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... by ChildOfJesus(f): 12:20pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
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Re: ... by friendlyadvice: 12:23pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
lol |
Re: ... by Oche211(m): 12:53pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
You need deliverance.
Locate the nearest MFM church and go for deliverance |
Re: ... by NPComplete: 1:48pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
Lol. Get over yourself. Marine spirit is not the reason why u have no husband at 40. Perhaps moronic beliefs like this is why no person with a brain wants to be around u. There is no way this sort of silly talk will not be a routine in your daily conversation with people. It won't take them 5 minutes to decide they don't want such negativity in their lives. And the fact that u are abroad and still peddle horseshit like this reinforces my point. You are a weirdo. You are not the only person of your age in that church or country that doesn't have a husband or a career they prefer. You have to be really really extraordinarily superstitious for this level of superstition to still persist in your life abroad. Smart people will give a weirdo like u a very wide berth. A lot of people here have eaten rice with stones in them. As a matter of fact, rice in the early to mid 90s used to have a lot of stones. And if u eat Ofada rice today, there is likelihood of eating stones in them. Someone up there is recommending MFM to u. Lol. Even the regular MFM members have lots of problems. Many of them are still in the same situation they are for the past 10 years despite the prayers and die by fire. Even the person recommending the place is probably worse off than u are. So stop fooling yourselves. MFM is for clowns and jesters. The only thing MFM can offer u now is double dose of paranoia. Trust me, u are paranoid enough as it is. U don't need to aggravate it. The fact that u are seeing people following u might be early signs of paranoid schizophrenia. The fact that Ur grandma is seeing it too shows it is probably hereditary. Better seek professional help before it is too late. PS: I am well aware that your story might just be an exaggeration just to get us to help u affirm your beliefs so u can keep blaming external factors for your current situation in life. The fact that u have a phone and data to come online and share this with us shows u are better off than a lot of people. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: ... by Nobody: 1:57pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
Is sex possible between a 4 year old and an 8 or 10 year old? Makes no sense to me. |
Re: ... by paxonel(m): 2:04pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
beg na African magic jo
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Re: ... by Nobody: 3:10pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
From your write up you don't seems to be currently in Nigeria, right! Apart from that if you are truly an unconscious initiate of marine you need to pray your way through hence one will just remain stagnant in life. Meet with people that can help pray with you, it's not easy to break off such yoke. And also don't look at your troubles or issues surrounding you. Always have a positive mindset. When people say something negative to you, reject it with the word of God and say something positive about yourself. Leave any environment that doesn't accept you, stay in the environment you are accepted and express yourself positively! Stay strong. And please don't tell people about your plans or progress and also stay away from relatives for now.. If I may ask what about your dad and mom. 1 Like |
Re: ... by Image123(m): 3:34pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
You must be born again and 100% ready to follow Christ and have nothing to gain from evil powers. |
Re: ... by Fireson: 9:30pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
ChildOfJesus: Jesus can change your story. |
Re: ... by ChildOfJesus(f): 12:35am On Aug 11, 2019 |
By the blood of Jesus, i am not paranoid, I don't have schizophrenia and i am not a weirdo and i am not silly in Jeus name. I am very smart in Jesus name. Christ Has not given me the spirit of fear but of love power and a sound mind. I am the head and not the tail in Jesus name. I am above and not beneathe in Jesus name By the blood of Jesus, people want to be around me in Jesus name. For i am wonderfully and fearfully made in Jesus name By the blood of jesus, my problems will not get worse should i go to MFM in Jesus name because in the presence of God there is liberty and not bondage in Jesus name |
Re: ... by OtemAtum: 2:18am On Aug 11, 2019 |
First of all, you have to come to reality with the fact that all the stories above did not happen to you because of you having an affair with any marine spirit or whatever. Things happen to people and they may be ignorant of the actual cause. Body odour, mouth odour, odd appearances, lack of good social habits, sluggish behaviours, etc can make people not to want to associate with someone. Thinking too much about the so-called marine spirits, what grandma said, what neighbours said etc. can make you to hallucinate and dream on and on about things related to the so-called marine spirits. The solution is simple, do away with religion, try to be natural. Just go about your life without worries. Socialise with people, take care of your body, get rid of body odour, call people and ask them about their sincere opinion concerning you, never believe that your lack of successes in some areas is due to marine spirits, even if you have dreamt of such hundreds of time. Because dreams are majorly a product of your thoughts. If you can try these, you'll have a great change of life. You'll get far better. Peace. |
Re: ... by LilMissFavvy(f): 4:11am On Aug 11, 2019 |
So while you were in Nigeria what stopped you from seeking help since when you were younger, at least getting to know who is behind your problems. A genuine pastor would have told you. I am strongly convinced your story isn't complete. You are possessed, but my question to you is, do you harm the people you come in contact with? I once had this older friend who had the exact issue you are having. Took her like an older sister, till I began having revelations about her harming me. I waved it aside thinking it was an enemy using her face. The revelations kept coming, I began to be careful when with her. To cut the long story short, I attended a tarry one night, pastor called me out, mentioned her name, and told me all the evil she had done/planned, let me stop there. My advice to you is to first of all repent genuinely, if you are destructive stop it, look for a deliverance ministry, a church where people isolate you on a bench alone is not a church, find another church. You have to pray your way to freedom: midnight prayers would be helpful. Pray 3times a day. Your night prayers should be 30min-1hr, nothing less than that. Many people classify spiritual issues to be medical, too bad. Get up and help yourself. |
