lekkan:
The comments tho .. Can writing English get worst than this??

anochuko01:

You're a big fool Sir. Look at the rubbish you also wrote!

xaggar:
Little wonder some couples request for armed security (police, civil defence) at wedding reception.

Firstorderwizard:
Attended a traditional wedding dressed in my Babariga attire shortly after graduation. The mc told the ashebi gals to search for and drag any eligible bachelor they like to the stage. One fine curvy damsel come drag me for centre stage and told the mc she likes me. Like play like play i spent the only remaining 5k wey I use decorate pocket(home and abroad) spreading money on her as she whines for me with hope that we'll continue behind the scene after the show. Laslas this fine babe shun me after the show on grounds that she's engaged. Ordinary number I no collect.Choi

lekkan:
Sorry I'm not the cause of your problem...

GeneralPula:


Lol

godofuck231:
The groom stopped by unannounced at the brides hotel after church wedding service while she was programmed to change and refresh, badged into a 3 some with unknown guys......... u need to see the beating he gave these 2 guys, it was a blood bath

landmark86:
It happened somewhere around Ibadan.
After cutting the cake, the wedded couple are told to show how they will eating at home. The wife served her husband by kneeling down as per yoruba culture. At the turn of the husband, the guy really fall hands by prostrating for the wife in order to give her cake.

Greatzeus:

Read the rubbish you wrote up there again,as old as you are,you can't compose 2 simple sentences that will make a rational thought. After you will be criticizing Buhari up and down olodo.

executive12:


Lol. You are complaining about other people's grammar while making same mistake.
It should be 'worse than ', not "worst than".

godofuck231:
The groom stopped by unannounced at the brides hotel after church wedding service while she was programmed to change and refresh, badged into a 3 some with unknown guys......... u need to see the beating he gave these 2 guys, it was a blood bath

GrabHisBalls:
A lot could be avoided.

ohem007:



One of my igbo friend told me of this same issue that if you don't settle them they will play football on ur wedding ground


My gf is igbo and when we get married make i see the n!gga wey go fight barrack

salt1:
What a beautiful way to start the day!
I've had a good laugh

I've attended one wedding that didn't happen because the bride didn't show up. The groom printed invite and thought he would blackmail her into marrying him. It was supposed to be in the village and she refused to come.

baldboy:
It was thankful because, if they hadn't been joined before the fracas, the wedding might not continue. Is either the groom left angrily with his family, or the bride left with her's.

But I guess it would even been better, if they hadn't been joined. The wedding should just end on the spot.

GrabHisBalls:
LOL. I can't stop laughing. Most Nigerian weddings are disorganized. Pay for the services of a wedding planner, they won't. Bride broke, groom broke, but they want to have a wedding. It's not by force.

nmaihat:
My neighbors’ wedding. They informed me that the Mass was at 10am. I told my sister to look out the window at intervals so she will tell me the couple will leave for church so that I can follow them thereafter.

At about 10:45am was when they finally left for Mass. I thought they deliberately told us 10am when the mass was 11am. I arrived the church at about 11:05am and found people praying the rosary and I was upset that the guy was not sure of the time for his wedding which made us come too early only to be told that his wedding was actually at 10am and the priest has celebrated their wedding mass in their absence and gone in. The rosary and songs was after it was for God to touch the priest’s heart to come out. We beg tire.

The priest eventually came out to bless them and wed them but it wasn’t a wedding Mass. The bride who was supposed to be received in the Catholic Church that day was not accorded the right. Her face was hard through out the celebration. I was just weak.

Ijawwomaninoyo:
My neighbor in her 40s gave out IV for her church wedding, on getting to the church, I and one woman started roaming about like we missed our ways. We decided to go to the reception venue which was a stone throw then came back again when we found no one.
We got someone to gist us in the end, the lady was warned by the church to look for the man's family in the East and find out things about him but she declined, she was like ready for anything that happens.
Someone took the card to the man's wife in the East, she came with their 4 children and their legal documents Thursday prior the wedding, the bride to be was called and shown everything, the groom was called while his family was asked to hide, when Pastor signaled they should come out, the man took to his heels! It was like I was at a Nollywood movie.
Unknown to me,she had told the neighborhood that when the man went to bring his family, a trailer crushed them all to death hence the cancellation of the wedding.

Jarus:


Worse*

Jarus:

Worse*

sisisioge:


Followed my then bf from Lagos mainland to far away Badagry for his friends wedding. Being a foodie, it was hard for me to believe the low quality of the food served( Jollof rice be like rice mixed with a tint of palm oil). To make matters worse, there wasn't enough to go round. We weren't served. Lawd...I almost cried cos I was so hungry. Mother in-law had to be coming into the hall with the serving spoon to check which one of her friends has not been served yet.

I lost weight there and then

Ijawwomaninoyo:
My neighbor in her 40s gave out IV for her church wedding, on getting to the church, I and one woman started roaming about like we missed our ways. We decided to go to the reception venue which was a stone throw then came back again when we found no one.
We got someone to gist us in the end, the lady was warned by the church to look for the man's family in the East and find out things about him but she declined, she was like ready for anything that happens.
Someone took the card to the man's wife in the East, she came with their 4 children and their legal documents Thursday prior the wedding, the bride to be was called and shown everything, the groom was called while his family was asked to hide, when Pastor signaled they should come out, the man took to his heels! It was like I was at a Nollywood movie.
Unknown to me,she had told the neighborhood that when the man went to bring his family, a trailer crushed them all to death hence the cancellation of the wedding.

victorazyvictor:


Plz I no understand

schumastic:


then bf or ex?