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How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Jaqenhgar001(op): 1:57pm On Aug 30, 2019
Hello, guys I have recently been with few women and each always complained how little my dick was, inafct the last one told me plainly that she wasn't feeling anything, please is there a way to increase my dick?

It is really discourging as I am afraid of trying to get any girl laid again to avoid further insults, my dick is about the size of the regular toothbrush and not really girthy.
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Nobody: 2:38pm On Aug 30, 2019
Just researched ways to on wikipedia. Best advice be happy with what you have and be proud. The methods are complicated and very dangerous. Most can permanently damage the penis.

and i am sure you will rather be average dick than no dick.
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by OnPointMan(m): 3:00pm On Aug 30, 2019
Jaqenhgar001:
Hello, guys I have recently been with few women and each always complained how little my dick was, inafct the last one told me plainly that she wasn't feeling anything, please is there a way to increase my dick?

It is really discourging as I am afraid of trying to get any girl laid again to avoid further insults, my dick is about the size of the regular toothbrush and not really girthy.
Size of toothbrush in length or width?
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by iLegendd(m): 3:17pm On Aug 30, 2019
Blackivy27:
Just researched ways to on wikipedia. Best advice be happy with what you have and be proud. The methods are complicated and very dangerous. Most can permanently damage the penis.

and i am sure you will rather be average dick than no dick.
Nice reply.

You answer questions like a man. Be honest with me, are you a man? Don't be shy, Buhari won't catch you.
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Zinny25(f): 3:20pm On Aug 30, 2019
pics first

let's start from there

pls nobody should mention me, I'm not feeling well
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Nobody: 3:36pm On Aug 30, 2019
iLegendd:
Nice reply.

You answer questions like a man. Be honest with me, are you a man? Don't be shy, Buhari won't catch you.
Thanks.
no. I'm a lady. But im blunt.
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Splinz(m): 3:37pm On Aug 30, 2019
smiley

Behold! If a man be not happy with his toothpick cassava and wishes to enlarge it to an anaconda size, let him come unto me.

Truly truly I say unto you, I shall lay hold of your pencil preeq, take a concrete hammer in my hand and smash it! For behold, what is smashed, death and buried shall rise again. And when the resurrection comes, it shall be clothed with a new body and size.

Fear not! It is well with your preeq! cheesy
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Nobody: 3:37pm On Aug 30, 2019
Zinny25:
pics first
let's start from there
pls nobody should mention me, I'm not feeling well
Lol. I second this.
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Jaqenhgar001(op): 3:44pm On Aug 30, 2019
OnPointMan:
Size of toothbrush in length or width?
In length
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by OnPointMan(m): 3:49pm On Aug 30, 2019
Jaqenhgar001:
In length
That should be about 6inches now. That's still ok. Or you have been dealing with oloshos?
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by loadedvibes: 3:54pm On Aug 30, 2019
Show us a pic let's know how to help you
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by hahn(m): 4:17pm On Aug 30, 2019
Jaqenhgar001:
Hello, guys I have recently been with few women and each always complained how little my dick was, inafct the last one told me plainly that she wasn't feeling anything, please is there a way to increase my dick?

It is really discourging as I am afraid of trying to get any girl laid again to avoid further insults, my dick is about the size of the regular toothbrush and not really girthy.
Bend over and suck it for 3 hours daily

Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Joystark(f): 4:47pm On Aug 30, 2019
Y'all coming here, asking us questions like this one; without pictures...
How are we supposed to know what to say anything without knowing the exact size?
Can't be using our imagination all the time nau.. haba! undecided
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by ehmmy11(m): 6:57pm On Aug 30, 2019
Blackivy27:
Thanks.
no. I'm a lady. But im blunt.
then you are one hell of a lady cool


As for the Op too bad you didn't win the d!ck lottery there is no way except tru surgery(if you can afford it) any other solution will be a temporary fix with serious sides effects..

