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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:33pm On Sep 01, 2019
Prudent5217:

@Major555 Please do well to read the origin that warranted the exchange of words. Irrespective of questions and answers it’s wrong for an adult to reply someone else by insulting their families. I saw his question and passed by but the insult to KODACK’s Family is uncalled for. Next time do well to address the genesis of a problem.

Peace

Let it slide bro......the insult no touch my family....they were mere words....... I wish the guy actually have time to meet my friends....... He would make the 7 o'clock news as the person who jumped over the 3rd mainland bridge due to sarcastic trauma grin grin
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:35pm On Sep 01, 2019
LexyJay02:


God bless you bro.
The people he's bashing today as the dullards may end up becoming the commissioned officers. Irony of life.

Uncle, there is a difference between bashing and being sarcastic...... Don't get it twisted.

Did you see the guys posts as well.

I love it when Nigerians pick sides...... Am proud to be a Nigerian.

You know what I mean........lol
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 9:37pm On Sep 01, 2019
Dis Kodack guy remember me of erimakosamuel of last year recruitment grin





Cc: ugo4u can relate
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:37pm On Sep 01, 2019
scave:


u might even be my village person,mine is kano

You don't mean it.......cheeeeeeee
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:43pm On Sep 01, 2019
Estringx:

Officer KODACK, i wan feel you small. Insult me grin


Ahhhhhh.....!

I don't insult people....check my previous posts/comments.

I could twist words to hunt you, not hurt you.

Note, am not gay.... feeling me aint an option.
I no go report you to FG, I go kill you and claim self defense with lots of evidence.......just kidding tho......lol

Cheers mate
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:44pm On Sep 01, 2019
enesi009:
Dis time around ssc50 per state Dssc40 per state... For interview.. :PDon't quote me oo.. I might b wrong

Welcome back oga......

I have read your previous posts......yours and ugo4u...... They have been quite entertaining.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 9:53pm On Sep 01, 2019
enesi009:
Dis Kodack guy remember me of erimakosamuel of last year recruitment grin





Cc: ugo4u can relate
grin grin the way that naval officer traced him to the screening he was shocked, my guy wey dey para anyhow Gast deactivate him account.
God saved him he didn't make the final list because that officer for so frustrate him life for training dude has already contacted his colleagues in the Airforce they where just waiting for him.
That's why one has to be careful with his ulterance, we might not be as anonymous as we think. The world is a very small place.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 10:00pm On Sep 01, 2019
ugo4u:

grin grin the way that naval officer traced him to the screening he was shocked, my guy wey dey para anyhow Gast deactivate him account.
God saved him he didn't make the final list because that officer for so frustrate him life for training dude has already contacted his colleagues in the Airforce they where just waiting for him.
That's why one has to be careful with his ulterance, we might not be as anonymous as we think. The world is a very small place.

Hehehehe.

I noticed his name was mentioned a couple of times.

Wetin the guy do self??

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 10:05pm On Sep 01, 2019
KODACK:

Hehehehe.
I noticed his name was mentioned a couple of times.
Wetin the guy do self??
The same thing you dey do na.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by JezCalMeJay(m): 10:06pm On Sep 01, 2019
enesi009:
Dis Kodack guy remember me of erimakosamuel of last year recruitment grin





Cc: ugo4u can relate


I so remember the erimako guy grin grin grin...then track Baba like village people
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 10:16pm On Sep 01, 2019
ugo4u:

The same thing you dey do na.


Hehehehe.

I will do better than him then..... Since his name is in the sands of time, mine would be aswell and overshadow his.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by raphtunde: 10:16pm On Sep 01, 2019
KODACK:


I get your point.

Don't use the phrase "be guided" anyhow again ......cos it's only used for people who go astray, which I'm sure am not......

Oga, when you want something.....you go extra mile to get it......I have read through page 1 to current page cos I don't wanna go amiss while applying..... I read all the drama and fun.