Re: ... by petra1(m): 5:45am On Aug 11, 2019 |
ChildOfJesus: Simple to deal with . Try send me personal message. I'm in London few days . We can meet and pray. We can still pray on the phone. |
Re: ... by NPComplete: 5:54am On Aug 11, 2019 |
ChildOfJesus: Sounds like exactly what a paranoid weirdo will say. U have not been given the spirit of fear. You are the embodiment of fear. Every sentence your mind is able to compose reeks of trepidation and unrivalled anxiety. Trust me, there is nothing sound about your mind any more. Just look at how many "in Jesus name" and how many religious clichés you have thrown out in response to an alternative opinion for what might be the problem with u. This is pitiful. I am very sure that this is a routine with u. Perhaps even when your bosses criticize ur pace at your work by saying "hey, u are too slow" you probably respond with "I am not slow in Jesus name". And u are wondering what's happening to Ur career, right? And u are wondering why others avoid u in church. Anyone that can spin any statement into religious horseshit should be avoided. Just look at all the threads u have created in one day alone. And look at your response to someone on this your other thread and tell me something is not wrong with u: https://www.nairaland.com/5352948/it-sin-anoint-house-holy#81141620 The fact that you are abroad and still have this much clutch on African superstitious silliness is mind-boggling. I can understand a little superstition every now and then since we are just humans after all. But yours is at the levels of an illiterate village grandma with decaying teeth. This tells me a lot about u. There is absolutely no way u won't be surrounded by an aura of negativity and weirdness in your daily interactions with people. No freaking way. And I am sure that the alternative solutions that have been suggested to u seem a bit hard for u to take. You just don't want to hear that Ur problem isn't spiritual and that a change of orientation and a little dose of positivity will go a long way. That will be you taking responsibility for yourself so that's too hard for u. You prefer excuses and the thought that the universe is designed to work against u because that's far too easy for u. That relieves u from actually taking the hard decisions that will actually change your life. Lmao. Good luck with that. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: ... by helinues: 6:25am On Aug 11, 2019 |
She go get belle and born pikin.. Remember to invite us for the naming... |
Re: ... by CAPSLOCKED: 7:34am On Aug 11, 2019 |
ChildOfJesus: BEING A NON-BELIEVER OF BULLSHĮT SAVES YOU FROM CURSES AND MARINE SPIRITS BECAUSE THE MINUTE YOU DUMP ALL NONSENSE IDEAS, YOU BECOME FREE AND START TO SHINE IN ANYWAYS POSSIBLE. RELIGIOUS SUPERSTITION IS A BURDEN, WHY DO YOU KEEP CARRYING IT AROUND? 1 Like |
Re: ... by ChildOfJesus(f): 10:01am On Aug 11, 2019 |
By the blood of Jesus, i will never get pregnant out of wedlock in Jesus name. Marriage is holy and the bed undefiled By the blood of Jesus, i do not harm those that i come in contact with in the name of Jesus. If any man be in Christ He is a new creature behold old things are passed away and all things are become new By the blood of Jesus, the Christian religion is not a burden to me. because i have come to Jesus, His burdens are light and his yokes are easy. I have a life of ease in Jesus name By the blood of Jesus, i am not a paranoid weirdo in Jesus name for Christ Has not given me the spirit of fear but of love of power and a sound mind and i have the mind of Christ in Jesus name By the blood of Jesus, i am not the embodiment of fear, anxiety in the name of Jesus. I am the embodiment of Jesus Christ in Jesus name. Christ lives in me and i live in Him. For Christ Has not given me the spirit of fear but of love, power and a sound mind By the blood of Jesus, i am not a pitiful human beign in Jesus name. I am fearfully and wonderfully made in Jesus name amen By the blood of Jesus i am not an illiterate grandma with a decaying teeth in Jesus. The Lord Has renewed my youth as the Eagle's in Jesus name. I have perfect teeth in Jesus. For i am fearfully and wonderfully made in Jesus name By the blood of Jesus, i am not surrounded with an aura of weirdness and negativity and people love to be around me in Jesus name. For the Spirit of the Lord is upon me by the blood of Jesus, i do not have body odour, mouth odour, i do not lack good socal skills, i am not sluggish, i am not slow in Jesus name. For my body is the temple of the Holy Spirit. I do not haluucinate in Jesus name. For i have the mind of Christ. Christ Has not given me the spirit of fear but of love and power and sound mind. I have a sound mind in Jesus name |
Re: ... by NPComplete: 10:27am On Aug 11, 2019 |
Re: ... by ChildOfJesus(f): 10:35am On Aug 11, 2019 |
By the blood of Jesus, i shall never be mocked in Jesus name. For the Lord rejoiceth over me in Jesus name. He delighteth in me in Jesus name |
Re: ... by Karleb(m): 7:36pm On Aug 11, 2019 |
...and you are still wondering why even your fellow Christians don't want to associate? Isn't it obvious? |
Re: ... by Nobody: 4:15am On Aug 12, 2019 |
ChildOfJesus: Many do not know when to not mock. Since you are Nigerian, you should know that white starch from corn used to make both thick and watery pap comes from extremely black pots (most pots used in African villages are put on firewood). It is said that white (good things) pap is made inside black (disgusting) pots. So shall that beautiful answer and way out you are looking for come from a digusting platform full of bad and terrible words. Good things are hidden inside insults. Just keep hope alive. Only you understand yourself, and you only have to help yourself. Many people here are not humans when they start bullying. I pray you get the answers and way out you are looking for. |
Re: ... by NPComplete: 5:11am On Aug 12, 2019 |
Pistotita: This one is fueling the weirdo's paranoia even more. Now after reading this senseless shyte u wrote, she might start going about actively seeking confrontations so she might get, as you clumsily put it, good things hidden inside insults. |
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