What am saying in essence is learn to use it wink
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by IamPlato(m): 7:04pm On Aug 30, 2019
Use Plier
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Nobody: 7:28pm On Aug 30, 2019
OnPointMan:
That should be about 6inches now. That's still ok. Or you have been dealing with oloshos?
No mind the guy, prob watching too much porn.
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by lincsnuel: 10:40pm On Aug 30, 2019
Almost every guy feels the same about their respective joysticks.

Sadly, there's no easy way to go about it. (People use pumps which temporary enlarges the dick. Others go for surgery)

If you wan marry, make sure madam is a virgin before even going for Introduction. If she's a virgin, she will take you as you're.

Just manage am like that, and don't let it bring down your self esteem bro.
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Nobody: 10:46pm On Aug 30, 2019
OnPointMan:
That should be about 6inches now. That's still ok. Or you have been dealing with oloshos?
He meant that his girth is the size of a toothbrush, so they don't feel it when he's in. It's like inserting a straw inside a well.
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by prettysassygirl(f): 11:47pm On Aug 30, 2019
Splinz:
smiley

Behold! If a man be not happy with his toothpick cassava and wishes to enlarge it to an anaconda size, let him come unto me.

Truly truly I say unto you, I shall lay hold of your pencil preeq, take a concrete hammer in my hand and smash it! For behold, what is smashed, death and buried shall rise again. And when the resurrection comes, it shall be clothed with a new body and size.

Fear not! It is well with your preeq! cheesy
not funny
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Offpoint: 11:54pm On Aug 30, 2019
Try bee, each time you wanna.... get 2 bees on your D let them sting you and wait for 30 minutes before you....

.
Thank me later
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Mandyoluchi(m): 12:09am On Aug 31, 2019
Your parents are busy looking for ways to pay your year two school fees while you are looking for ways to enlarge your organ. End time youth
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by mmadu4: 12:12am On Aug 31, 2019
Your question should be how do I enlarge my bank account
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Nobody: 1:50am On Aug 31, 2019
Mandyoluchi:
Your parents are busy looking for ways to pay your year two school fees while you are looking for ways to enlarge your organ. End time youth
The Op never mentioned his level, anyways Op I don't have any answer to your question me I am just observing
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Amaechi9(m): 4:26am On Aug 31, 2019
First things first what's ur length and girth
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by dingbang(m): 4:50am On Aug 31, 2019
Lol, all the ladies I have sought to impress, it turned out that I got tired of them.
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Nobody: 6:19am On Aug 31, 2019
dingbang:
Lol, all the ladies I have sought to impress, it turned out that I got tired of them.
Straight up
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by MikeBetty(m): 7:18am On Aug 31, 2019
Goan Ask Dickson
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by eliraz(f):
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Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by ArticleBeast: 8:25am On Aug 31, 2019
eliraz:
Dear don't mind them okay. I have a cream for you contact me on this blessingeliraz@gmail.com.
Lies op no cream can enlarge dick...They just want to eat your money flee.
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by OnPointMan(m): 9:33am On Aug 31, 2019
Dudeweedlmao:
He meant that his girth is the size of a toothbrush, so they don't feel it when he's in. It's like inserting a straw inside a well.
No he said length nor girth.
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Frankicent(m): 11:31am On Aug 31, 2019
Splinz:
smiley

Behold! If a man be not happy with his toothpick cassava and wishes to enlarge it to an anaconda size, let him come unto me.

Truly truly I say unto you, I shall lay hold of your pencil preeq, take a concrete hammer in my hand and smash it! For behold, what is smashed, death and buried shall rise again. And when the resurrection comes, it shall be clothed with a new body and size.

Fear not! It is well with your preeq! cheesy
lol ode
Re: How Do I Enlarge My Dick? by Frankicent(m): 11:32am On Aug 31, 2019
OnPointMan:
That should be about 6inches now. That's still ok. Or you have been dealing with oloshos?
chai all this olosho girls no get chill. There cunt don too wide dem go dey blame innocent guy.
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