Lovelyn451:
When he's ready to work, he should go for voodoo or have lots of faith, he thinks people that work there are ordinary humans..
Reminds me when we went to get my grandma at the mortuary, the attendant knocked three times and went in turning his back, told us that my grandma is so nice and doesn't disturb at all, we just said ok...looking at him sef you go know say this one don commot for human being

He did that to keep up the mystique so u don’t come compete for im job. One confessed how they used to fućk all the accident victim girls

Culin:
Were they supposed to stay back when something like that happens?

To work night shift in a mortuary the first requirement is that u must truly and totally believe with all your heart that once a person is dead he is dead, that any movement from him means either that he is not dead or it’s a prank.