And I have asked only one question here cos it was never discussed, ever .... Which is "what's the BMI range in the army?"...... cos the army range might be different from the general medical range, and note...it wasn't part of the registration, it was for me to prepare for the task ahead........ Those are the kind of questions we want to hear.

We wanna hear questions pertaining screening, chawusing,fun,race,and so more......not about the registration......cos a thousand answers have been given to even unasked questions.


I really don't mean to rubbish anyone's personality.....am just having fun........ Just feel free to express yourself and ask questions...... Love you all.
If u have power to remove someone from the group u must have removed all of us. Dictatorship specifying the kind of questions I should ask.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 10:19pm On Sep 01, 2019
raphtunde:

If u have power to remove someone from the group u must have removed all of us. Dictatorship specifying the kind of questions I should ask.

Nah, I won't do such......

I will just have fun with you, until you leave yourself.....lol
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by raphtunde: 11:12pm On Sep 01, 2019
Give people chance to express themselves pls. Chide them not away, our "foolish" might help the group when answered. Bros, remember it's not how far but how well. The race is not for the strong pls calm down on ur attack .

Thefoolishsometimesiswise!
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 11:18pm On Sep 01, 2019
raphtunde:
Give people chance to express themselves pls. Chide them not away, our "foolish" might help the group when answered. Bros, remember it's not how far but how well. The race is not for the strong pls calm down on ur attack .

Thefoolishsometimesiswise!

I hear you sir.

But note, I never called anyone fo.olis.h oh

Over and out
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by iamawara(m): 11:54pm On Sep 01, 2019
Thank God sanity is gradually coming. People don dey use their head now. Small thing na fight small question oh na so so article them go write lambast u in the name of Savage grin grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by NCANCHAIR(m): 12:03am On Sep 02, 2019
Sorry to ask this question bro. How long does it take DSSC to hang LT colonel? Any clarification would be highly appreciated
KODACK:


Funny but heart felt.....

God will see us through
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by raphtunde: 12:12am On Sep 02, 2019
KODACK give ur kind response to this question pls
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mayor555(m): 12:15am On Sep 02, 2019
Prudent5217:

@Major555 Please do well to read the origin that warranted the exchange of words. Irrespective of questions and answers it’s wrong for an adult to reply someone else by insulting their families. I saw his question and passed by but the insult to KODACK’s Family is uncalled for. Next time do well to address the genesis of a problem.

Peace

Yes Prudent, it's very wrong to refer to one's family while throwing jabs. And it should be frowned against in all ramifications. But there's no smoke without fire... The sequence was,
Question asked, response to question was an attack on the first party's person and in retaliation, he went overboard and was uncalled for.

We can all live in peace when we tolerate. In this case, let's tolerate the unnecessary questions.

@KODACK, yes fun, but the other party wasn't digging. Maybe you should tone down and be more mild..... Not Everyone can handle hard fun/humour as the case may be.

I guess you guys have settled, I'm just coming back online and I saw mentions, had to reply. God bless.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 12:30am On Sep 02, 2019
NCANCHAIR:
Sorry to ask this question bro. How long does it take DSSC to hang LT colonel? Any clarification would be highly appreciated

12-15 years time

While for medical practitioners (consultants) 5-8 years ...cos they will hang eagle immediately after pop
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 12:31am On Sep 02, 2019
raphtunde:
KODACK give ur kind response to this question pls

Hehehehehe

Bad belle
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KennethNnolim(m): 12:32am On Sep 02, 2019
KODACK:


I get your point.

Don't use the phrase "be guided" anyhow again ......cos it's only used for people who go astray, which I'm sure am not......

Oga, when you want something.....you go extra mile to get it......I have read through page 1 to current page cos I don't wanna go amiss while applying..... I read all the drama and fun.

