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I've never fallen for anyone who had pickup lines... those Shakespeare wannabes, guys who flatter like their lives depend on it.

Good humour is attractive, but those poetic lines
..oh please!

PrimadonnaO:
I've never fallen for anyone who had pickup lines... those Shakespeare wannabes, guys who flatter like their lives depend on it.

Good humour is attractive, but those poetic lines
..oh please!

From the bucket of over flowing love did i pick up my pen to show you my undying love

To the one who decides my heart beat
Dear PrimadonnaO
If should think of love
I'd think of you, your arms,
Tying your hair in plaits above,
The lyre shape of your arms and shoulders,
The soft curve of your winding head and the glamour of your beauty which encompasses my words of description.
You are my sun and stars, my night, my day,
My seasons, summer, winter, my sweet spring,
My autumn song, the church in which I pray,
Holding you close to me will be a dream come thru.

Seems NL has a poet. .

Prectega:
From the bucket of over flowing love did i pick up my pen to show you my undying love

To the one who decides my heart beat
Dear PrimadonnaO
If should think of love
I'd think of you, your arms,
Tying your hair in plaits above,
The lyre shape of your arms and shoulders,
The soft curve of your winding head and the glamour of your beauty which encompasses my words of description.
You are my sun and stars, my night, my day,
My seasons, summer, winter, my sweet spring,
My autumn song, the church in which I pray,
Holding you close to me will be a dream come thru.

Guy you're funny, that ain't it at all.

Fountainofyouth:
Guy you're funny, that ain't it at all.

She said she hates poets

Prectega:
From the bucket of over flowing love did i pick up my pen to show you my undying love

To the one who decides my heart beat
Dear PrimadonnaO
If should think of love
I'd think of you, your arms,
Tying your hair in plaits above,
The lyre shape of your arms and shoulders,
The soft curve of your winding head and the glamour of your beauty which encompasses my words of description.
You are my sun and stars, my night, my day,
My seasons, summer, winter, my sweet spring,
My autumn song, the church in which I pray,
Holding you close to me will be a dream come thru.

Lmao

PrimadonnaO:
Lmao

At least i made you smile

Prectega:
At least i made you smile

I actually laughed.
Thanks. Lol

PrimadonnaO:
I actually laughed.
Thanks. Lol

Do you like doctors ?

Prectega:
Do you like doctors ?

As long as they don't smoke and womanise.

PrimadonnaO:
As long as they don't smoke and womanise.

soon to be here ..

You welcomed to be my patient

If u know what i mean

Prectega:
soon to be here ..

You welcomed to be my patient

If u know what i mean

Guy, you are good

thanks

mrNEMZY:
Guy, you are good

Let me lick you up like a mango and have your hair tangled between my teeth

Fountainofyouth:
Guy you're funny, that ain't it at all.

I go straight to the point like ..." Isabella can I plant my tuber in you so that your fountain Waters me and we grow young in love forever "

Or

" Isabella , this young man before you feels old and he may be young again if you allow him feed from the fountain of youth in your upper body like a toddler ."

I'm a sexual fantasy addict, sorry for messing your mention. I know you are also like me with a high libido.

Freehuman:
I go straight to the point like ..." Isabella can I plant my tuber in you so that your fountain Waters me and we grow young in love forever "

Or

" Isabella , this young man before you feels old and he may be young again if you allow him feed from the fountain of youth in your upper body like a toddler ."

I'm a sexual fantasy addict, sorry for messing your mention. I know you are also like me with a high libido.

I really am not, I just like to play and probe at will, all my sexual fantasies has been fulfilled.

Me entrying a city for the first time guy said you look familiar.....familiar kill you there.

agbonkamen:
Me entrying a city for the first time guy said you look familiar.....familiar kill you there.

Yeah they keep using that line over and over again. It is now boring.

I'm a guy, but I know the 'You look familiar' line has to be the worst out there.

Fountainofyouth:
I really am not, I just like to play and probe at will, all my sexual fantasies has been fulfilled.

Wow, means you're not really a dreamer. I wonder if mine can ever be fulfilled even partly.

Blackivy29:
Seems NL has a poet.
.

Oh really

40secondsMan:
Oh really

Yes. Are you one too?

Who get time for pickup line when I simply walk to a girl and ask hey babe, I wan nyash you.

Blackivy29:
Yes. Are you one too?

Ayam one 3

thanki410:
Let me lick you up like a mango and have your hair tangled between my teeth

Jeez. That was terrible

illitrate:
Who get time for pickup line when I simply walk to a girl and ask hey babe, I wan nyash you.

Does it work?

40secondsMan:
Ayam one 3

you're a write and a poet? Wowwwww

Blackivy29:
you're a write and a poet? Wowwwww

More of a poet. Haven't written anything since my last compulsory school project


But em...it seems am about to dig up some Gold with this your character

Blackivy29:
Does it work?

Always work, sometimes work after a slap.