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the letter 'n'

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Remove N from window..

- Ordinary Ikeja to Oshodi bus. Small speed, You'll be shouting, "Easy oh, No kill us oh, Driver small small na! " But during sex, your BF will be dragging you on the floor and even hit your head on the wall. You'll be screaming, "kill me baby, take my soul, show no mercy, destroy me!"
*May God have mercy on our women. Na joke ooo*
- The president of Tunisia just died. God please don't forget Nigeria
- When the rich rob the poor, it's called business but when the poor fights back, it's called violence
- 1K airtime for the one who will get this right
Question - when Paul & Silas were in the prison, Who was the DPO?
- Have you ever watched a movie and Started shouting at the actor, "mumu walk fast, they are coming".
-If actions speaks louder than voice, then why are we now learning English instead of Kung-Fu
- I said we should meet in front of the restaurant and you are already inside reading food menu,
Biko read finish and coman meet me outside, nonsense!

TO BE CONTINUED

Very funny nigeria comedy . this is just too funny i just cant stop laughing � �


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BnwwLtcZgo

Answer to Riddle
- The letter 'N'.
*If it is removed from window, it becomes 'widow'
*If it comes in door, it becomes 'donor'

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!
Eagleyes! (half mark)
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BankyGee:
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your future

Answer to Riddle
- The Future

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
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BankyGee:
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a ducks body when swimming

Answer to Riddle
- The bird's shadow or reflection

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Made In Nigeria English

- ABEG DRESS BACK
- If I hear pim, u go hear weeen
- The FILM is SWEET
- Please help me SLOW that fan
- Mummy HAVE come
- I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
- Have you paid your SCHOOL FEES MONEY?
- See as you BAFF up
- Put the bread inside LYLON
- I strong KAKARAKA
- Oya COME and be GOING
- I KUKUMA don't have your time
- Shebi you have BB charger?
- See how her eye is ENTERING my food
- Did you SEE the SOUND of my ringtone?
- I know you have come since because I HEAR your PERFUME

TO BE CONTINUED

BankyGee:
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doughnut, hoop has many answers

Answer to Riddle
- Doughnut

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
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alcohol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9pA_2vky0c

- Whenever I'm watching a movie with my parents and they start showing s*x scene laidis, boom! They start looking at me as if I'm the director of the movie
- Men like s*x, men like s*x. Portiphar's wife that wanted to rape Joseph nko? Na man she be?
- No matter how bad you are you can't be totally useless oo you can still be used as a bad example
- Nigerians be like "you get flashing credit? I just wan tell my guy make e no forget the something way we discuss and tell am say make e join something put am too"...
Shuuu!! For inside flashing??!
- Lagos traffic sef how can I drop my friend at the airport and he still got to London before I got home?
- When a girl introduce her boyfriend to her friends...
Whites: Oh wow he's cute
Nigerians: Tell him we're hungry
- Earth quake in China for three days, there was still light, in my country, Nigeria, two birds fly on pole laidis, boom! No light for three weeks

TO BE CONTINUED

Answer to Riddle
- Alcohol

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Luke had it first, Paul had it last; boys never have it; girls have it but once; Miss Sullivan had it twice in the same place, but when she married Pat Murphy, she never had it again.

What is that?

BankyGee:
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Luke had it first, Paul had it last; boys never have it; girls have it but once; Miss Sullivan had it twice in the same place, but when she married Pat Murphy, she never had it again.

What is that?

Letter L

Answer to Riddle
- The letter L

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Which part of a fish weighs most?