And I have asked only one question here cos it was never discussed, ever .... Which is "what's the BMI range in the army?"...... cos the army range might be different from the general medical range, and note...it wasn't part of the registration, it was for me to prepare for the task ahead........ Those are the kind of questions we want to hear.

We wanna hear questions pertaining screening, chawusing,fun,race,and so more......not about the registration......cos a thousand answers have been given to even unasked questions.


I really don't mean to rubbish anyone's personality.....am just having fun........ Just feel free to express yourself and ask questions...... Love you all.

I'm also interested in the BMI issue here. I read here that some candidates was called back alongside mama Taraba last January after BMI issues. Please anyone with more information on that?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 12:48am On Sep 02, 2019
KennethNnolim:


I'm also interested in the BMI issue here. I read here that some candidates was called back alongside mama Taraba last January after BMI issues. Please anyone with more information on that?

This is the general format bro.

BMI = your weight (kg) / the square of your height (m)

BMI = kg/m²


For most adults, an ideal BMI is in the 18.5 to 24.9 range.
If your BMI is:

below 18.5 – you're in the underweight range

between 18.5 and 24.9 – you're in the healthy weight range

between 25 and 29.9 – you're in the overweight range

between 30 and 39.9 – you're in the obese range


Now, with the above....am sure you can know your BMI bro....

But the issue here is this, we don't really know if the army have their own specific standard which they follow or they follow the general standard.


To be on the safe side bro....just stay within the range of 18.5 -29.9 .

Kindly note that your BMI is significant to your age as well ....not sure if that would be put in consideration by the army

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KennethNnolim(m): 12:59am On Sep 02, 2019
KODACK:


This is the general format bro.

BMI = your weight (kg) / the square of your height (m)

BMI = kg/m²


For most adults, an ideal BMI is in the 18.5 to 24.9 range.
If your BMI is:

below 18.5 – you're in the underweight range

between 18.5 and 24.9 – you're in the healthy weight range

between 25 and 29.9 – you're in the overweight range

between 30 and 39.9 – you're in the obese range


Now, with the above....am sure you can know your BMI bro....

But the issue here is this, we don't really know if the army have their own specific standard which they follow or they follow the general standard.


To be on the safe side bro....just stay within the range of 18.5 -29.9 .

Kindly note that your BMI is significant to your age as well ....not sure if that would be put in consideration by the army

Thanks very much... I appreciate

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 5:10am On Sep 02, 2019
JezCalMeJay:



I so remember the erimako guy grin grin grin...then track Baba like village people
Dat guy wasn't smart his moniker was his real name grin grin
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 5:12am On Sep 02, 2019
@ugo4u were is eriksam I miss him.. Dint e apply dis time?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by gr8cany: 7:12am On Sep 02, 2019
Like the fucking Adebayo niccur of a guy said, you are candidates and not clowns. Clowns seems to be a better name than candidates, i guess.

Clowns are glorified name than candidates, i tell you, so do know how you use it.



Do you found my use of "clown" here degrading?... Nah! You simply couldn't understand English here.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sirk60(m): 7:30am On Sep 02, 2019
Prudent5217:

Na God go help us o
Buying Job - Committing an offence
Serving Job - Graciously serving the punishment with a smile, singing praise and worship, Thanking God for the opportunity to be cleansed from your sinful ways grin
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:04am On Sep 02, 2019
KODACK:


12-15 years time

While for medical practitioners (consultants) 5-8 years ...cos they will hang eagle immediately after pop
lmao...you'd be Lucky to hang major
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:04am On Sep 02, 2019
KennethNnolim:


I'm also interested in the BMI issue here. I read here that some candidates was called back alongside mama Taraba last January after BMI issues. Please anyone with more information on that?
somebody already answered you
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:56am On Sep 02, 2019
sikowitz17:
lmao...you'd be Lucky to hang major

Na God hand that one dey oh. cheesy wink
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by solobb(m): 9:18am On Sep 02, 2019
Please are they requesting for bvn number and why??

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